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haha I was thinking abt that scene earlier reading this thread

lag∞n, Thursday, 2 February 2012 20:27 (twelve years ago) link

we shd probably mention the libertarian yoga murderer people here

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Thursday, 2 February 2012 20:41 (twelve years ago) link

No, ladies and gentlemen, we don't ride around on broomsticks and wear pointy hats. Well, we don't ride on broomsticks.

i will see u later. (am0n), Thursday, 2 February 2012 20:41 (twelve years ago) link

goole u will be pleased to know that lululemon is all-in on landmark

all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Thursday, 2 February 2012 21:11 (twelve years ago) link

!

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Thursday, 2 February 2012 21:12 (twelve years ago) link

what is lululemon?

Mordy, Thursday, 2 February 2012 21:15 (twelve years ago) link

my ex worked at lululemon and was pretty stoked on how empowering their internal meetings were

⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 2 February 2012 21:22 (twelve years ago) link

http://static.rateyourmusic.com/album_images/39e6400823e4f16e5a23045d4a1ca9d8/887525.jpg

^^^This was my favorite album as a v young child

Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 2 February 2012 21:38 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/YQ9ry.png

⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 2 February 2012 22:04 (twelve years ago) link

Make fun all you want, you all just sound like a bunch of saddos on the sidelines while out here we're the ones purposefully galactivating the love-based economy and backrubs are a primo way to get started

Milton Parker, Thursday, 2 February 2012 22:13 (twelve years ago) link

I meant to type 'prismatic' not primo - damn you autocorrect

Milton Parker, Thursday, 2 February 2012 22:15 (twelve years ago) link

http://getsatisfaction.com/mindvalley/topics

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Thursday, 2 February 2012 22:26 (twelve years ago) link

PLease contact me on contact (at) mindvalley.com and in the start of the email say, "please forward to Vishen"

i want to help you but just not enough to give you my email addr

lag∞n, Thursday, 2 February 2012 22:34 (twelve years ago) link

mind at mindvalley dot com

‘Neuroscience’ and ‘near death’ pepper (Eazy), Thursday, 2 February 2012 22:34 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/KkkjX.png

⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 2 February 2012 22:35 (twelve years ago) link

dying @ "Hi Cactus."

⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 2 February 2012 22:35 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.gratitudelog.com/

http://i.imgur.com/XM497.png

⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 2 February 2012 22:37 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.complaintsboard.com/complaints/mindvalley-c303298.html

"Chief Delighter"

i will see u later. (am0n), Thursday, 2 February 2012 22:52 (twelve years ago) link

The excercise was rediculous as all you hear is Burt's voice. There is no relaxation music or sounds such as rain/water or ocean and no binureal beats. Nothing but Burts voice. A few times he stammers on words which is frustrating as you are trying to relax, and a few times I was 'jolted' to attention in my mind because I heard some sort of foreign background noise, like intercom sounds or a door closing.

xD

i will see u later. (am0n), Thursday, 2 February 2012 22:55 (twelve years ago) link

boost a gratitude log

quick brown fox triangle (schlump), Thursday, 2 February 2012 22:56 (twelve years ago) link

suggest binureal

lag∞n, Thursday, 2 February 2012 22:56 (twelve years ago) link

haha amon i c+p the same part

the parable is the parable of the (Lamp), Thursday, 2 February 2012 22:57 (twelve years ago) link

water or ocean

the parable is the parable of the (Lamp), Thursday, 2 February 2012 22:58 (twelve years ago) link

seriously I'm about ready to make a 5 CD set of brown noise, make a dynamic promotional video and fancy packaging, and sell it on the internet for $49.

tinker tailor soldier sb (silby), Thursday, 2 February 2012 22:58 (twelve years ago) link

no no lamp, rain SLASH water OR ocean

tinker tailor soldier sb (silby), Thursday, 2 February 2012 22:58 (twelve years ago) link

http://oi44.tinypic.com/16ku9v4.jpg

i will see u later. (am0n), Thursday, 2 February 2012 22:59 (twelve years ago) link

binureal beats

i will see u later. (am0n), Thursday, 2 February 2012 23:00 (twelve years ago) link

"Chief Delighter", what a crock. You are delighting yourself, nobody else.

http://i.imgur.com/8XxaX.gif

⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 2 February 2012 23:04 (twelve years ago) link

Aaand my Braco video got taken down due to copyright claims.

polyphonic, Thursday, 2 February 2012 23:06 (twelve years ago) link

Aaand my Braco video got taken down due to copyright claims.

― polyphonic, Thursday, February 2, 2012 1:06 PM (59 seconds ago)

it begins.

⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 2 February 2012 23:08 (twelve years ago) link

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Hi,

I have sent four emails to Mindvalley requesting a refund for Quantum Jumping and a further two emails requesting the same from the so-called Customer Happiness Manager "Alexandra Williams" (support for quantum jumping) and have not received a response or reply from either.

I purchased Quantum Jumping as a last resort in the hope that it could help me out in a desperate situation. Some chance of that!

I explained that Quantum Jumping has done absolutely nothing for me. I have some experience with meditation and I can honestly say that I believe Burt Goldman to be a very clever scam artist who (just like Mindvalley.com) take advantage of the desperate and needy.

You can see just how avaricious they are by the way that they market their products. Yes, their websites do look very nice- but that's the whole purpose.

As you pay for a product from them, you do not get directed to the download area - oh no! Instead, they then offer you another add on for the product that you just purchased, which then leaves us with an incomplete product.

Notice that there is no mention of this before you make your initial purchase. You are then forced to spend even more money to get the full program. If you decline to purchase the second offer, they have they audacity to try to still further sell you another product before directing you to the downnload area.

What kind of greedy-eyed parasites are they? They want to take as much money from us in the shortest possible space of time.

If they had any kind of decency about them and were truly sincere in trying to help us, then they'd at least give us a chance to get to grips with one product at a time and allow us some time to digest it and then later make other offers available to us.

We are not computers that you can just feed terabytes of data and expect us to make sense of it in such a small period of time.

I have since opened a dispute with Paypal in the hope that they would take some notice, as they clearly have no intention of refunding my payment. I it has been six days now and it's obvious that they are just ignoring my emails.

I honestly now believe that Mindvalley.com and Burt Goldman are low life scumbags that stuff their wallets with the pennies of the poor.

I recently read a saying that is commonly used by marketing gurus in the so-called marketing gurus club such as these marketers. It goes something like this:

"Get 'em on the tit and NEVER stop charging for the milk!"

They get big, fat and rich selling us a DREAM!

We need to wake up and smell the BS!

Also, before I forget. Mindvalley.com and Burt Goldman offer a full money-back guarantee within 365 days of purchase.

Here’s what’s on their website:

“Rest Assured

Satisfaction Guaranteed

If you’re not satisfied with any item, return it anytime within 365 days for an exchange or refund of its purchase price.”

How do we return a product that is digitally accessed online that has not been physically sent to us?

THAT'S THE SCAM!

I am not about to give in to these clever rip –off merchants. I'll flood the Internet with this story and put up blogs over the entire Net before laying down to this kind of scum.

Best wishes and kind regards.

Tony Marquis

PS: Mindvalley.com and Burt Goldman sell fantasies and dreams to the desperate and needy!

PPS: I will never knowingly purchase another product from Mindvalley.com or from Burt Goldman.

⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 2 February 2012 23:10 (twelve years ago) link

You guys this thread has just reminded me of the dreadful Eckhart Tolle "Power of Now" book my mother gave me once as a bday gift... she said it'd been on Oprah and that immediately got my hackles up but I gave it a read to humour her... and I couldnt finish more than a few chapters, it was so unnerving and creepy!

Then I looked him up on wikipedia and when I read "he underwent, at age 29, an "inner transformation", then spent several years wandering and unemployed "in a state of deep bliss" before becoming a spiritual teacher." I shoved the book in the back of a wardrobe.

thanks to denial, I'm immortal! (Trayce), Thursday, 2 February 2012 23:12 (twelve years ago) link

so i just saw a trailer for a new paul rudd jennifer aniston movie called uh - Wanderlust? - where they visit a commune with all kinds of nu-age hippies and i guess have lots of sex? it looks pretty bad.

Mordy, Thursday, 2 February 2012 23:16 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/Zo84n.png

⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 2 February 2012 23:27 (twelve years ago) link

apparently david wain is directing it...

Mordy, Thursday, 2 February 2012 23:27 (twelve years ago) link

lol

corportate/Illuminati controlled (crüt), Thursday, 2 February 2012 23:30 (twelve years ago) link

Chance Schiewe 1 year ago
Been reading the same crap all over the web. Get your shit together mindvalley. Your products sell promises to people looking for more happiness in life, or a path to follow because they are lost. You should be ashamed of the lineup that you sell. Way to take advantage of the weak. On top of that you don't return their money and give child like excuses why or what happened. If I did that with my business it would fail eventually. Maybe you do read/listen to some of your own products. You may think that you will manifest your ideas to others... Not for long when you take advantage of them.
To the people that need or think that they need this type of path or help. Please pick up the phone and call your family or friend. If you don't have that, go find the things that make you smile. Do it yourself. Don't let people that charge you money tell you what to do.
Its called a conflict of interest.

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⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 2 February 2012 23:32 (twelve years ago) link

LOL @ http://i.imgur.com/43t6P.png

i will see u later. (am0n), Thursday, 2 February 2012 23:33 (twelve years ago) link

last one i promise:

http://i.imgur.com/4yf3p.png

⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 2 February 2012 23:36 (twelve years ago) link

gis for "Eckhart Tolle"

http://www.thepointmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Tolleonstumpreduced.jpg

i will see u later. (am0n), Thursday, 2 February 2012 23:39 (twelve years ago) link

wow!!!

corportate/Illuminati controlled (crüt), Thursday, 2 February 2012 23:41 (twelve years ago) link

Aaand my Braco video got taken down due to copyright claims.
― polyphonic, Thursday, February 2, 2012 1:06 PM (59 seconds ago)

it begins.

― ⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, February 2, 2012 6:08 PM (36 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

:)

lag∞n, Thursday, 2 February 2012 23:46 (twelve years ago) link

It was fun while it lasted.

polyphonic, Thursday, 2 February 2012 23:47 (twelve years ago) link

its only started, our journey...

lag∞n, Thursday, 2 February 2012 23:48 (twelve years ago) link


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