Words, usages, and phrases that annoy the shit out of you...

'poetic justice'. Used by the lazy to describe all 'justice' the speaker approves of, instead of a particular type. The adjective is rendered meaningless.

Agree re 'bird' for woman/girl, and lament its threatened return. Stinks of 'I'm being un-PC, where's my medal?'. Also the C-person uses it, which kinda ends the argument.

Wait, huh? Fridge is the thing you put food in, whats wrong with it?

I'm picturing him saying things such as "Would you like me to remove another beverage from the refrigerator for you, whilst we watch some association football?"

As used to describe a footballer running into a streak of good form

When used in phrases like "a raft of policies" or "a raft of new measures" - why?!?!??!!?

Or a colon.

COINKY-DINK, "guestimate," and any time someone ends an interrogative sentence with "at," as in "Where's my keys at?" or "Where's your head at?"

"hating on"

"Action" used as a verb. (Especially with regards to some annoying little thing I had already been doing.) "Can you please action this?" Actually, no I can't. Action is a noun. If you would like me to DO it, then just ask. Argh.

Especially when coming from the same irritating marketing bods who last week asked me to "manage the relationship" with one of our suppliers. Fuck. Right. Off.

A term of address directed at Turkish shopkeepers by 13 year old boys and directed by Turkish shopkeepers at everyone else. The most annoying ever.

DON'T MADAM ME, YOU LITTLE...!!! OK, according to Watching The English, this means that they have socio-status assessed me as middle class or higher. But it irritates me because it makes me feel old.

'Whilst'

"AARRGGHHH!!! I certainly hope it will be taking off longer than that - we're flying to London!"

"No can do"

'If I can just ask you to power off your machine'.

What's wrong with switch off?

The word "proverbial" when overused or when not referencing a proverb but an idiom or cliche. (Correct: "Let's not count our proverbial chickens just yet." Incorrect: "I'm having a proverbial bad hair day.")

Redundancy in general.

Word inflation (i.e. "efficacious" for "effective" or "efficient").

Add that to my list, please.

Along the lines of that, I heard 'cozzy livs' a lot last year for the cost of living crisis. It truly is death by whimsy and I fucking hate it.

whimmer deathsies

Oi mate, the deathsy-weathsies

I did enjoy statey foons as a risposte to platty jubes.

speaking of "whimsy" (if we must), i've seen that used as an adjective a few times recently

what the shit is this fuck

I've decided I don't like the word, "shingles"
it just conjures up snack food made from crunchy, dried up goat scabs.

Is "menty b" of the same vintage / derivation as calling a neurological episode (e.g., syncope, fainting, seizure) a "'sode"?

In the show Wonderfalls the main character hallucinates then insists she's alright - another character says "no you're not alright; you had a 'sode."

If I have only ever seen one episode of a tv show exactly once, I can often remember it with surprising clarity 20 years later. Lamest superpower evar.

No, I feel like 'sode and 'za and the like are distinctly American, maybe even Valley Girl (boy?)
Whereas Platty Jubes, Menty B etc are painfully English.

YMP, you might enjoy this game which aptly enough is called 'Sode (Episode actually) https://episode.wtf/
My other half has that with film music. If he hears it he'll usually know what the film was, even if he can't name it. To me, a lot of film music sounds like generic 'film music' - obviously there are the greats but he can pinpoint them all.

I can identify a Zimmer score from a mile away, fwiw.

you mean a scory z?

> Something Something Something: A Totally Heartwarming Romantic Comedy with Cake

when you buy such a book from Amazon as a kindle ebook, all of this ends up in the book title field

here's one from today's daily deals:

The Accidental Soldier: As recommended on Off Menu and The Rest is Entertainment - 'Very, very funny, genuinely brilliant', MARINA HYDE

Which, coincidentally, is the:
#1 Most Gifted in Middle Eastern Historical Biographies

Undies

"when you buy such a book from Amazon as a kindle ebook, all of this ends up in the book title field"

Well, that's the thing - the advertising text is literally part of the title. Or at the very least it's on the front cover of the book as a kind of subtitle. I was specifically thinking of Tilly Tennant's The Little Village Bakery: A feel good romantic comedy with plenty of cake. In the case of The Accidental Soldier the blurb about Off Menu and Marina Hyde is just Amazon fluff (the title is, technically, The Accidental Soldier: Dispatches from Quite Near the Front Line), but The Little Etc is literally called etc.

The same author has published 43 novels in the last four years, including A Cosy Candlelit Christmas: A wonderfully festive feel good romance, A Very Vintage Christmas: A heartwarming Christmas romance, Christmas for the Village Midwife: A feel-good, heartwarming and cosy Christmas romance, and Cathy's Christmas Kitchen: A heart-warming feel-good romantic comedy.

And yet, the stereotypical pre-AI 1990s sub-Terry Brooks fantasy novel was usually called The Something Chronicles: Something: Book One of the Something Saga, so who am I. It's only a matter of time, if it hasn't happened already, before Temu has bulk-listings for books that have literally every word in the title in order to get the maximum amount of hits.

The ultimate book will be called Aaaaargh!: An Accidentally Awesome Apotheosis of Allusive Antics etc ... Zygotic Ziggurats!

'Cracking' in all its forms.

Rachel Reeves says she is 'cracking on with the job'
A cracking good time
even 'cracking one out' i.e. masturbation

I guess this is derived from craic? Anyway I hate it.

Other way round actually craic is derived from crack.