❀ the cult of: ➥motivational speakers ➥life coaches ➥personal growth gurus ➥new-age charlatans ➥AWESOMENESS FEST

frankly who wouldnt want to own a bunch of naive wite girls

you guys!!!!! i found this podcast called EVERYTHING IS ENERGY that had Vishen as a guest 2 years ago:

mms://contacttalkradio.soundwaves2000.com/ctr/kristinmorelli050610.mp3
(Vishen comes in around 12:50)

the host cant get over how funny/awesome it is that his name sounds so similar to "Vision"

I haven't finished listening yet but holy shit he's talking about how he was a broke meditation teacher in NYC until he discovered AdWords, then he ended up on a homeland security no-fly list!!!!!!!!!!! that's why he moved to Malaysia!!!!! its like the quintessential 00's success story!!!!!

that would make a good movie actually

tbh i wouldnt be into it unless i could rock the 70s cult leader look w/like flowing white robes and an immaculate beard, mindvalleys biz casual motief is p lame

vishen quest

Fincher directed imo xp

when are these dudes gonna go on a manson mansion killing

my awesome video resume will be all staring down some shits with karma fury and them BAM quantum jump

murder the pigs, ring bell of awesomeness

tbh i wouldnt be into it unless i could rock the 70s cult leader look w/like flowing white robes and an immaculate beard, mindvalleys biz casual motief is p lame

their office looks really similar to the blue chip pr firm that i used to work for except with sitting on the floor sometimes. watching the day in life was p weird for that reason.

did lol @ that discrepancy btw how the women in that vid looked and how the guys looked tho

maybe the whole line of attack is like "you, babe, are so awesome that it's not gonna affect your self-esteem at all if you sleep with a schlub like me"

Vishen just said "the average age of my employees is 24. i do not have a single employee over 29"

http://i.imgur.com/o6jvD.jpg

murder the pigs, ring bell of awesomeness

― lag∞n, Friday, February 3, 2012 6:45 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

did lol @ that discrepancy btw how the women in that vid looked and how the guys looked tho

― the parable is the parable of the (Lamp), Friday, February 3, 2012 1:48 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

well vishen is attractive, the other guys for obvious reasons are not allowed to be

i wonder if heave ho could take his seo talents to mindvalley

do any of these people actually get paid, bet theyre all working on minuscule commissions

murder the pigs, ring bell of awesomeness

― lag∞n, Friday, February 3, 2012 12:45 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^^This is life coaching. This is the serious thing.

or stock options omg totally

do any of these people actually get paid, bet theyre all working on minuscule commissions

they get free lightsabre parties and drip coffee those are some p sweet benefits for working like 11+ hour days

what is vishen tho is he the handtalken blazer and jeans guy?

guys i think ilx should become a mindvalley affiliate

http://www.mindvalley.com/affiliates/

it's not called work it's called being awesome

what is vishen tho is he the handtalken blazer and jeans guy?

― the parable is the parable of the (Lamp), Friday, February 3, 2012 1:57 PM (9 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yarp

did lol @ that discrepancy btw how the women in that vid looked and how the guys looked tho

― the parable is the parable of the (Lamp), Friday, February 3, 2012 1:48 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

well vishen is attractive, the other guys for obvious reasons are not allowed to be

― lag∞n, Friday, February 3, 2012 1:54 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Has kind of an FLDS vibe to me tbh, I bet the employees all live on the compound, all the low-status males are forced to go outside the Mind Valley for wives,

ha was gonna make the manson family comparison earlier but its like 'skip hippy go directly to yuppie' trade in those bellbottoms and vw bus for popped collars and a lambo

awesome prizes include getting your passport back

haha

what's the simpsons episode where they all go to one of these places

http://i.imgur.com/beRo8.jpg

the fb comments at the bottom of the affiliate page are pretty dope

With over 40 years experience in media, marketing, advertising, and all forms of electronic media, I immediately recognized the professionalism of Mindvalley. The human potential movement launched me into new vistas in 1972 when I attended my first Mind Development seminar, an off=shoot of Silva Mind Control. I soon handled their marketing in the Pacific Northwest and became an instructor. The results both personally and professionally were phenomenal. In addition to my career as media personality and award winning author, I also became a "distance reader" working for law enforcement on several important homicide cases. and was verified "accurate beyond chance" by researchers at Pacific Lutheran University, and was intensively studied by Dr. Vernon Neppe of the Pacific Neurological Institute. Yes, I would love to be an affiliate.

was intensively studied by Dr. Vernon Neppe of the Pacific Neurological Institute.

the ultimate achievement

ill affiliations

lol xp

from pacific lutheran uni homepage

http://www.plu.edu/widgets/home-features/images/wang.jpg

wang.jpg

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wonder if as a pickup line he tells girls its verified accurate beyond chance that they will attend the body development seminar hes holding back at his place

dr. fremme neppa venette

what is going on in the picture for the WANG SYMPOSIUM

yah it is srsly strange

its art dayo jeez

feel like if we could just string together some sort of worldwide spambot zombie computer network and become a mindvalley affiliate we could pay ilxs hosting bills no prob

KLurker if you're still reading this: I'm curious what benefits there may be for basing a business in Kuala Lumpur thar some may see as shady in the West?

cant we just host a streaming video site w/adds for russian prostitutes like a legitimate internet business??? (xp)

they have really good street food there ive heard so you could send yr attractive females out to pick you up some street food get enough for the whole team thx u r so awesome

cant we just host a streaming video site w/adds for russian prostitutes like a legitimate internet business??? (xp)

― the parable is the parable of the (Lamp), Friday, February 3, 2012 2:11 PM (30 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

there r no limits to the awesomeness we can accomplish together

feel like this story ends with vishen running to a helicopter launch pad w/ a gun & a suitcase full of money

awesome ending

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsEL_0T-0CI&feature=related

this is kinda amazing to me