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also "light orchestra" is a thing

ban halen (electricsound), Thursday, 24 May 2012 07:01 (thirteen years ago)

oh you pretty much said that

ban halen (electricsound), Thursday, 24 May 2012 07:02 (thirteen years ago)

aw shit ms. tree!

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 24 May 2012 07:09 (thirteen years ago)

I STILL didn't get it until just now ("does she mistreat everyone,or what?") and then suddenly, duh.

StanM, Thursday, 24 May 2012 08:03 (thirteen years ago)

Not everyone thinks of EG lightbulbs as "Electric light", though - you kind of have to know someone who remembers non electric light for that.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 24 May 2012 08:04 (thirteen years ago)

I get the impression its the "light orchestra" bit that people miss, from my googling!

Pureed Moods (Trayce), Thursday, 24 May 2012 09:32 (thirteen years ago)

the only google results I get for "light orchestra" are for ELO

how's life, Thursday, 24 May 2012 11:58 (thirteen years ago)

Oh, this is like, elevator music or something.

how's life, Thursday, 24 May 2012 12:00 (thirteen years ago)

idg "war between the tates".

― Pureed Moods (Trayce), Thursday, May 24, 2012 12:51 AM (7 hours ago)


War Between The States aka The American Civil War

Ian Hunter Is Learning the Game (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 24 May 2012 12:42 (thirteen years ago)

Get it?

Ian Hunter Is Learning the Game (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 25 May 2012 02:58 (thirteen years ago)

Well that makes sense now, yah. Not that it was a phrase I was familiar with. Either the original, or what I see by google is apparently a movie title. Didnt know either one. Cest la.

Pureed Moods (Trayce), Friday, 25 May 2012 03:48 (thirteen years ago)

five months pass...

Oh my god. Only recently I was very embarrassed to realise the pun in the Simpsons episode "Hell Toupee". That was bad enough... just now I overheard 2 workmates talking about old PC and console games and I heard someone mention Boulder Dash.

...and suddenly got the pun for THAT, as well, after fuck knows how many years.

Una Stubbs' Tears (Trayce), Monday, 5 November 2012 02:53 (twelve years ago)

Oh man, I played a lot of Boulder Dash and definitely didn't "get" it as a kid. Cool game though.

Doctor Casino, Monday, 5 November 2012 02:57 (twelve years ago)

Tom Leher sang "as someone once remarked to Schubert, take us to your leader", and I didn't make the connection to lieder.

B'wana Beast, Monday, 5 November 2012 06:19 (twelve years ago)

I had a VU bootleg for many years before I realized the label, Lurid, was a pun on Lou Reed.

nickn, Monday, 5 November 2012 06:23 (twelve years ago)

Those last couple seem like they could make great Young Money lyrics.

Doctor Casino, Monday, 5 November 2012 06:24 (twelve years ago)

I bought a Velvets bootleg once on "Lurid" records and many years later realized lurid = Lou Reed.

― nickn, Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Which I mentioned back in May! (Knew I had posted it before somewhere on ILX, but thought it was on ILM.)

nickn, Monday, 5 November 2012 06:26 (twelve years ago)

Tom Leher sang "as someone once remarked to Schubert, take us to your leader", and I didn't make the connection to lieder.

― B'wana Beast, Monday, November 5, 2012 1:19 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

fuck, always just heard this as a non sequitur. only been 10 years tho, thanking u

Infamous dickbiscuits (silby), Monday, 5 November 2012 06:26 (twelve years ago)

Is smashing pumpkins a pun?

B'wana Beast, Monday, 5 November 2012 07:07 (twelve years ago)

two months pass...

i did not get that "d'yer maker" was a pun until this morning when i heard a radio dj announce it. i guess not even really a pun. a weird homonym?

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 1 February 2013 17:48 (twelve years ago)

Not a pun, OK, but the lurid / Lou Reed thing somehow reminded me of a discovery I made a few years ago, which is that the third Jimi Hendrix album, the one with his cover of "All Along The Watchtower" on it, is called Electric LaDYLANd.

My brain nearly exploded at the time.

Doctor Flange, Friday, 1 February 2013 21:28 (twelve years ago)

oh god that Led Zepplin one

I remember learning that and then promptly forgetting it because the pronunciation made no sense

Ima R.A.E.D. (DJP), Friday, 1 February 2013 21:30 (twelve years ago)

the led zep one is a play on a v olde english 'joke' eg

'my wife went to the carribean'

'jamaica?'

'no she went of her own accord'

Ward Fowler, Friday, 1 February 2013 21:33 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yq2jnPqRDd4

Women, Fire, and Dangerous Zings (silby), Friday, 1 February 2013 21:40 (twelve years ago)

oh pfft I guess autoembed doesn't work with https, w/e

Women, Fire, and Dangerous Zings (silby), Friday, 1 February 2013 21:40 (twelve years ago)

two weeks pass...

not a pun, but an etymological thing. they call it _petting_ because you do it to _pets_. somehow i never put the two together, at least consciously.

s.clover, Monday, 18 February 2013 03:54 (twelve years ago)

heavy

bnw, Monday, 18 February 2013 03:57 (twelve years ago)

1953 A. C. Kinsey et al. Sexual Behav. Human Female ix. 389 The most responsive females may be the ones who most often pet to orgasm before marriage.

Women, Fire, and Dangerous Zings (silby), Monday, 18 February 2013 04:08 (twelve years ago)

not a pun, but an etymological thing. they call it _petting_ because you do it to _pets_. somehow i never put the two together, at least consciously.

I experienced something similar just a couple of years ago with the word "duck" - it just all of a sudden occured to me "omg! ducks are always lowering their heads and dipping them under the water; and that's how duck-as-a-verb came to be! "to duck" = "to behave like a duck"

Also, it took me about a half-dozen viewings of "This is Spinal Tap" to pick up on the "Isle of Lucy" pun.

Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Monday, 18 February 2013 06:46 (twelve years ago)

Well, I'm 55 and never realized that about "duck" until I read your post.

nickn, Monday, 18 February 2013 17:40 (twelve years ago)

I disbelieve it anyway

Mark G, Monday, 18 February 2013 17:51 (twelve years ago)

association runs the other way: duck (v) --> duck (n)

http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?term=duck

Plasmon, Monday, 18 February 2013 21:19 (twelve years ago)

it's actually the other way around—ducks are called that because they duck (i.e. the verb came first)

xp damn

1staethyr, Monday, 18 February 2013 21:21 (twelve years ago)

two weeks pass...

I have only just realised that Band Aid was a pun.

Eyeball Kicks, Friday, 8 March 2013 16:32 (twelve years ago)

right, hence Farm Aid etc MAKING NO SENSE

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 8 March 2013 17:26 (twelve years ago)

Oh where are you going to, my pretty farm aid,
With your red, rosy cheeks and your coal-black hair?

acid in the style of tenpole tudor (NickB), Friday, 8 March 2013 17:34 (twelve years ago)

Rolling Cannabis Politics Thread

Aimless, Friday, 15 March 2013 03:17 (twelve years ago)

what. OH.

hot young stalin (Merdeyeux), Friday, 15 March 2013 03:20 (twelve years ago)

that one was a coincidence surely

a kissed out red popemobile (Trayce), Friday, 15 March 2013 07:36 (twelve years ago)

The Beatles albums "Past Masters" - I never knew "passed master" was a term until just now.

Panaïs Pnin (The Yellow Kid), Monday, 18 March 2013 02:46 (twelve years ago)

the phrase is 'passed muster'. a passed master would just be a master who has passed.

Ward Fowler, Monday, 18 March 2013 09:32 (twelve years ago)

uneducated people say 'passed the mustard', like it's xmas dinner or something

Esteban Buttiérrez (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 18 March 2013 09:48 (twelve years ago)

i'm at past mast rn guys

This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Monday, 18 March 2013 10:02 (twelve years ago)

i thought people cut the mustard rather than pass it

^ sarcasm (ken c), Monday, 18 March 2013 15:11 (twelve years ago)

passed gasters

Doctor Casino, Monday, 18 March 2013 15:25 (twelve years ago)

"past master" or "passed master" is a phrase

don't call it a cloud rap i've been high for years (zvookster), Monday, 18 March 2013 15:26 (twelve years ago)

"passed muster" is a diff thing

don't call it a cloud rap i've been high for years (zvookster), Monday, 18 March 2013 15:27 (twelve years ago)

"past master" or "passed master" is a phrase

Yes and then no.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 18 March 2013 15:30 (twelve years ago)

xpost

oh, ok - how would you use the phrase 'passed master', out of interest?

Ward Fowler, Monday, 18 March 2013 15:31 (twelve years ago)

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/passed%20master

don't call it a cloud rap i've been high for years (zvookster), Monday, 18 March 2013 15:31 (twelve years ago)


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