parent-hippies naming their children 'Marley': classic rock! or dude..

Didn't a Swedish court actually prevent parents from naming their kid "Metallica" once?

No, they ruled it was OK!: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naming_law_in_Sweden#Metallica

I never met Metallica, but people told me she was nice and mostly into hip hop. I think ILX's rabies might've met her. Primus's dad is a deadbeat who split for Portland or Eugene soon after the birth so he could find himself, I think.