❀ the cult of: ➥motivational speakers ➥life coaches ➥personal growth gurus ➥new-age charlatans ➥AWESOMENESS FEST

I think I just used quantum jumping to learn how to... feel

i guess more than the monetization of things, the whole constructed elitism thing is really what makes Mindvalley/self-help way more creepy & fascinating than these other people who are just weirdos

^ super OTM

like you have Vishen outright bragging about how exclusive Awesomeness Fest is whereas I can't imagine Free Your Mind Conference turning away anyone.

vishen's playing the game. hey man, you're one of the chosen ones, so come with me... definitely more sinister than the usual new agey weirdo thing.

from BH Ideas:

http://i42.tinypic.com/6jfxtz.png

LOL we should poll those youtube titles...

"How to be the Boss of Your Desires"... lol that just doesn't even make sense. Being the boss of my own company, be the boss of my financial planning & decisions, etc... if it said that it would makes sense but, like, who else would be in control of my desires? By definition they are mine!

by definition you are theirs

OIC... passions of the mind, etc... still a semantically terrible title.

http://www.moviegoods.com/Assets/product_images/1020/207741.1020.A.jpg

only I can do this

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these guys are funny w/their 5 min youtube video solutions to lifes great problems

how to be the boss of yr own desires is weighted the same as how to shoot professional videos, theres is nothing that cant be solved via webinar

lagoon u ditched the vlogging game too early, imo

rip my thought leadership clout

someone once gave me this ridiculous DVD

http://www.amazon.com/Secret-Extended-Rhonda-Byrne/dp/B000K8LV1O/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&qid=1329339022&sr=8-5

unfortunately it made me hate life even more

yah the secret is some foul shit, what every mind valley aspires to

this thread would not exist without the secret

• ask
• believe
• receive

The Secret seem like "people are easily manipulated if you tell them what they want to believe, and you can sell lots of DVD's"

its just another vers of the law of attraction, this time w/pro marketing

magical thinking always leads tot he same thought, its a universal constant

THERE IS that one guy with braided hair who seem slike he has the most BS job in the universe - like he a "spiritual consultant" or something

mv people seem to talk about the secret a lot

I've always thought that an "America's Best Motivational Speaker" would be reality show gold. Winners are determined by who can gain the most followers with special weekly challenges for motivating/coaching addicts, jobless, etc.

I love this guy's blogging

http://livingstingy.blogspot.com/2010/10/are-all-motivational-speakers-frauds.html

this just all makes me want to start a spoof life coaching/personal growth website (that will "accidentally" be taken seriously and make me a wealthy cult leader)

http://gawker.com/5883516/weird-internets-the-branded-facebook-world-of-bill-hitchert-chief-visionary-officer-of-bh-ideas

oh lord - that in itself is like a Dr WHo episode "The Meme Daleks"

http://www.memecenter.com/search/dalek

EXTERMINATE ALL MEMES!!!!!

kind of want to hear this guy get interviewed by marc maron
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjwK814EhOg

this girl is so getting hired:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPDVVV4SG1Y

ka sundance

http://www.facebook.com/kasundance.page
http://www.youtube.com/user/rawfoodfamilylife
http://www.therawfoodfamily.com/
http://workfromanywhere.tv/

woww

is 'mindvalley would hire' the new ws?

the whole raw foods evangelism deal is slightly different but it looks like these ppl all make money the same way?

anyway here's another one, liferegenerator

http://www.youtube.com/user/liferegenerator

this one is great, and the comments are 0_0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DxSS_E4Pbc

VERY CRUCIAL detail at about 1:00

@clearpathtofollw I am a straight woman, so I don't see how it's gay, and it is a practical observation, I bet his load is delicious, with all the natural raw juice and fruits and veggies he eats, and water, I bet it is super clean and fresh. An enjoyable out come for any lady who gets to go down on him.

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yo!

sorry, nsfw

oh shit plz get to ~5:10 in that vid i posted

I'm totally into tonics. tonifying stuff.

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This makes me think we should do an ILX retreat in Hawaii.

All I know about The Secret I learned form It's Always Sunny. < true fact

what ep was that

this just all makes me want to start a spoof life coaching/personal growth website (that will "accidentally" be taken seriously and make me a wealthy cult leader)
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, February 15, 2012 3:26 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i would support you on this. barring that, though, this whole thread is rife for TV series treatment. like "party down" but, you know, a couple of guys who go around to different offices to give motivational seminars.

lol now i want a comedic series based based on motivational speakers in the style of Party Down

― ⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, February 1, 2012 8:39 PM (2 weeks ago)

kismet?

http://www.worldsmostawesomejob.com/

my wall has been invaded fully with mindvalley shit these past few days, between this the multiple instagram pics of gifts their "secret angels" left them.
and finally, you know this shitty meme "what ppl think i do"... well mindvalley has made their own, you be the judges:

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/417123_10150684924959789_532379788_11419620_1500718389_n.jpg