❀ the cult of: ➥motivational speakers ➥life coaches ➥personal growth gurus ➥new-age charlatans ➥AWESOMENESS FEST

and by "thanks" i mean "Namaste"

when there was talk of hotels upthread and beach parties in the evenings for these things, it makes me wonder...

gr8080, have you worked one of these things?

like i was saying, "some of it seriously home-made and sorry-ass looking. you wonder who could be awed by any of it."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyubQ56usII

unbelievable

http://www.webtvwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/quantum-leap.jpg

xxpost: not really.

i've had to do a little bit of work w/ rich dad poor dad seminars and other "wealth building" and "EZ Trading" seminars... its funny tho because for as much wealth as they all build they are pretty reliably some of my cheapest clients.

on the other side of this (ie: the cult side that is not contemporary at all but historical) the book When Prophesy Fails is classic sociological text about why ppl believe crazy shit

Magical thinking is pretty common. It's like a shortcut in our brains that's very hackable.

i have zero evidence to support this theory but i am of the belief that Vishen fucks no less than 6 different women at each Awesomeness Fest.

just look @ the "pirate party" YouTube in my OP again, then listen to him go on about how they need to decide if Awesomeness Fest and you are "a good fit"

― ⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, February 2, 2012 1:36 PM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

and all the dudes look so schlubby and dippy...

all right this sorta o/t now, on the alien culty end, but wtf

http://www.youtube.com/user/Komurosan

1937 uploads!

(i wonder if that's the source of that one sample on the death grips record?)

rich dad poor dad

uuurggh

Magical thinking is pretty common. It's like a shortcut in our brains that's very hackable.

― Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, February 2, 2012 2:58 PM

http://www.kipnews.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/carlos_castaneda.jpg

loved those books when i was 13

I think I read the Illuminatus Trilogy when I was like 14, that kind of ruined me

1937 uploads!

― Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Thursday, February 2, 2012 10:01 AM (14 minutes ago)

lagoon touched on this earlier, but internet 2.0/social networking is really what brought them out of the wilderness and clothed, bathed, and fed them. now they are reproducing at an alarming rate and breaking down the walls.

I just read through this thread and I believe you people are highly naive.

This is not an occult science. This is not one of those crazy systems of divination and astrology. That stuff's hooey, and you've got to have a screw loose to go in for that sort of thing.

The beliefs of The Silva Method, Mind Valley and yes, even Sam Stephenson's are fairly commonplace and very simple to understand:

Humankind is simply materialized color operating on the 49th vibration.

You would make that conclusion walking down the street or going to the store.

I'm out.

Peter

haha I was thinking abt that scene earlier reading this thread

we shd probably mention the libertarian yoga murderer people here

No, ladies and gentlemen, we don't ride around on broomsticks and wear pointy hats. Well, we don't ride on broomsticks.

goole u will be pleased to know that lululemon is all-in on landmark

!

what is lululemon?

http://gawker.com/5859867/lululemon-run-by-ayn-rand+obsessed-ideologue

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/crime-scene/post/jayna-murray-alive-during-322-injuries-prosecutor/2011/11/02/gIQAtVxgfM_blog.html

my ex worked at lululemon and was pretty stoked on how empowering their internal meetings were

http://static.rateyourmusic.com/album_images/39e6400823e4f16e5a23045d4a1ca9d8/887525.jpg

^^^This was my favorite album as a v young child

http://i.imgur.com/YQ9ry.png

Make fun all you want, you all just sound like a bunch of saddos on the sidelines while out here we're the ones purposefully galactivating the love-based economy and backrubs are a primo way to get started

I meant to type 'prismatic' not primo - damn you autocorrect

http://getsatisfaction.com/mindvalley/topics/is_mindvalley_a_reputable_company_or_a_scam

http://getsatisfaction.com/mindvalley/topics

PLease contact me on contact (at) mindvalley.com and in the start of the email say, "please forward to Vishen"

i want to help you but just not enough to give you my email addr

mind at mindvalley dot com

http://i.imgur.com/KkkjX.png

dying @ "Hi Cactus."

http://www.gratitudelog.com/

http://i.imgur.com/XM497.png

http://www.complaintsboard.com/complaints/mindvalley-c303298.html

"Chief Delighter"

http://getsatisfaction.com/mindvalley/topics/no_response_to_refund_request_getting_more_than_annoyed

The excercise was rediculous as all you hear is Burt's voice. There is no relaxation music or sounds such as rain/water or ocean and no binureal beats. Nothing but Burts voice. A few times he stammers on words which is frustrating as you are trying to relax, and a few times I was 'jolted' to attention in my mind because I heard some sort of foreign background noise, like intercom sounds or a door closing.

xD

boost a gratitude log

suggest binureal

haha amon i c+p the same part

water or ocean

seriously I'm about ready to make a 5 CD set of brown noise, make a dynamic promotional video and fancy packaging, and sell it on the internet for $49.

no no lamp, rain SLASH water OR ocean

http://oi44.tinypic.com/16ku9v4.jpg

binureal beats

"Chief Delighter", what a crock. You are delighting yourself, nobody else.

http://i.imgur.com/8XxaX.gif

http://getsatisfaction.com/mindvalley/topics/you_guys_are_a_horrible_joke

Aaand my Braco video got taken down due to copyright claims.

https://s3.amazonaws.com/satisfaction-production/public/uploaded_images/3180322/sabri-me_large.jpg