Aurora Tenono
― some dude, Tuesday, 29 July 2008 16:28 (sixteen years ago) link
Mattie Buckles
― some dude, Thursday, 14 August 2008 17:26 (sixteen years ago) link
Dumb article, as I linked elsewhere, but:
Brown Bino, 25, a cab dispatcher, was walking through Astoria Park near his home on Monday with his 3-year-old son, a smiling boy introduced as Little Brown Bino.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 28 August 2008 18:10 (sixteen years ago) link
Hoseen Ali
did a double take when I saw that.
― some dude, Tuesday, 23 September 2008 15:59 (sixteen years ago) link
Jesus Jimenez
― some dude, Tuesday, 30 September 2008 17:53 (fifteen years ago) link
Langdon Hammer
― Sir, are you calling 911 to complain about traffic? (G00blar), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 10:35 (fifteen years ago) link
whoa.
i thought i'd said this already but i actually work with this guy:
Lyndon Borrow
say it a few times
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 11:27 (fifteen years ago) link
Jesus Jihad
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/10/29/BA9813QEI6.DTL&tsp=1
― svend, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 22:13 (fifteen years ago) link
<a hreef=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blossom_Dearie>Blossom Dearie</a>
― There is no Grodd but Mallah and Congorilla is His Prophet. (Oilyrags), Thursday, 30 October 2008 17:34 (fifteen years ago) link
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, October 29, 2008 7:27 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
He should meet my friend, Owen Moore.
― some dude, Thursday, 30 October 2008 17:40 (fifteen years ago) link
My work sent a party invite to Gottfried Grobbelaar today
― The Slash My Father Wrote (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 30 October 2008 18:36 (fifteen years ago) link
we got a resume today for a dude named Br1an St0rm! Googleproofed, obviously, but what a great name.
― skeletal lexing (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 30 October 2008 18:40 (fifteen years ago) link
http://ebiko.net/title/titlephoto/brianstorm.jpg
― The Slash My Father Wrote (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 30 October 2008 18:52 (fifteen years ago) link
Sanford Dickert, a person quoted in this article: http://blog.wired.com/27bstroke6/2008/10/obamas-secret-w.html#more
― some dude, Thursday, 30 October 2008 19:00 (fifteen years ago) link
My current display name is from a criminal case I just read which also involved one Constable Ginochio (I mean he actually was a constable -- it wasn't his first name -- but still funny)
― Albert Jeans (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 11 November 2008 01:26 (fifteen years ago) link
Sanford Dickert sounds like a popcorn thriller novel character.
People continue to laugh at my name. My new housemates referred to me by first and last name for the first few days I lived here (sometimes they still do), and my new bosses apparently enjoy telling people they hired someone with my name. It's not THAT exciting a name, but maybe I'm just used to it.
― Maria, Tuesday, 11 November 2008 01:59 (fifteen years ago) link
Okay okay, I know a man named
TUBALCA1N SEARS!
His surname bcz his granddad lived near a Sears. !!!
― Abbott of the Trapezoid Monks (Abbott), Tuesday, 11 November 2008 02:36 (fifteen years ago) link
My workmate's Cambodian, his name's Sopheap. Thats pretty cool.
― Trayce, Tuesday, 11 November 2008 02:43 (fifteen years ago) link
Oh yeah, there was speculation that the parties in a case I just read might have been Cambodian --
Sanexay Sophophone and Somphone Sysoumphone
― Albert Jeans (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 11 November 2008 02:59 (fifteen years ago) link
Welcome Bender. omg
― yungblut, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 18:38 (fifteen years ago) link
investigates “homOeRotic” genes
― yungblut, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 18:40 (fifteen years ago) link
Uncle Shavedlongcock
― and what, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 18:41 (fifteen years ago) link
Hoseen AliJesus Jimenez
I don't get either of these -- they seem like common names. Am I missing a pun somewhere?
― nabisco, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 18:45 (fifteen years ago) link
First I think because its reminiscent of a certain ilxor screenname?
― Manchego Bay (G00blar), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 18:54 (fifteen years ago) link
yeah that one was because of HOOS. the other I just liked the alliteration and the way it sounded in my head.
― The stic.man from the hilarious 'Dead Prez' albums (some dude), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 19:26 (fifteen years ago) link
A YouTube video of the fight showed Brotemarkle slamming two girls on the ground and handcuffing them. One of the girls, Hickman sophomore Diamond Thrower, had not been involved in the fight but had been trying to break it up when Brotemarkle grabbed her.
― myspace password secretary (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 20:50 (fifteen years ago) link
i mean not only is that the best human name of all-time it would be the best super hero name of all-time
valentino achak dengdick poundgod shammgod
― the sir weeze, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 21:16 (fifteen years ago) link
World B. Free
― Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 13 November 2008 06:35 (fifteen years ago) link
― Maria, 11. marraskuuta 2008 3:59 Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
What's your last name then?
― Tuomas, Thursday, 13 November 2008 10:09 (fifteen years ago) link
A while ago I handled the papers of D3vanshu D1ksh1t.
― Tuomas, Thursday, 13 November 2008 10:11 (fifteen years ago) link
And I thought Sim Sisamouth had an unusually rad name when it turns out he's just from the land of great names. (Is there a reason Cambodian names often seem to be alliterative?)
Marshall Breeding invites you to read about library automation technologiezzz. Dude came to speak here recently but I missed it, being too busy banging my head against the brick wall of elderly library technology to learn about the future. Great name, though!
― ..··¨ rush ~°~ push ~°~ ca$h ¨··.. (a passing spacecadet), Thursday, 13 November 2008 10:34 (fifteen years ago) link
I'll raise you with S4ndeep D1ksh1t
― willem, Thursday, 13 November 2008 10:57 (fifteen years ago) link
Jock StirrupI used to work with a dude called Dickon R. Love. He's a bellringer.
― WoW... An Online RPG Funeral Gets Ambushed (gnarly sceptre), Thursday, 13 November 2008 12:22 (fifteen years ago) link
Jock Stirrup is not real. No way.
Not posting my last name on ILX (it will define me forever if I do!), but I was cursing it yesterday. I met with the director of a graduate program I'm applying to, and he actually remembered my name from two years ago when I applied to his field school and got turned down. CURSES!
― Maria, Thursday, 13 November 2008 15:09 (fifteen years ago) link
http://footballrecruiting.rivals.com/viewprospect.asp?Sport=1&pr_key=74047
― jordy (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 31 January 2009 11:45 (fifteen years ago) link
Ethelyn Wangjabs
― Craicwhore (craicwhore), Saturday, 31 January 2009 12:39 (fifteen years ago) link
Randy Hassler
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/ABPub/2008/02/21/2004193793.jpg
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Wednesday, 4 March 2009 18:38 (fifteen years ago) link
there's a lady on Jeopardy right now named Inta Antler
― Hateful Guard at Maryland Training School for Boys (some dude), Saturday, 7 March 2009 00:38 (fifteen years ago) link
came across the name Ida Oreman today and immediate thought of http://mayfairfoodmarket.com/assets/ORE_IDA_LOGO.jpg
― Shawty Lo Collier (some dude), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 15:45 (fifteen years ago) link
One of the angry souls is Dr. Festus Dada, a Nigerian-born gastric bypass specialist, who filed a fraud/breach of contract suit and alleges Dykstra kept a $500,000 deposit after a deal fell apart to purchase a Southern California car wash and retail center then owned by Dykstra.
― pleasure p (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 23 April 2009 19:40 (fifteen years ago) link
A few people' names I've come across at work recently
Kinal Faik - Turkish I think. Much better when presented with the surname firstVerma LeatherMichael Terrence Scull (Empty Skull)
― rockford, Friday, 24 April 2009 21:17 (fifteen years ago) link
That Dykstra article was a doozy. Sounds like a sociopath.
― Bill Magill, Friday, 24 April 2009 21:28 (fifteen years ago) link
Philbert Blank
― just being playful and friendly (some dude), Thursday, 30 April 2009 16:17 (fifteen years ago) link
Went to a christening on the weekend at a church that gets down with the kids with "new", allegedly "funky" music. Saw that a couple of the songs played were credited to a Dottie Rambo. Thought I had misread, but she's real: www.dottierambo.net
― When two tribes go to war, he always gets picked last (James Morrison), Wednesday, 22 July 2009 10:21 (fifteen years ago) link
From watching those Nollywood trailers: Larry Koldsweat
― clotpoll, Wednesday, 22 July 2009 17:02 (fifteen years ago) link
Freek Bots
― gnarly sceptre, Tuesday, 28 July 2009 11:00 (fifteen years ago) link
my friend was compiling medical journal articles and texted this to me a while back:
"I just came across the most amazing name ever: Ahshrik Ahmetaputi."
as in, I shriek I made a pootie.
― gonna be a long hot summer for the MS Word paperclip (the table is the table), Tuesday, 28 July 2009 23:49 (fifteen years ago) link
tv weathermen:topper shutt (DC local news)storm fieldflip spiceland (i could swear he used to be on dc news as well..)
― daria, actually (daria-g), Wednesday, 29 July 2009 00:12 (fifteen years ago) link
flip spiceland (i could swear he used to be on dc news as well..)
― daria, actually (daria-g), Wednesday, July 29, 2009 12:12 AM (48 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
pretty sure I remember him from CNN headline news (way back in the mid-nineties or so).
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 01:02 (fifteen years ago) link