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Happy Birthday, La Lechera!

Thanks, Jonny Dickfarm!

AND NOW........A BIRTHDAY BALAKLAVA:

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That's what I was hoping for! Thanks!

I think someone should come out with a gag gift called "Jesuspirin" which is really just a bunch of sugar pills, but you give them to someone who's really stressed out and needs the soothing pleasure of Jesus in his/her life. They could even be jellybeans.

"Feeling low?"
"Actually, yes. I don't know why I'm so blue"
"Have a Jesuspirin!"
"Oh Carol, you always know how to make me laugh!"

Happy birthday Amanda! I'd revive your birthday thread except I don't know that anyone else on ILX really knows who you are, haha. :_)

You're right, they don't. Thank goodness.

Also, I had my eyes dilated a little over an hour ago, and holy moly, the brightness of the computer screen is kind of freaking me out.

who is jl dickfarm?

i'm me

Good answer.

I really hate snakes.

Indiana Jeff

Its the end of the world here in Deerfield folks. Rain so hard you can't see five feet out of the window, funnel clouds, trees blown parallel to the ground. Fun.

Yeah -- I took the dogs out just in time! 30 seconds after I got in the rain started pounding on the windows. It's crazy dark.

Who took the dogs out? WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
Who took the dogs out? WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF

Sorry to put that song in your head on your birthday. ha ha

is anything flooded? is everyone ok?

Ok over here! We got a few tiny building leaks, but that's it.

I'm dead.

A montage remembering Jonathan Livingston Dickfarm:
Happy Birthday, La Lechera!

-- Jonathan Livingston Dickfarm, Thursday, August 23, 2007 7:38 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

i'm me

-- Jonathan Livingston Dickfarm, Thursday, August 23, 2007 7:58 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

I'm dead.

-- Jonathan Livingston Dickfarm, Thursday, August 23, 2007 9:19 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

RIP.

music cue: "Time of Your Life"

omg happy birthday Amanda!!!

HBA :>

I think tonight I'm going to take a box or two of stuff over to my new place and eat here: http://www.jadasoulfood.com/menu.html

Mands, you charming, caring, birthday-having thing!! Have a wonderful thunderstorm/day and take our love with you everywhere you go.

wow, now that's how you do a birthday wish, folks.

That made me happy by proxy.

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I have a sewing table I inherited from old roommate, on which she had written "I TAKE YOU WITH ME EVERYWHERE I GO" in Sharpie and I have no idea what it was reference to, but it made me think of all the things we DO take with us, and other silly things like that.

I keep a smug sense of superiority in my fanny pack.

It's a ghost!

It's been nice unlurking. Have a good night, Chicago thread.

Woah, big branches all over the ground on Belmont near the Beat Kitchen and on the side streets. Someone on the street said that a tornado hit Lincoln Square -- looks like something heavy hit here too. I was on the brown line for over an hour because some heavy branches were on the tracks at Paulina.

Yeah, Kr just called and said the Metra is not running in Evanston because of debris on the tracks.

Oh, wait, I'm sorry, someone said a tornado hit *Logan* Square, not Lincoln. Whatever happened here was either high crazy winds or some kind of funnel action -- like I say, *big* branches everywhere.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/chi-web_rainy-weatheraug24,0,1058127.story?coll=chi-homepage-utl

Police in Bolingbrook reported a tornado may have touched down shortly before 4 p.m. in the Green Valley Forest Preserve, said spokesman Ken Teppel.

Whoa, he was the security guard at my high school. He was young and buff and had strong Anglo-Saxon features. We called him "the Mountie."

In Chicago, a line of trees was uprooted on Logan Square Boulevard.

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The back wall of a four-story building in the 2700 block of North Ashland Avenue collapsed at about 3:50 p.m. due to weather conditions, according to Chicago Fire Department spokesman Larry Langford. No injuries were reported. The building was under construction.

Round two just came through here, worse than the earlier one. Tornado sirens for about ten straight minutes.

we just drove back from evanston (i had an interview in lincolnwood and picked toby up from work) and it was INSANE. black skies and rain and tornado sirens at first, then when we got back into the city whole trees across the road. not just branches, whole trees! going down sheffield from where it starts at sheridan was pretty insane, and cornelia is closed off because there's a whole tree blocking the road. when we turned into roscoe, toby said 'whew, no trees down here!' so of course, our alley was blocked off with a tree. we went around and got the only dry spot. the end.

OK, now the clouds above my place are swirling in different directions -- that's a little scary.

In Chicago, a line of trees was uprooted on Logan Square Boulevard.

Umm...fuck. That's, like, two blocks from where I'm sitting right now.

I'm kind of over this weather now. Let's get sanity back online now, nature. Okay? Thanks.

Yeah, I'm ready for this to be over too. I do not thank Allah for this weather.

I do, however, have to offer a hearty thank you to Allah for the best birthday ever. Low expectations helped, but not only did I get doused with warm wishes (from here, there and everywhere), I got the most awesome, thoughtful gift from D.

He had SHIRLEY C0LLINS send me a birthday card. I also have a signed Shirley Collins poster. That's right. IT HAS MY NAME ON IT. I cried I was so happy. Such is my intense, unwavering love for Shirl that I have set aside time to write her a thank you note on special stationery that I save for special occasions. I'm going to try not to cry on it, as that would be weird.

Best birthday evar.

happy birthday amanda! YAY for awesome birthday despite the apocalyptic weather.

The tempest seems to have subsided for now.

Hello JuliaA. I don't recognize you from my months of lurking. Are you new here, too?

new-ish, anyway?

no, just quiet.

very respectable.

I had to go downtown to file some stuff at the federal courthouse today. The secretary at the judge's chambers told me that there was a heavy storm coming and that I should be back at my office within 10 minutes. That didn't happen. I got soaked.

While my bus was crossing the river I thought of Jeff's disdain for people's having a fascination with the weather. I had a clear view of several buildings on the west side of the river, and on every floor I could see in every building, people were congregated at the windows watching the heavy rain and lightning. People love weather.