I don't think anything has disgusted me more than this, ever

I think I just had a kinky inspiration.

and I was inspired to insert the tip of the shaving-cream can into my urethra, pinch it shut, and press the button.

That's one big urethra

ow ow ow

any sort of urethra-play talk gives me the immediate "ARGH NO" cringe

"urethra-play"

ugh

google search "sounding"

DO YOU FEEL LUCKY???

(answer: no no no)

Someone in high school told me a story about a girl she knew who was standing on a fire hydrant at a young age (like say 5) while wearing a skirt. Said girl slipped and landed crotch-first on the top of the hyndrant and had to be pried off by paramedics. Said girl is now barren.

This reminds me of that story.

http://www.stationhouse.com/outpost/includes/h_images/medical_sounds.jpg

OK NO

red velveteen valise of FEAR

wait are those small barbells?

I am glad that I have lived to the age of 34 without ever having heard of "sounding" or even imagining that urethra-insertion could be fun.

(and I still maintain it cannot be)

BARBEL

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39604000/jpg/_39604973_barbel203.jpg

that picture is actually a cross-section of a whale's urethra

xposts

ohhhhh now i get it

Further reading:

Hardy Haberman, Fetish Diva Midori. The Family Jewels: A Guide to Male Genital Play and Torment. Greenery Press, 2001. ISBN 1890159344.

I think, when the zoological and anthropological project is finally completed, we will reach the conclusion that it is not language, culture or tool-usage that truly separates us from the rest of the animal kingdom, but the propensity for urethral play.

http://www.pswsfa.com/eel.htm

kiu horrible people who are hilarious writers: http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/date/tucker_tries_buttsex_hilarity_does_not_ensue.phtml#278

-- HI DERE, Wednesday, August 1, 2007 11:29 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Link

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