Chicago: customers are advised to allow extra travel time

xxp Yeah, my dad was big on no soft drinks at restaurants, too.

A New York-style bagel piled with cream cheese and salmon?? That shit lasted for hours, I nibbled away at it. Hey, I was hungover and it was a retardedly bright and sunny and hot and windy day -- basically an assault on all senses -- and crm cheese/tomato/lox is my hangover cure: salt, protein, and richness, but not too stomach-challenging.

Wow, I don't thing a bagel has ever withstood me for more than 5 minutes. Kudos.

One of the best times I had in college was bringing a grocery bag full of Mickey's Big Mouth into a screening of Cassavetes' Husbands. And now that I think about it, I passed around a bottle of not-Champagne at The Garden State at the Davis, and that was good too.

Dude, it was like four inches high with ingredients!! And you know a New York bagel is half the size of your head to begin with.

Okay, maybe not YOUR head.

oh noes mickey's big mouths

Last time we went to the Logan, they actually looked in Sarah's purse, so we were kind of paranoid about sneaking the candy in. Sarah took the Twizzlers out of their noisy bag and put them in a ziploc bag, and put a paper towel in the Raisinets box to dampen the rattling. I think she went a little overboard.

I think I'm going to start sneaking better snacks into the movies from now on.

Having a pile of bones leftover after a meal is oddly satisfying.

xpost, zing!

Pancakes.

I just eat way, way too fast.

Mickey's makes me think of http://www.everlastworld.de/images/Cover/HouseOfPain/HouseOfPain.jpg

Nick, maybe next time you could save up a bunch of those cardboard tubes that tampons come pacakged in and put a few pieces of licorice in each one. I bet they don't look too closely at THOSE.

mmm... licorice applicator.

GODDAMMIT if only I had a prosthetic leg.

I think I'd turn around and leave if a movie theater employee decided to search me, assuming I hadn't already bought my ticket.

I tried to convince Sarah that we should buy a fake pregnant lady stomach for her to wear and fill it up with candy. Then we would also have to smuggle in a plastic baby, so that as we leave the movie, it wouldn't be suspicious that her stomach got smaller.

this all sounds very elaborate. Just sneak shit in, that's all. It's not hard. You're just afraid of embarrassment.

They didn't really "search" us at the Logan, just asked to look in Sarah's purse. They also made this dude check his messenger bag, without looking in it. I agree it's pretty lame, but if they're selling tickets at $3 each, they're probably making all of their profit from concessions.

Which is why we snuck in candy.

They may also be looking for guns/Mickey's.

While you're at it, sneak into another movie after the one you paid for. A whole afternoon of air conditioning! They do not pay attention, believe me. :)

well, i don't know about the logan. But multiplexes are ripe for all kinds of exploitation.

I can take planning, though... you have to figure out which movie you want to vote with your dollar on, see that one first, and sneak into the movie that you figure doesn't need your dollar. Pay for the indie film, sneak into "Pirates," that kinda thing.

Search: Secret zippered compartment in virtually every purse ever made.

Destroy: People who sneak in foods that have a very strong odor OR booze that causes them to behave like baffoons and/or litter.

Quiet booze drinkers and non-odor food sneakers, I have no problem with you. I sneak food into virtually every movie theater I visit.

"You're my buddy Dewar's. I'm gonna sneak you into the movies in my tummy!"

(approximately one of you will get that reference.)

"At least one thing will go smoothly today."

Do people really sneak booze into the movies? That's a level of sad that I have heretofore managed to avoid.

My Mickey's/not-Champagne stories are the only two times I have done so.

I think people who get the shakes without a nip sneak in booze.

I've never had any desire to sneak booze into the movies. (I'm using booze to mean "alcoholic bevvies.")

What's sad about sneaking booze into movies?!

this:

I think people who get the shakes without a nip sneak in booze.

In fact, I got a beer at the Siskel on Friday and only drank like 1/3 of it. Mistake!

With the not-Champagne, I was supposed to go to a play opening with some friends, but we got there at 8 only to find that it started at 7:30, and I had brought a bottle of not-Champagne for a Franco-American actress in the cast, and so the bunch of us bought paper cups at the White Hen and brought the whole thing into the Davis.

P.S., I meant to ask El Lechero about how he ended up shooting Chicago from the corncob towers.

Oh! I knew you would notice that! We know a guy who lives there.

But when you go to one of those cool theaters that serve alcohol, wouldn't you get a beer?

By not-Champagne, do you mean a Champagne-style beverage not actually from the region of Champagne? And by Franco-American actress, do you mean a woman who shills for Spaghetti-Os?

xp - If I wanted one, I would. But I wouldn't get one just because it was there.

We are very different people.

I guess we can never be sisters.

:(

Don't people have drunk sisters?

I was going to make a sorority joke but I don't know the names of any actual sororities.

http://www.music.vt.edu/people/students/TBS/images/2001/sorority.jpg

http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/25/58/22405825.jpg

^would party with

http://www.alicepaul.org/images/Alice%20sorority.jpg

I love those ladies. Look at them! They're so serious.

What the fuck is sad about sneaking booze into a movie? Do you think that the Brew and View at the Vic is sad too?

I once snuck a bottle of bubbly and to-go sushi into a movie.