bzz bzz bzz
twitoral stimulation
bzz bzz
― marlon brando baby tiger (elmo argonaut), Monday, 5 January 2009 18:43 (fifteen years ago) link
max i unfollowed you last night cause you hadn't updated in 4000 years
― stop HOOSing a boring tuna (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 5 January 2009 18:45 (fifteen years ago) link
and then you go and tweet s1ocki all morning
i'm hurt
^ very much in bimble's character
― stop HOOSing a boring tuna (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 5 January 2009 18:46 (fifteen years ago) link
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3295/3170355829_bb803f64ae_o.jpg
― James Mitchell, Monday, 5 January 2009 19:46 (fifteen years ago) link
lol
― s1ocki, Monday, 5 January 2009 22:05 (fifteen years ago) link
max basically taught me all i know about tweeting
― s1ocki, Tuesday, 6 January 2009 00:07 (fifteen years ago) link
@BarackObama got hacked today lol
― stop HOOSing a boring tuna (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 01:11 (fifteen years ago) link
http://uk.techcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/picture-58.png
― James Mitchell, Tuesday, 6 January 2009 13:23 (fifteen years ago) link
slocki is tweeting up a storm today
― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 15:17 (fifteen years ago) link
proud of u bro
― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 15:18 (fifteen years ago) link
even tho i haven't been hangin around the internet v much i was encouraged to twitter and so now i am, i don't know
lol @ brit britlol @ tweets
― i am not an idle hunter-gatherer, i am a scientist (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 21:01 (fifteen years ago) link
hey rrrobyn im gonna tweet @ u
― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 21:02 (fifteen years ago) link
thanks max... couldnt have done it without ya
― s1ocki, Tuesday, 6 January 2009 21:06 (fifteen years ago) link
hey the other thing is that you can txt yr updates, i mean microblog submissions, i mean tweets, O_o (but b/c of being in canada, cannot receive anything. which is fine by me.)
― i am not an idle hunter-gatherer, i am a scientist (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 21:52 (fifteen years ago) link
im not sure if anyone is following slocki's twitter so im just going to c/p here to keep u all updated
BREAKING: feet are quite cold 2 minutes ago from web
ill let u know next time he updates...
over and out
― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Friday, 9 January 2009 17:44 (fifteen years ago) link
People who synch their twitter feed with their facebook status update should all be gassed.
― Mare Street tour guide (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 28 January 2009 12:38 (fifteen years ago) link
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/28/63882428_3a98bde248_o.gif
Dom noticing someone else synching FB and twitter updates.
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Wednesday, 28 January 2009 13:14 (fifteen years ago) link
When I find something that a bunch of people I dislike are all hating on, I often think, chances are, I'm going to like it. Twitter is one of those things. I just wish other people would update it as much as I want to read it. But, erm, I am having a hard time finding people to follow. :-(
― I've Got A MYSTERIOUS BOX And I'm Going To Open It (Masonic Boom), Wednesday, 28 January 2009 13:26 (fifteen years ago) link
lollllz @ nathalie's gif
― lex pretend, Wednesday, 28 January 2009 13:30 (fifteen years ago) link
kate, i still don't know how to actually "do it". i usually type randon shite but most of all i reply. often i do it all the wrong way. hahaha
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Wednesday, 28 January 2009 14:10 (fifteen years ago) link
― Mare Street tour guide (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, January 28, 2009 11:38 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
t bomb of the fucking century
― torn between two borads, feelin' like a stan (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 28 January 2009 19:43 (fifteen years ago) link
I sync my twitter and facebook status. What's annoying about it?
― mose def (kenan), Wednesday, 28 January 2009 20:32 (fifteen years ago) link
i find it annoying and i have an irl friend who does it! i have yet to say anything to him. i feel like twitter is one thing, facebook another, so update accordingly.
― paragon of incalescence (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 28 January 2009 20:47 (fifteen years ago) link
My little brother twittered the other day onto facebook a tinyurl link that led back to a blog he wrote about twitter. Not gonna gas him, but I am gonna smack him upside his head next time I see him.
― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 28 January 2009 20:54 (fifteen years ago) link
I am perfectly comfortable with using the Facebook status as microblog space, even though it breaks the format of "Kenan is..." and looks dumb. I figure that's Facebook's fault, not mine. Besides, I only have so many random song lyrics and useless chunks of head debris to go around. Why spread it thinner?
Also, people comment on my Facebook status, not so much on my Twitter page.
― mose def (kenan), Wednesday, 28 January 2009 21:43 (fifteen years ago) link
The only thing worse than web 2.0 wanks is people who get all pissy about web 2.0 wanks.
(FWIW: I'm a web 2.0 wank who syncs his Facebook status with Twitter. I was going to do an update earlier saying "This combined Twitter and Facebook update is dedicated to Dommy P" but I really couldn't be arsed.)
― Special topics: Disco, The Common Market (grimly fiendish), Wednesday, 28 January 2009 22:41 (fifteen years ago) link
My new twitter/facebook message is "The only thing worse than web 2.0 wanks is people who get all pissy about web 2.0 wanks."
― mose def (kenan), Wednesday, 28 January 2009 23:05 (fifteen years ago) link
*bows*
― Special topics: Disco, The Common Market (grimly fiendish), Wednesday, 28 January 2009 23:30 (fifteen years ago) link
(and that's gained you a new follower, too!)
― Special topics: Disco, The Common Market (grimly fiendish), Wednesday, 28 January 2009 23:32 (fifteen years ago) link
Hey, back atcha.
― mose def (kenan), Wednesday, 28 January 2009 23:44 (fifteen years ago) link
Giving this thing a red hot go, now that I think I understand it. twit.blah/Vzzzbx
― Donate your display name to Farfisa, I mean Moog (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 10 February 2009 22:08 (fifteen years ago) link
You are being follooooowed...
― Bad Banana On Broadway (kenan), Tuesday, 10 February 2009 22:11 (fifteen years ago) link
i am following u
― nascar jesus (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 10 February 2009 22:12 (fifteen years ago) link
^_^
― Donate your display name to Farfisa, I mean Moog (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 10 February 2009 22:26 (fifteen years ago) link
And me!
― Too Into Dancing to Argue (ENBB), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 23:39 (fifteen years ago) link
<3
― Objective Deployment Component for Failure Mode Effect Analysis (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 12 February 2009 00:10 (fifteen years ago) link
National Post reporter has total Twitter melt downNational Post technology reporter David George-Cosh let loose on a marketing consultant from Toronto today. Apparently feeling snubbed April Dunford, an experienced marketing professional hadn’t called him back on time for a story he was working on; he took exception to her annoyed Tweet after their phone call: At just about 1:00 pm EST, April Dunford tweets: “Reporter to me “When the media calls you, you jump, OK!?” Why, when you called me and I’m not selling? Newspapers will get what they deserve” And that Tweet - note she never “outed” the reporter; simply expressed her frustration. This is what she set off: sirdavid: @aprildunford what the fuck. I called you for comment two days ago. What did you expect when you called me back? Don’t post that shit online sirdavid: @aprildunford furthermore, I called you several times in the afternoon. Don’t be condescending to me when I actually wanted to talk to you sirdavid: @aprildunford how about you stop blasting personal conversations on twitter and call me back. what the hell is wrong with you. aprildunford: @sirdavid All I did was return your call. I didn’t expect you to do anything. Wow. Like, seriously, calm down. sirdavid: @aprildunford & then repost everything? & then hang up on me & don’t call back? I’ve recorded everything. U don’t look as nice as u put on aprildunford: @sirdavid Dude - I never said who you were. Twitter meet David. David is having a bad day. David, meet Twitter. sirdavid: @aprildunford hey april - fuck you. seriously. fuck you. sirdavid: @aprildunford if u can’t handle any heat from what u post and immediate hang up, fuck u. u know my number. u call if you want to settle. aprildunford: @sirdavid Re-read what you have just Twittered. Then re-read what I Twittered. Deep breaths David. Calm.
National Post technology reporter David George-Cosh let loose on a marketing consultant from Toronto today. Apparently feeling snubbed April Dunford, an experienced marketing professional hadn’t called him back on time for a story he was working on; he took exception to her annoyed Tweet after their phone call:
At just about 1:00 pm EST, April Dunford tweets: “Reporter to me “When the media calls you, you jump, OK!?” Why, when you called me and I’m not selling? Newspapers will get what they deserve”
And that Tweet - note she never “outed” the reporter; simply expressed her frustration. This is what she set off:
sirdavid: @aprildunford what the fuck. I called you for comment two days ago. What did you expect when you called me back? Don’t post that shit online
sirdavid: @aprildunford furthermore, I called you several times in the afternoon. Don’t be condescending to me when I actually wanted to talk to you
sirdavid: @aprildunford how about you stop blasting personal conversations on twitter and call me back. what the hell is wrong with you.
aprildunford: @sirdavid All I did was return your call. I didn’t expect you to do anything. Wow. Like, seriously, calm down.
sirdavid: @aprildunford & then repost everything? & then hang up on me & don’t call back? I’ve recorded everything. U don’t look as nice as u put on
aprildunford: @sirdavid Dude - I never said who you were. Twitter meet David. David is having a bad day. David, meet Twitter.
sirdavid: @aprildunford hey april - fuck you. seriously. fuck you.
sirdavid: @aprildunford if u can’t handle any heat from what u post and immediate hang up, fuck u. u know my number. u call if you want to settle.
aprildunford: @sirdavid Re-read what you have just Twittered. Then re-read what I Twittered. Deep breaths David. Calm.
― Pancakes Hackman, Thursday, 12 February 2009 00:24 (fifteen years ago) link
Terry Moran announced last night that Nightline now has a Twitter feed, but he was barely suppressing a smirk as he did so, as if to say, "I can't believe this is what journalism has come to."
― Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Thursday, 12 February 2009 00:58 (fifteen years ago) link
the funniest shit i have read all day
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 12 February 2009 03:58 (fifteen years ago) link
i went to the twitter awards tonight. mc hammer was there.
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 12 February 2009 04:39 (fifteen years ago) link
did you tweet from it
― happy house of representatives (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 12 February 2009 04:42 (fifteen years ago) link
can't tweet this
― Objective Deployment Component for Failure Mode Effect Analysis (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 12 February 2009 04:42 (fifteen years ago) link
btw wtf is a 'one-minute twitter silence'
― Objective Deployment Component for Failure Mode Effect Analysis (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 12 February 2009 04:46 (fifteen years ago) link
there was a lot of tweeting going on at the twitter awards. i did not twit.
when hammer came out all the twitterers yelled "don't hurt em" and "cash for gold" :(
also the winner for best comedy twitter read a rickroll as his acceptance speech and then yelled "San Dimas High School Football Rules." Haha references.
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 12 February 2009 05:48 (fifteen years ago) link
Wait, why were you at this thing?
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 12 February 2009 05:54 (fifteen years ago) link
subway was catering
― happy house of representatives (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 12 February 2009 05:55 (fifteen years ago) link
heyo
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 12 February 2009 05:56 (fifteen years ago) link
:-]
― happy house of representatives (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 12 February 2009 05:58 (fifteen years ago) link