Too Jewish
― R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Monday, 7 November 2011 14:58 (twelve years ago) link
classic
― the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 7 November 2011 15:50 (twelve years ago) link
only if it's short for marlboro(ugh)
― bernard snowy, Monday, 7 November 2011 15:57 (twelve years ago) link
If they were really fans they would name the kid "Nesta"
― Miss Piggy and Frodo in Hull (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 7 November 2011 17:02 (twelve years ago) link
I know of a girl from my town named Metallica, and I sorta know a guy who named his baby Primus.
― CharlieS, Monday, 7 November 2011 17:42 (twelve years ago) link
I have a friend who is a big Stones fan so he named his kids Marlon and Jade
― Miss Piggy and Frodo in Hull (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 7 November 2011 18:09 (twelve years ago) link
― CharlieS, Monday, November 7, 2011 12:42 PM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark
!!!
― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Monday, 7 November 2011 18:10 (twelve years ago) link
my parents' across-the-street neighbor named his kid Journey.
― occupy the A train (difficult listening hour), Monday, 7 November 2011 18:11 (twelve years ago) link
p sure Ras-Trent would name his first kid Marley to compensate for having had to cut off his dreads when he needed that office job.
― moo-town slackers (Pillbox), Monday, 7 November 2011 18:12 (twelve years ago) link
Gonna name my kid The Who. I can't see that resulting in any confusion.
― Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Monday, 7 November 2011 18:13 (twelve years ago) link
I can't believe there's a kid out there named Primus.
This is blowing my mind.
What's you name? Oh hey, I'm Primus.
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― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Monday, 7 November 2011 18:13 (twelve years ago) link
My sister works at a veterinary clinic, and she often has to take care of two dogs that get boarded there a lot named Winger and Dio. Even for dog names I thought that was kind of questionable, but that seems like nothing compared to babies named Metallica and Primus.
― bouquet beatdown (Nicole), Monday, 7 November 2011 18:14 (twelve years ago) link
some folks i know named their kid carter cash.
― omar little, Monday, 7 November 2011 18:15 (twelve years ago) link
Oh hey, I'm Primus.
― Miss Piggy and Frodo in Hull (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 7 November 2011 18:15 (twelve years ago) link
carter cash
At least those are names independent of the rock connections. It's still pretty bad though.
― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Monday, 7 November 2011 18:17 (twelve years ago) link
OK I kind of love Winger and Dio the dogs. lol.
― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Monday, 7 November 2011 18:18 (twelve years ago) link
Dio clearly the alpha-male, always beating up on poor old Winger
― moo-town slackers (Pillbox), Monday, 7 November 2011 18:19 (twelve years ago) link
I had no idea this was a Bob Marley tribute! A girl who lived down the street when I was a kid is named Marley.
― EveningStar (Sund4r), Monday, 7 November 2011 18:53 (twelve years ago) link
Didn't a Swedish court actually prevent parents from naming their kid "Metallica" once?
― EveningStar (Sund4r), Monday, 7 November 2011 18:54 (twelve years ago) link
No, they ruled it was OK!: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naming_law_in_Sweden#Metallica
I never met Metallica, but people told me she was nice and mostly into hip hop. I think ILX's rabies might've met her. Primus's dad is a deadbeat who split for Portland or Eugene soon after the birth so he could find himself, I think.
― CharlieS, Monday, 7 November 2011 21:56 (twelve years ago) link