and then says something like * so i fuck my mother, big deal, it's a dream! * or something like that. he really loved being asleep.
It's a sign not only of my tenuous mental hygiene but also the influence of ILX that I had to imagine Bunuel dressed as a Viking while he did this.
― Morning becomes apopleptic (Michael White), Thursday, 1 March 2012 22:37 (twelve years ago) link
The problem for me, is I can totally understand some dude ogling the girl (though she does look both awfully young and awfully unsexual) but what inner pathology(s) impels him to act on it?
this is what i was getting at upthread ... teenagers are so vulnerable! and immature! not sexy!
― the late great, Thursday, 1 March 2012 23:12 (twelve years ago) link
like for me it falls under the same umbrella as a passed-out drunk person. no matter how attractive, i don't think i could get it up for a passed-out girl.
― the late great, Thursday, 1 March 2012 23:14 (twelve years ago) link
good to know
― Totes le Héros (contenderizer), Thursday, 1 March 2012 23:16 (twelve years ago) link
do you feel the same way, contenderizer? or differently?
― the late great, Thursday, 1 March 2012 23:18 (twelve years ago) link
not attracted to the unconscious, no. attractiveness of teens varies.
― Totes le Héros (contenderizer), Thursday, 1 March 2012 23:20 (twelve years ago) link
good to know.
― the late great, Thursday, 1 March 2012 23:20 (twelve years ago) link
how about attracted to the super-conscious? like those whose minds have elevated to another plane? the evolved.
― Mordy, Thursday, 1 March 2012 23:20 (twelve years ago) link
i think that is pretty natural - who hasn't had a crush on some super-competent acquaintance, based on their skill at something?
― the late great, Thursday, 1 March 2012 23:21 (twelve years ago) link
evolution is gross imo
― Totes le Héros (contenderizer), Thursday, 1 March 2012 23:22 (twelve years ago) link
we had a couple of guys at our dorm who were repeat offenders with passed-out girls, they always got lolsy nicknames like Prince Charming (ie Sleeping Beauty etc) but were ALWAYS dudes who had no ability to interact with women in normal life. crepes to a man
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 1 March 2012 23:23 (twelve years ago) link
crepey, not crepes.
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 1 March 2012 23:24 (twelve years ago) link
yeah cuz crepes are delicious
― Totes le Héros (contenderizer), Thursday, 1 March 2012 23:24 (twelve years ago) link
unconscious crepes
― omar little, Thursday, 1 March 2012 23:27 (twelve years ago) link
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aekgRsEMZpw/TMxgDykE1bI/AAAAAAAABV4/xfuh5zzAZh8/s400/Ghost+crepes.JPG
― Mordy, Thursday, 1 March 2012 23:28 (twelve years ago) link
didn't want to impugn crepes as being in any way crepey
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 1 March 2012 23:28 (twelve years ago) link
http://articles.latimes.com/2012/feb/24/local/la-me-teacher-arrests-20120224
Over the last three weeks, six Los Angeles Unified School District employees have been booked on suspicion of sex-related crimes, while several others have been pulled from the classroom amid investigations.
But whether more children are being abused or more abusers are being caught is difficult to say. Law enforcement officials stressed that they don't believe that more abuse is occurring. Rather, the Miramonte episode has sparked some people to come forward and others to be more watchful, they say.
"As a community, people are coming together and are hyper-vigilant about any other perpetrators. Everything is now being reported," said Pia Escudero, who directs L.A. Unified's mental health and crisis counseling services.
The district has seen an uptick in allegations of adult sexual misconduct in recent weeks. Counselors have been dispatched to several campuses — including 45 alone at Miramonte, one for every classroom.
Los Angeles Police Capt. Fabian E. Lizarraga, who oversees child sex crime investigations, said the department has seen an increase in allegations of "child annoyance" more than of more serious sexual misconduct.
"These reports say things like a teacher likes to rub my shoulders and sometimes their hands drift or he hugs me too long," he said.
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 1 March 2012 23:32 (twelve years ago) link
we had a couple of guys at our dorm who were repeat offenders with passed-out girls, they always got lolsy nicknames like Prince Charming
repeat offenders as in they tried to interact with them and failed? this sounds pretty rapey
― valleys of your mind (mh), Thursday, 1 March 2012 23:35 (twelve years ago) link
feel like the LA thing is a whole separate thread tbh
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 1 March 2012 23:35 (twelve years ago) link
just a lonely teacher thinkin harmlessly about things
― omar little, Thursday, 1 March 2012 23:35 (twelve years ago) link
xpost repeat offender as in had made out with more than one passed out girl
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 1 March 2012 23:36 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPzIFzORTdM
― buzza, Thursday, 1 March 2012 23:36 (twelve years ago) link
the miramonte thing is a completely separate thing but from what I've seen about most of the other cases they're in line w/ this thread
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 1 March 2012 23:36 (twelve years ago) link
The overwhelming media coverage after the arrest of Miramonte teacher Mark Berndt for allegedly spoon-feeding his semen to blindfolded children.
this scenario seems really improbable to me, like McMartin preschool/"Satanic Panic" level improbable but I dunno maybe they have him on tape or something
xp
― be scientific, douchebag (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 1 March 2012 23:36 (twelve years ago) link
xpost re repeat offenders I only knew by hearsay, and I'm not entirely sure of how far the 'making out' progressed' etc. but still YUK
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 1 March 2012 23:37 (twelve years ago) link
that isn't even close to the creepiest Dennis Wilson song, unfortunately
― be scientific, douchebag (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 1 March 2012 23:37 (twelve years ago) link
― be scientific, douchebag (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, March 1, 2012 3:36 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
if you don't know abt this case, then what is crazier is that there was another teacher caught in the school for similar behavior a week or two after, and the cops were trying to determine if the two talked or knew each other or what, it's just completely insane
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 1 March 2012 23:40 (twelve years ago) link
yeah that doesn't make it sound any more probable to me tbh
― be scientific, douchebag (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 1 March 2012 23:41 (twelve years ago) link
uhhhh, wtf?!? "sometimes their hands drift" = mere "child annoyance"? thank you for taking this shit seriously, captain guy in charge.
― Totes le Héros (contenderizer), Thursday, 1 March 2012 23:41 (twelve years ago) link
they found spoons or w/e iirc I have to read the articles again but I kind of don't want to at all and prob won't, also this is prob not the thread for this particular case
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 1 March 2012 23:42 (twelve years ago) link
― be scientific, douchebag (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, March 1, 2012 3:41 PM (43 seconds ago) Bookmark
dunno about the second teacher, but the first guy did photograph his activities, yes. that's how he pitched this kind of stuff to the kids, iirc: as "arty"/weird photo shoots.
― Totes le Héros (contenderizer), Thursday, 1 March 2012 23:43 (twelve years ago) link
uh they caught the guy because he was photographing the kids like that and they got the tipoff from the tech who was developing the photos
― the late great, Thursday, 1 March 2012 23:45 (twelve years ago) link
haha okay wow that's pretty detailed evidence. man.
― be scientific, douchebag (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 1 March 2012 23:46 (twelve years ago) link
can we plz talk about this crazy thing some more and not go back to the other kinda-tbh-boring conversation? this is much more riveting imho
― Mordy, Thursday, 1 March 2012 23:59 (twelve years ago) link
the elaborate scheming required to even pull off such a scenario is completely baffling.
― be scientific, douchebag (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 2 March 2012 00:02 (twelve years ago) link
also, the fact that he was into this, and the police haven't also found his secret chamber of dead bodies, is totally baffling. surely this is uniquely serial killer behavior?
― Mordy, Friday, 2 March 2012 00:04 (twelve years ago) link
i've totally been waiting to hear more about that case--it is completely nuts
― call all destroyer, Friday, 2 March 2012 00:04 (twelve years ago) link
surely this is uniquely serial killer behavior?
I don't see the connection
― be scientific, douchebag (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 2 March 2012 00:06 (twelve years ago) link
yeah i mean it's totally horrifying and disgusting and awful, but why would it be uniquely serial killer behavior?
― Cruller, Cobbler, Poffert, Pie (latebloomer), Friday, 2 March 2012 00:08 (twelve years ago) link
i was applying a little hyperbole to what i see as bizarrely aberrative behavior
― Mordy, Friday, 2 March 2012 00:12 (twelve years ago) link
ok fair enough
― Cruller, Cobbler, Poffert, Pie (latebloomer), Friday, 2 March 2012 00:12 (twelve years ago) link
its just so awful enough on its own, you know?
― Cruller, Cobbler, Poffert, Pie (latebloomer), Friday, 2 March 2012 00:13 (twelve years ago) link
lol, I wasn't trying to minimize its awfulness. if anything, i was accenting it. like a person who would do such a thing would be similar to a serial killer: possessing of a psychology totally foreign to what i identify as healthy
― Mordy, Friday, 2 March 2012 00:14 (twelve years ago) link
so so awful
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 2 March 2012 00:15 (twelve years ago) link
well yeah I kinda assume he has some sort of porn den and a refrigerator filled with jars and uh I dunno photo albums or something
― be scientific, douchebag (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 2 March 2012 00:16 (twelve years ago) link
also a chest with a gimp in it
i like you guys so i'm posting this as a link and not just posting the img of him dressed in tights and mickey mouse ears: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2104509/Pictured-Mark-Berndt-teacher-photographed-students-bondage-positions-semen-laced-cookies-cockroaches-faces-pleads-guilty.html
― call all destroyer, Friday, 2 March 2012 00:16 (twelve years ago) link
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― Cruller, Cobbler, Poffert, Pie (latebloomer), Friday, 2 March 2012 00:19 (twelve years ago) link
okay that dude TOTALLY has a pedo porn basement yeesh
― be scientific, douchebag (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 2 March 2012 00:20 (twelve years ago) link
god that picture why did i even bother
― Cruller, Cobbler, Poffert, Pie (latebloomer), Friday, 2 March 2012 00:21 (twelve years ago) link