Great Real Names

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ran across a very old client at work the other day named K0kom0 Compt0n

come on a #KONY (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 24 March 2012 03:39 (twelve years ago) link

Porntip Nakhirunkanok

tanuki, Thursday, 29 March 2012 15:28 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

Honeysuckle Weeks

former personal denim advisor to the mayor, (La Lechera), Sunday, 6 May 2012 14:06 (twelve years ago) link

Julie Letw@t

ljubljana, Sunday, 6 May 2012 15:03 (twelve years ago) link

Oh that poor woman

a parker full of poseys (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 6 May 2012 16:35 (twelve years ago) link

wow

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 6 May 2012 21:34 (twelve years ago) link

I know. She's in a job that involves lots of networking, too.

ljubljana, Sunday, 6 May 2012 22:29 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-0506-golden-ticket-20120506,0,3094073,full.story

There are frequent fliers, and then there are people like Steven Rothstein and Jacques Vroom.

wan brujo (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 05:01 (twelve years ago) link

omg

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 05:20 (twelve years ago) link

Max Faget

how's life, Thursday, 17 May 2012 15:11 (twelve years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Story on BBC News 24 about how Greece's economic downturn was effecting tourism on the island of Zakynthos featured an interview with a woman called Bluebell Wintertuck

Tom D (Tom D.), Thursday, 7 June 2012 10:17 (twelve years ago) link

I'm a fan of Nigerian president Goodluck Jonathan's name.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Thursday, 7 June 2012 11:41 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

Ted Karkus, CEO of the company that makes Cold-Eeze. Also probably a rejected character from a Philip K. Dick novel.

Amoeba, Fish, Monkey, Shame (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 8 July 2012 11:18 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://www.linkedin.com/in/jimhendrix

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 23 July 2012 14:26 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

Endymion Cooper

centipede burt s (how's life), Monday, 10 September 2012 15:48 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

zenon pylyshyn

clouds, Saturday, 29 September 2012 21:22 (eleven years ago) link

dick gass

thomasintrouble, Friday, 12 October 2012 12:02 (eleven years ago) link

Bill Goodykoontz

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 20:39 (eleven years ago) link

Natural Hunka Kaboom

Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 22:03 (eleven years ago) link

Paul Gr0uchy

ljubljana, Friday, 19 October 2012 18:17 (eleven years ago) link

Aristotle Socrates

dansplaining (dan m), Friday, 19 October 2012 18:24 (eleven years ago) link

De1bert Day

Trip Maker, Friday, 19 October 2012 18:29 (eleven years ago) link

Caractacus Downes

bryan "radical" ferry (clouds), Friday, 19 October 2012 19:28 (eleven years ago) link

Meadowlark Lemon

toto coolio (clouds), Friday, 26 October 2012 14:55 (eleven years ago) link

Can we talk about Frostee Rucker, a DE on the Cleveland Browns

frogbs, Friday, 26 October 2012 15:00 (eleven years ago) link

"My father was in the military," Rucker said. "He used to be a DJ in the military, and they used to call him 'DJ Frost' because he was 'cold on the spins.' This is what he told me. He said no matter what I named you, they were going to call you 'Little Frost' or 'Ice Cold' or whatever. So he named me Frostee."

His father's name was Len, which is Rucker's middle name. But his father legally changed his first name to Frostee, as well.

"I'm technically a junior," Rucker said, laughing. "Or am I the senior because I was first? I don't know. . . . One day, if I have a kid, I'm going to name him Frostee, too. . . . It's working for me."

frogbs, Friday, 26 October 2012 15:01 (eleven years ago) link

nice!

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 26 October 2012 17:06 (eleven years ago) link

vontaze burfict is my favourite nfl name

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Friday, 26 October 2012 17:29 (eleven years ago) link

my top recently learned nfl name fact is that these are all variations on the same name:

Dante
Donté
Dont'a
Dunta
Donte'e

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 26 October 2012 17:43 (eleven years ago) link

Isn't there a Dawntay or something too?

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 26 October 2012 17:46 (eleven years ago) link

gotta catch 'em all. i saw a college player called Dontee, hopefully he makes it pro.

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 26 October 2012 17:55 (eleven years ago) link

Joke Spruyt

dansplaining (dan m), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 21:36 (eleven years ago) link

(male) customer at my work named L0nd0n Summ3rs

bell biv devo (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 01:26 (eleven years ago) link

Dekalb County State's Attorney-elect Richard Schmack.

HAPPY BDAY TOOTS (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 06:08 (eleven years ago) link

Alessa minion

ut's nutta bull, ut's a *romanda* (darraghmac), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 06:50 (eleven years ago) link

Crockett Doob

gnarly_sceptre (+ +), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 17:57 (eleven years ago) link

Milagros Magnifico

Go Narine, Go! (ShariVari), Friday, 9 November 2012 11:11 (eleven years ago) link

Cyril Mango

a panda, Malmö (a passing spacecadet), Friday, 9 November 2012 13:32 (eleven years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mac_McAnally

paula boradwell (crüt), Monday, 19 November 2012 19:49 (eleven years ago) link

Pseudobiceros hancockanus

乒乓, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 14:03 (eleven years ago) link

3ug3ni3 M3ll0n

make like a steak and beef (dog latin), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 14:20 (eleven years ago) link

Henrikh Hamleti Mkhitaryan

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 17:29 (eleven years ago) link

(Հենրիխ Համլետի Մխիթարյան)

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 17:40 (eleven years ago) link

Linda W@rmbeer

passion it person (La Lechera), Sunday, 2 December 2012 05:44 (eleven years ago) link

When I used to work at a library similar to Ned's we would get lots of lols out of the patron names. I wish I'd noted them at the time, but iirc Hung Dong was the source of much juvenile amusement.

Guy at my brother's graduation many years ago was called St0rm Way. I remember reading the list of graduands and excitedly anticipating what he/she would look like as he/she walked across the stage. He didn't let me down.

bighorny beaver (qiqing), Monday, 3 December 2012 01:15 (eleven years ago) link

Officer Everhart

Z S, Monday, 3 December 2012 01:31 (eleven years ago) link

omg

I went to college with a guy named Alph0nse 3verhardt

within an hour of entering the dorms he became 'Fonz Everhard'

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 3 December 2012 01:59 (eleven years ago) link

W4ndz C0stanzo

jawn valjawn (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 6 December 2012 15:59 (eleven years ago) link


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