Mystery Science Theater 3000: C/D, S/D.

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DR: I'll side with the Joel phreex, though, just because bald is sexy. (I'm getting sexier by the minute.)

But wasn't Mike balder than Joel? I'm confused. No matter. I'm balder than both, and I agree with David.

Brian MacDonald, Monday, 14 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm watching Rocketship X-M right now and it looks as if Joel is balder than Mike. I agree wholeheartedly that BALD(ING) = SEXXXY (my real and imaginary boyfriends are testament to this) but Joel really isn't bald enough to be sexy-bald.

Michael Daddino, Monday, 14 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

grr, watch it daddino.

ethan, Monday, 14 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Le huh?

Michael Daddino, Monday, 14 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Let me second Ned's Mike Nelson's Movie Megacheese rec. Even if you don't like or are not familiar with MST3K it is an extrodinarily funny take on a lot of overblown movies of the 80s and 90s.

Nicole, Tuesday, 15 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Had you gotten that job I mentioned, David, you'd have been laid off about five months ago. So I did you a favor by being a hopeless slacker.

I think that my slight preference for Joel has something to do with a sense that the guy's a bit . . . off, where Mike is merely charming and funny.

Colin Meeder, Tuesday, 15 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Merely? I wouldn't go that far, though he certainly projects more immediate affability. But every so often he comes out with something or takes on a role that makes you a bit nervous. Thus, when he wigged out about his old temp job in one episode, and in Time Chasers where he played his drunk angry brother or cousin, I forget which. Sure, it's a role, but he inhabited them rather well. ;-)

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 15 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Sampo once remarked that in interview, one can sense that there's something very dark and private about Mike just percolating below the surface, and that's colored my impression of him ever since. One thing to remember: "I suffer from excruciating headaches that dozens of neurologists have tried unsuccessfully to treat. I think I might be possessed."

Michael Daddino, Tuesday, 15 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I appreciate the fact that both Mike and Bridget are very private about their home life, but from the sound of it from some of Bridget's comments it's a very happy family, lots of singing and nuttiness and fun with their kids. A good reminder that the show was, after all, just a performance.

But yes, Mike has the angst in there somewhere. He just tempers it very beautifully -- thus his legendary turn as Morrissey.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 15 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Fair enough -- Mike probably *is* a churning cauldren of angst. But I think he (and his rage) are probrably more based in reality, where Joel strikes me as more otherworldly. Which I prefer (slightly, only ever so slightly) in humor.

Colin Meeder, Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

one year passes...
Oh, about time for a revival (thanks in part to a recent link from Mike D.). Actually, there were a number of episodes I didn't have, mostly from the sixth season, but my Seattle trip has given me the chance to dub a lot of those from Brian's collection, yay me. Plus I finally have Daddy-O and Fugitive Alien, that took long enough!

To add to the book recommendations -- Mike N.'s general essay book Mind Over Matters is another fine read (the TV essay alone is some kinda genius, the mock 19th century novel even more so), while I very much liked Kevin Murphy's A Year at the Movies. Chris Piuma mentioned he felt it was fairly Joe Queenan-like and therefore not as distinct as it could be, but I think it was handled very well and worked as both microstudy of the moviegoing experience and general reflection. Certainly any of the ILF/film-going hounds on this board should consider reading/borrowing a copy, at least. Then there's Mike's new novel Death Rat, which I really need to order next month...

And praise to all the other castmembers doing things and the continual rolling out of more DVDs, though apparently Rhino says they've exhausted what they have the rights to right now and are looking into securing more, hopefully...

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 25 May 2003 15:08 (twenty-two years ago)

...although a quick check of the SatNews link sez there's some sort of further DVD thing coming out later this year, hm! Good thing to know. Also, anyone in Minneapolis can go to a writing workshop taught by Mary Jo Pehl next month, which I think would be great (I'm an unabashed fan of hers but she seems to really grate for a lot of MSTies...).

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 25 May 2003 15:11 (twenty-two years ago)

is this ever shown in the UK?

mark s (mark s), Sunday, 25 May 2003 15:12 (twenty-two years ago)

It may still be on the Sci-Fi Channel UK, but your best bet is to go on S0ulS33k and download entire episodes (which are about 700MB a pop, FWIW).

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Sunday, 25 May 2003 15:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I've never come across it here, Mark - but I have never had the Sci-Fi Channel.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 25 May 2003 15:21 (twenty-two years ago)

It was certainly on (late night) on the Sci-Fi channel a couple of years ago.

N. (nickdastoor), Sunday, 25 May 2003 15:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Michael, I kiss you! I had no idea there were mst3k episodes on soulseek.

Nicole (Nicole), Sunday, 25 May 2003 15:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, that sounds great, rah Mike! Nicole, I might be able to help with dubbing too though I still need a second VCR, but also please drop me a line about another possible source...

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 25 May 2003 15:52 (twenty-two years ago)

FYI, Best Brains Inc. has its own little shop with some non-Rhino treasures. I highly recommend "Mr. B's Lost Shorts" which has the hands-down best short, "Mr. B Natural" - you know, the one with the ridiculously perky, questionably-gendered Neverland shill for Conn brass instruments.

"Bad touch."
"Does this mean I like guys now?"
"I feel ill."
"Spanking time!"

http://www.mst3kinfo.com/satnews/catalog/Basement.htm
http://www.mst3kinfo.com/daddyo/images/mrb5.JPG

Ernest P. (ernestp), Sunday, 25 May 2003 15:58 (twenty-two years ago)

It is a thing of beauty, that particular short. And chilling horror. Yeah, there are two short comps that are on DVD, but neither contain that gem. It's possible this thing Rhino is promising is some sort of basement-clearing compilation of all the various video oddities that have surfaced from Best Brains -- the second Poopie tape (the first is a DVD bonus with Manos, the scrapbook, more shorts like that, etc. But we'll see, I guess! (My other irrational hope is a full-on special edition of the movie...)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 25 May 2003 16:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Michael, I kiss you! I had no idea there were mst3k episodes on soulseek.

Keep in mind that the fidelity on these files is sometimes suprisingly good considering the size, and sometimes fairly bad, but even the worst files usually have more than enough detail for a person to get what's going on.

I'm hoping the DVD is a Santa Claus vs. The Martians/Santa Claus double fun pak. It is going to come out late 2003, after all.

Later I may want to say something about MST3K in light of Mark's venting on Zappa, but right now I want to go to Central Park and maybe the Malevich exhibit before it starts raining (again).

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Sunday, 25 May 2003 16:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I SERIOUSLY NEED TO BUY SIDEHACKERS. I HAVE NOT SEEN IT SINCE HIGH SCHOOL

goooch....goooch....

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 25 May 2003 19:29 (twenty-two years ago)

the tuba is like a fat jolly king! knew your father I did!

This show got me through middle school.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 25 May 2003 19:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Live fast, die young, leave a fat, bloated, ugly corpse.

luna (luna.c), Sunday, 25 May 2003 19:38 (twenty-two years ago)

"That squares my breasts!"

Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Sunday, 25 May 2003 20:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I've only seen about four episodes of MST3K, but "Mr. B Natural" has got to be one of the funniest shorts ever! "We're white, we're white, we're really, really white..." I obv need to get a-downloadin on this show.

Vinnie (vprabhu), Sunday, 25 May 2003 23:19 (twenty-two years ago)

It is good to see the newer folks here who have the love. :-)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 26 May 2003 00:08 (twenty-two years ago)

I've only seen a couple but I didn't get the point. Why not just rent the original B-movies and come up with your own sarcastic comments?

sundar subramanian (sundar), Monday, 26 May 2003 00:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Well...that is the point, kinda. The AOL MSTies used to monkey-pile together in a chat room, and riff like mad to cable TV movies or rented VHS tapes. I remember Congo and A Star Is Born being particularly good for that.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 26 May 2003 00:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I have no TV. I have no VCR. But I do have about 40 tapes of MST3K, well over 100 episodes, mostly Seasons 2-7, with a few 1s and KTMAs.

Chris P (Chris P), Monday, 26 May 2003 00:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll admit mst3ks were like bad movies with training wheels for me (and yeah, I love watching b-movies with friends now), but the best episodes still leave me crying.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 26 May 2003 01:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Hard core MST3K-ites with lots of bandwidth should check out the Digital Archive Project which is where I'm getting most of my episodes from.

Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Monday, 26 May 2003 06:09 (twenty-two years ago)

blimey chris, that site's enough to make a young man run out and get broadband and a huge eff-off new harddrive...

(current space on home PC C-Drive abt 700meg, it are old and small)

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Monday, 26 May 2003 10:11 (twenty-two years ago)

did I mention that I saw them live w/Joel at the Uptown Theater, one of the TWO PERFORMANCES EVER w/him? well I did < /gloat>

"Santa Claus, you're coming with us!"
"You're coming to town."

M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 26 May 2003 14:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, I do have broadband and a sum total of 150GB of storage over a couple of drives. My consumption rate of DVD-R blanks is pretty scary.

Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Monday, 26 May 2003 23:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I've only seen a couple but I didn't get the point. Why not just rent the original B-movies and come up with your own sarcastic comments?

Because I'm not funny. And neither are you.

NA. (Nick A.), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 15:31 (twenty-two years ago)

"nipple nipple tweak tweak AWAY!"

nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 15:39 (twenty-two years ago)

sundar OTM. funny at times, but c'mon snapping along to a movie is way up there on the annoyometer.

g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 15:44 (twenty-two years ago)

And to explain the 'point' a bit more to the unbelievers Sundar and Gff, or at least note the method -- the Best Brains put in a lot of effort and practice over time to make what seemed like a casual delivery of comments done on the spot be just that rather than the intensively scripted effort it really was. When they're firing on four cylinders at their best, it's a marvel.

Fave all time moment ever, from any episode -- this snippet from Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, delivered and timed JUST RIGHT:

MARTIAN: "What soft, and round, and you put it on the end of a stick --"

SERVO: "An elf?"

MARTIAN: "-- and green?"

SERVO: "Oh, a DEAD elf."

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 15:47 (twenty-two years ago)

"It's not funny when other people do it" is one argument, but "do it yourself" is silly. Why watch a movie at all, then, when you could make your own? Because that's what people do.

Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 15:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Someone should invent MST3K glasses with the robots printed on the bottoms of the lenses for people to wear to movies, except that it would be unnecessary, since the robots are already built into the cognitive and aesthetic faculties of an entire culture. MST3K assumes its audienes are so impotent that they can't enjoy even "bad" films first hand but can derive pleasure from them only over the shoulders of robots.

Chris Fujiwara (sounding a little prim), here.

g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 15:53 (twenty-two years ago)

(I don't endorse his opinion fully, btw, but hey dissent and all.)

g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 15:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Argh, that article. Did I ever want to smack up Fujiwara after reading it.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 15:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Fujiwara = fun hata x10,000,000

Nicole (Nicole), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 15:56 (twenty-two years ago)

(For instance -- his complaint about 'why didn't they get the really big trashy movies to rip down' falls flat when you realize the economics of what the Brains had the rights and access to in their various TV deals. It wasn't like they could pick anything and everything, and I'm annoyed with Fujiwara essentially ignoring the realities of TV production.)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 15:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Add me to the "traded for all the tapes" club. I even bought a separate bookshelf just to display them.

Gamera Vs. Guiron is one of my most underrated favorites, with the Gamera song, Cornjob and the Zabriske Point ref. The "Hello/Thank You" scene with the mothers is my #1 funniest MST3K moment.

zaxxon25 (zaxxon25), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 15:58 (twenty-two years ago)

The first time I saw MST - sittng around livingroom with roommate, TV playing in background.

We both idly comment on stupidity of movie showing and the commentary from Joel + robots. Go back to reading book/half-watching.

15 minutes later - 'actually, this isn't that bad'

10 minutes later - we have both decided this is the best show ever created

H (Heruy), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 15:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I even bought a separate bookshelf just to display them.

I salute you!

I am still in fact missing Gamera Vs. Guiron, though happily I've seen it a number of times -- that along with Gamera Vs. Gaos, It Conquered the World and four season six entries are now the only things I'm missing from season two on...

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 16:00 (twenty-two years ago)

his hate is more fun than the show!

g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 16:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Not really. It's just reading a tedious man moan in a tedious manner.

Nicole (Nicole), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 16:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah pretty much our crew at Megaphonic (ie friend Chris's network that started with their It's Just A Show overview podcast of the whole series) have long concluded that Joel being an ideas guy but not a business sort showed more and more over the past ten years.

The Mads Are Back episodes were a fantastic run -- I can see why they wanted to take a break but four years of delving into public domain trash that all would have been prime stuff for the classic run of the show was a sweet balm, and boy did I appreciate them starting that up as a response to lockdown.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 10 February 2026 18:49 (one month ago)

also loved the guests and the glimpses into their lives (and cat sightings) in The Mads

Gentler Death Squads Please (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 10 February 2026 18:51 (one month ago)

Yeah that turned out to be a fun little feature, and a lot of those Q&As were treats.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 10 February 2026 18:52 (one month ago)

Kate I can't believe I'm asking the ilxor notorious (lovingly) for huge posts to elaborate but here we are

Evan, Tuesday, 10 February 2026 18:53 (one month ago)

Not speaking for Kate but the Mike and the Rifftrax crew have built a successful business based on movie riffing for 20 years now. Also, they have been using Kickstarter for 15 of those years and have always come through with the premiums and followed through on the promised project. The Rifftrax humor also solidly consistently delivers because they keep the writing team small with longtime trusted young writers (although Conor et al are probably in their 40s now).
Joel by contrast bungled the crowdfunding for nu-MST and the new episodes were VERY uneven.

Gentler Death Squads Please (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 10 February 2026 19:10 (one month ago)

I'm still unsure what the actual overall consensus is on the nu-MST3k, I just knew how I felt about it (again uncomfortable with the joke pacing and cartoony delivery, also not a fan of the set design, but enjoyed some of it overall despite that)

Evan, Tuesday, 10 February 2026 19:32 (one month ago)

^^^i think that is the consensus. for my part, though I got less excited about each successive season due to (what i felt was) the extremely uneven quality. didn’t give a shit about the attempt to create some sort pf storyline or “lore” around it (still have no idea what the boneheads were supposed to be but don’t care enough to know*). Liked the humans in front of the camera though, they did their best.

*questionable decision to have accused sex pest Har Mar Superstar in there. My brother joked the makeup was for him to hide from his victims.

Gentler Death Squads Please (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 10 February 2026 19:50 (one month ago)

yeah the scope of it was just way too big, a "more of everything" ethos that crept into both the production and the writing/delivery itself. i understand how that can be a temptation on the creator side, especially for a restless idea guy like Joel, to come up with new ways to make it fresh and challenging to produce. but none of it made the show any funnier.

they hit upon the perfect show & perfect format & have a very dedicated fanbase that is happy to have more of exactly that, forever. just have three people riffing a movie with brief cheap-looking sketch interludes and have the writing be really sharp. there is no need for that to cost millions & millions of dollars per episode.

waste of compute (One Eye Open), Tuesday, 10 February 2026 20:02 (one month ago)

Part of that, I want to say, was filming in LA with a more professional setup for the Netflix stretch -- a union shoot too, I gather. I bring this up because season 13 was filmed in post-COVID/lockdown circumstances obviously, and I believe out of Philadelphia, where Joel is now, and along the way it was mentioned it was a NON-union shoot. Which is unfortunate. (This current setup, I don't know, but my sense is -- especially if they keep it to the four episodes -- everyone will be paid appropriately; certainly that's been mentioned more than once. This also said, a friend noted that in ways this almost seems less like a Kickstarter and almost more like preorders?)

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 10 February 2026 20:46 (one month ago)

Kickstarter 1.8 million with more than 30 days to go

Gentler Death Squads Please (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 10 February 2026 21:04 (one month ago)

announcement today that Trace will be the art director for all new episodes

Gentler Death Squads Please (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 12 February 2026 19:03 (one month ago)

second film, looks more fun than any of the modern SW films tbh and I dig the alien face makeup & stop motion

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQ07FcOFNGo

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Monday, 16 February 2026 19:09 (one month ago)

one month passes...

Anyway the Kickstarter closed earlier this week, $2.6 million. They announced the third episode earlier but the fourth one will be a surprise until it's released.

But meantime! Some separate amazing news!

So the first MST3K revival Kickstarter a decade back offered up as a bonus two of the three missing episodes from the very first version of the show on local Twin Cities TV prior to going nationwide on cable. (Literally the first two episodes; tapes from the fourth episode forward captured the rest of the season.) Those first two episode tapes apparently turned up during a scrounge of the archives when Jim Mallon sold things to Joel and Shout Factory, but there was no indication the third one was around. And then out of NOWHERE -- on Bluesky, Jodie Troutman shared the news that surfaced on Reddit an hour back that a tape of that episode, possibly even an official one like the first two, had turned up in a garage sale. The buyer digitized it and now we have it. Amazing!

https://www.reddit.com/r/MST3K/comments/1rz1w3a/found_at_last/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_Z4hnagGLE

Ned Raggett, Friday, 20 March 2026 18:13 (six days ago)

ned, i knew you'd beat me to it :)

Kate (rushomancy), Friday, 20 March 2026 20:49 (six days ago)

It's just the way.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 20 March 2026 21:18 (six days ago)

did I ever write here about a college friend I had who introduced me to mystery science theater 3000? He actually had taped the very first episode ever—he was avoiding Thanksgiving with his parents, and a friend of his had a metal band that was on a “battle of the bands” on a public access channel and he was flipping around and managed to catch the very first ever Mystery Science Theatre 3000 episode nearly at the beginning, was intrigued by it and started taping it immediately, but he flipped between that and the battle of the bands and a few years later he showed it to me and it’s just hilarious how he flips between his friend’s band and history in the making.

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 20 March 2026 21:43 (six days ago)

Hahah okay that's amazing.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 20 March 2026 21:50 (six days ago)

So the first MST3K revival Kickstarter a decade back offered up as a bonus two of the three missing episodes from the very first version of the show on local Twin Cities TV prior to going nationwide on cable. (Literally the first two episodes; tapes from the fourth episode forward captured the rest of the season.) Those first two episode tapes apparently turned up during a scrounge of the archives when Jim Mallon sold things to Joel and Shout Factory, but there was no indication the third one was around. And then out of NOWHERE -- on Bluesky, Jodie Troutman shared the news that surfaced on Reddit an hour back that a tape of that episode, possibly even an official one like the first two, had turned up in a garage sale. The buyer digitized it and now we have it. Amazing!

Amazing indeed! And boy does this make me nostalgic for the days before constant, incessant riffing, which is one of many reasons I find nu-MST unwatchable. I mean I randomly clicked in the middle of this video and there was what appeared to be at least 30 seconds of no riffing at all. Back then, every joke had to count!

Paul Ponzi, Friday, 20 March 2026 23:37 (six days ago)

Also you can download this directly from the Internet Archive now:

https://archive.org/details/0003-star-force

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 21 March 2026 00:11 (five days ago)


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