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i hate it when i have to spend my hard earned money on hugs

⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 3 February 2012 18:34 (twelve years ago) link

I have monetized my hugs

iatee, Friday, 3 February 2012 18:35 (twelve years ago) link

klurker would it be to anyone's benefit to start a 77 thread for you?

⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 3 February 2012 18:35 (twelve years ago) link

who wants to self-actuate with me??

dayo, Friday, 3 February 2012 18:36 (twelve years ago) link

jus thinking abt how so many of these mindvalley wite girls mustve been wandering backpackers who found themselves in kuala lumpur and serendipitously hooked up w/mind valley which is the most incredible opportunity and isnt life amazing that way

lag∞n, Friday, 3 February 2012 18:36 (twelve years ago) link

ha grady. i just repeat what they say :) the other day on facebook some of them were saying it was international hug day so they were giving out hugs to everyone in the office.

xp to grady: nah i'm ok with staying on this account

KLurker, Friday, 3 February 2012 18:37 (twelve years ago) link

also quite a lot of them actually got the job while still in europe and then moved here to kl. some found their job here tho.

KLurker, Friday, 3 February 2012 18:38 (twelve years ago) link

I feel like these cults only get started because somebody wants to get w/ lots of hot chix

dayo, Friday, 3 February 2012 18:38 (twelve years ago) link

its true that that is the exclusive motivation for having a cult

lag∞n, Friday, 3 February 2012 18:39 (twelve years ago) link

tho its not just you want to get w/them, you want to have them

lag∞n, Friday, 3 February 2012 18:39 (twelve years ago) link

frankly who wouldnt want to own a bunch of naive wite girls

lag∞n, Friday, 3 February 2012 18:41 (twelve years ago) link

you guys!!!!! i found this podcast called EVERYTHING IS ENERGY that had Vishen as a guest 2 years ago:

mms://contacttalkradio.soundwaves2000.com/ctr/kristinmorelli050610.mp3
(Vishen comes in around 12:50)

the host cant get over how funny/awesome it is that his name sounds so similar to "Vision"

I haven't finished listening yet but holy shit he's talking about how he was a broke meditation teacher in NYC until he discovered AdWords, then he ended up on a homeland security no-fly list!!!!!!!!!!! that's why he moved to Malaysia!!!!! its like the quintessential 00's success story!!!!!

⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 3 February 2012 18:41 (twelve years ago) link

that would make a good movie actually

iatee, Friday, 3 February 2012 18:42 (twelve years ago) link

tbh i wouldnt be into it unless i could rock the 70s cult leader look w/like flowing white robes and an immaculate beard, mindvalleys biz casual motief is p lame

lag∞n, Friday, 3 February 2012 18:43 (twelve years ago) link

vishen quest

johnny crunch, Friday, 3 February 2012 18:43 (twelve years ago) link

Fincher directed imo xp

Mordy, Friday, 3 February 2012 18:43 (twelve years ago) link

when are these dudes gonna go on a manson mansion killing

dayo, Friday, 3 February 2012 18:44 (twelve years ago) link

my awesome video resume will be all staring down some shits with karma fury and them BAM quantum jump

Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 3 February 2012 18:45 (twelve years ago) link

murder the pigs, ring bell of awesomeness

lag∞n, Friday, 3 February 2012 18:45 (twelve years ago) link

tbh i wouldnt be into it unless i could rock the 70s cult leader look w/like flowing white robes and an immaculate beard, mindvalleys biz casual motief is p lame

their office looks really similar to the blue chip pr firm that i used to work for except with sitting on the floor sometimes. watching the day in life was p weird for that reason.

the parable is the parable of the (Lamp), Friday, 3 February 2012 18:48 (twelve years ago) link

did lol @ that discrepancy btw how the women in that vid looked and how the guys looked tho

the parable is the parable of the (Lamp), Friday, 3 February 2012 18:48 (twelve years ago) link

maybe the whole line of attack is like "you, babe, are so awesome that it's not gonna affect your self-esteem at all if you sleep with a schlub like me"

dayo, Friday, 3 February 2012 18:50 (twelve years ago) link

Vishen just said "the average age of my employees is 24. i do not have a single employee over 29"

⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 3 February 2012 18:51 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/o6jvD.jpg

⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 3 February 2012 18:52 (twelve years ago) link

murder the pigs, ring bell of awesomeness

― lag∞n, Friday, February 3, 2012 6:45 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 3 February 2012 18:53 (twelve years ago) link

did lol @ that discrepancy btw how the women in that vid looked and how the guys looked tho

― the parable is the parable of the (Lamp), Friday, February 3, 2012 1:48 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

well vishen is attractive, the other guys for obvious reasons are not allowed to be

lag∞n, Friday, 3 February 2012 18:54 (twelve years ago) link

i wonder if heave ho could take his seo talents to mindvalley

i will see u later. (am0n), Friday, 3 February 2012 18:54 (twelve years ago) link

do any of these people actually get paid, bet theyre all working on minuscule commissions

lag∞n, Friday, 3 February 2012 18:55 (twelve years ago) link

murder the pigs, ring bell of awesomeness

― lag∞n, Friday, February 3, 2012 12:45 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^^This is life coaching. This is the serious thing.

Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 3 February 2012 18:55 (twelve years ago) link

or stock options omg totally

lag∞n, Friday, 3 February 2012 18:56 (twelve years ago) link

do any of these people actually get paid, bet theyre all working on minuscule commissions

they get free lightsabre parties and drip coffee those are some p sweet benefits for working like 11+ hour days

the parable is the parable of the (Lamp), Friday, 3 February 2012 18:57 (twelve years ago) link

what is vishen tho is he the handtalken blazer and jeans guy?

the parable is the parable of the (Lamp), Friday, 3 February 2012 18:57 (twelve years ago) link

guys i think ilx should become a mindvalley affiliate

http://www.mindvalley.com/affiliates/

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Friday, 3 February 2012 18:57 (twelve years ago) link

it's not called work it's called being awesome

dayo, Friday, 3 February 2012 18:58 (twelve years ago) link

what is vishen tho is he the handtalken blazer and jeans guy?

― the parable is the parable of the (Lamp), Friday, February 3, 2012 1:57 PM (9 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yarp

lag∞n, Friday, 3 February 2012 18:58 (twelve years ago) link

did lol @ that discrepancy btw how the women in that vid looked and how the guys looked tho

― the parable is the parable of the (Lamp), Friday, February 3, 2012 1:48 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

well vishen is attractive, the other guys for obvious reasons are not allowed to be

― lag∞n, Friday, February 3, 2012 1:54 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Has kind of an FLDS vibe to me tbh, I bet the employees all live on the compound, all the low-status males are forced to go outside the Mind Valley for wives,

tinker tailor soldier sb (silby), Friday, 3 February 2012 18:59 (twelve years ago) link

ha was gonna make the manson family comparison earlier but its like 'skip hippy go directly to yuppie' trade in those bellbottoms and vw bus for popped collars and a lambo

i will see u later. (am0n), Friday, 3 February 2012 18:59 (twelve years ago) link

awesome prizes include getting your passport back

iatee, Friday, 3 February 2012 18:59 (twelve years ago) link

haha

lag∞n, Friday, 3 February 2012 19:00 (twelve years ago) link

what's the simpsons episode where they all go to one of these places

dayo, Friday, 3 February 2012 19:00 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/beRo8.jpg

dayo, Friday, 3 February 2012 19:01 (twelve years ago) link

the fb comments at the bottom of the affiliate page are pretty dope

With over 40 years experience in media, marketing, advertising, and all forms of electronic media, I immediately recognized the professionalism of Mindvalley. The human potential movement launched me into new vistas in 1972 when I attended my first Mind Development seminar, an off=shoot of Silva Mind Control. I soon handled their marketing in the Pacific Northwest and became an instructor. The results both personally and professionally were phenomenal. In addition to my career as media personality and award winning author, I also became a "distance reader" working for law enforcement on several important homicide cases. and was verified "accurate beyond chance" by researchers at Pacific Lutheran University, and was intensively studied by Dr. Vernon Neppe of the Pacific Neurological Institute. Yes, I would love to be an affiliate.

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Friday, 3 February 2012 19:01 (twelve years ago) link

was intensively studied by Dr. Vernon Neppe of the Pacific Neurological Institute.

the ultimate achievement

lag∞n, Friday, 3 February 2012 19:03 (twelve years ago) link

ill affiliations

i will see u later. (am0n), Friday, 3 February 2012 19:04 (twelve years ago) link

lol xp

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Friday, 3 February 2012 19:04 (twelve years ago) link

from pacific lutheran uni homepage

http://www.plu.edu/widgets/home-features/images/wang.jpg

wang.jpg

i will see u later. (am0n), Friday, 3 February 2012 19:05 (twelve years ago) link

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⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 3 February 2012 19:05 (twelve years ago) link

wonder if as a pickup line he tells girls its verified accurate beyond chance that they will attend the body development seminar hes holding back at his place

the parable is the parable of the (Lamp), Friday, 3 February 2012 19:06 (twelve years ago) link

dr. fremme neppa venette

johnny crunch, Friday, 3 February 2012 19:06 (twelve years ago) link

what is going on in the picture for the WANG SYMPOSIUM

dayo, Friday, 3 February 2012 19:07 (twelve years ago) link


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