Chicago: customers are advised to allow extra travel time

The show last night was really fun. I was at that perfect level of drunkeness where I was relaxed and having fun but not so messed up that I was sloppy or couldn't play right.

OK, I don't know whether you're kidding or not, but there's a Flight of the Conchords song that I reviewed the other day about how Wednesday is the night for making love. As cringe-inducing as you'd expect a couple of white guy doing an funk/R&B lover-man parody would be.

I'm pretty sure Kenan is kidding, as he had a FotC quote as his gmail status message for a long time.

Alright, I'm going to go look at books and then maybe go get some coffee or something.

No, I'm totally serious. Totally, totally serious. Totally.

I reviewed the other day

where?

Singles Jukebox, as always.

My HTML must've been screwy, though: that's supposed to read "waxing lyrical about the mundane aspects of sex," surrounded by em-dashes.

So you're saying that Thursday is the day of the week when you get regularly laid?

I better admit that jaymc is right and it's a joke before I confuse and horrify everyone.

But if I were to get laid tonight, I would do it with one arm behind my back. Awwww yeah.

As cringe-inducing as you'd expect a couple of white guy doing an funk/R&B lover-man parody would be.

I like funk/r&b lover-man parodies whether they're by white dudes or black dudes.

yeah, "business time" is a fan fave, but I personally think "Inner City Pressure" and the Issues song are better

"A couple of white guy" is like how Canadians say "a couple of beer."

"if that's what youre into" is good.

I like working OT, because it adds such a considerable chunk of change to my paycheck. It's easy work too. Right now I'm only doing about 15 extra a week. This will probably last the next 3 months. Then it's smooth sailing, at least until we roll out Office 2007.

only doing about 15 extra a week

I don't think I've ever done more than 10! Seriously, I'm like a zombie when I leave the office at 6 or 7, I can't imagine regularly working later than that. Then again, I don't think my boss would consent to it, either, since there's not enough in each project's budget to pay employees' overtime rates.

so jealous
i'm on salary, no overtime. yesterday i was here til 8

(i was late getting in, but 8 is not exactly an anomaly ... today i was on time @ 9 and i'll likely be here until 7)

At my first publishing job, I was told off the record that assistants were technically eligible for overtime, but you'd have to get it coded to a particular book/project, and no one would ever agree to add to a book's total cost like that, plus keeping track of your time to the minute in order to bill it was such a pain that it just never happened. Plus insisting on being paid OT would have made you look disloyal and insufficiently committed to what was BEST for the BOOKS. Fuckers.

plus keeping track of your time to the minute in order to bill it was such a pain that it just never happened

I have to do this.

Yeah, but the stuff that never seemed to be finished on time wasn't title-related, it was, for instance, two years of unfiled, uncategorized newspaper clippings from my boss's office, which he had scribbled little notes on and wanted organized. Or it was typing up rolodex cards for the other boss, b/c she didn't like using handwritten ones. That job sucked ASS, the details aren't really important.

me too

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I am drinking coffee from a mug I found in the office--it has a Cathy-like woman on it with frazzled hair, drinking coffee. The caption reads, "Men who call women 'baby' and 'darling' should have their little tiny peckers cut off."

Actually, the woman is not drinking coffee. She has a forefinger in the air authoritatively.

I call one woman baby. Am I in trouble?

I am tired. After my 12 hour day I went over to a friend's house and got involved in some Guitar Hero, stoner electro jams in the basement, and off-the-dome covers of Crazy Train and War Pigs (these dudes have, like, the House of Toys, all video games and V-drums and keyboards and stuff. It's like Carrell's house in 40 Yr Old Virgin).

She has a forefinger in the air authoritatively.

Wait, and it's not actually Cathy?

the real Cathy is unfamiliar with peckers. She saw one once, and just said "ACK!"

The real reason she and Larry never worked out.

Larry? I meant Irving. I think I'm confusing him with Leisure Suit Larry.

Her nether regions are an untouched tundra moistened only by tears.

Gross.

Hey, Kenan: ZITS!~!!!!!

BWAH HA HA HA! Gave you a little taste of your own medecine!

His face was a violent landscape, pocked with active volcanoes of pus and streaked with rivers of grease.

Speaking of scary things, last night I was sitting outside a PizzaMetr0 with Ben & Nick, and suddently Nick gets this weird expression on his face and tells me to not look behind me. So I trusted him because I can get freaked out pretty easily, but wondered what the hell I wasn't seeing. So once these two folks were way down the block he said the coast was clear. This woman was carrying her son's snake, and she had passed right behind my chair. Snakes in public = NOT ACCEPTABLE.

"snake"

WTF, I just got a spam call on my cell phone from motherfucking Pizza Hut.

"I noticed we haven't made you a pizza in awhile"

HAHA that has got to be illegal in some way

I think if I got that phone call, I would never order pizza from them again. And if I was feeling like a special busybody, I'd write a letter explaining why.

Next time I order pizza from a chain, which will be never, I'm definitely giving a fake number.

http://www.wondermark.com/tcsd/stripdoc_13.html

Poor snakes. ;__; They need love too!

tell it, sister

You can have them! In fact, other people can have them - AT HOME IN CAGES.

so you don't have to see them?

Yeah, I feel that way about Greeks.

Yes. I've seen enough snakes to last a lifetime.

what are you, Indiana Jones?

Oooooh wait, the snake stories are coming back to me now. Kenan, she kind of IS.

I don't know that I've heard this one!