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completely ignoring the politics/$$/business practices of walmart for a second, i have never left a walmart feeling better than or as good as i felt walking in. it just takes a toll on your soul or something. i have to leave before the walls invariably start to bleed.

of family bonds and individual triumph. Narrated by Tim Allen, (zachlyon), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 19:22 (twelve years ago) link

Walmart - better big and tall sizes than puny Target customers who's waist ends at 44

Is that a pro or a con?

Björk lied (Eric H.), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 19:22 (twelve years ago) link

target: from minnesota

A con in my book, but I work in downtown Minneapolis right next door to Target Corp. and am constantly bombarded by the reminder that high school never ends.

Björk lied (Eric H.), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 19:23 (twelve years ago) link

arkansas vs minnesota

del griffith, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 19:24 (twelve years ago) link

also, i've had three or four friends work at target and were generally OK with the job. i have never heard an ex-walmart employee say anything other than "that was the worst job i've ever had."

of family bonds and individual triumph. Narrated by Tim Allen, (zachlyon), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 19:24 (twelve years ago) link

walmart - an amazing assortment of people from all levels of sobriety

the late great, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 19:25 (twelve years ago) link

"Walmart - better big and tall sizes than puny Target customers who's waist ends at 44"

well no size 14 shoes either

The Cheerfull Turtle (Latham Green), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 19:25 (twelve years ago) link

Two good friends work for Sam's Club in Bentonville. They like their jobs and take my "WALMART IS SATAN" talk well.
Target is just as evil as Wal-Mart but smaller. Better stuff in general.

Can I vote Costco?

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 19:28 (twelve years ago) link

On weekly shopping trips, we usually pull 3 Kroger trips for every 1 Walmart. The whole culture at WMT is just weird. It's good for some folks, but a little too comfortable for my liking. Other customers are more talky than at the regular grocery store. More families blocking up the aisles. More folks clueless of where to go next, so they just stand there in the aisle. The food's cheaper, but the variety is severely limited.

But they have a larger food inventory than Target. And at least at mine, there's a family bathroom that Daddies can accompany their kids into without having to stuff them into a stall in the men's room. Target's very overrated in its "style". Okay, fine, you're more likely to find a teal teapot at Target, but you may as well go online or hit another box store.

In the end, I pretty much go to WMT just because you can get a case of Cokes for $6 and they're the only place in my town that I know of that sells frozen ham and pineapple pizza. But that's it.

pplains, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 19:30 (twelve years ago) link

and how in the world have I never seen that ark vs minn thread.

pplains, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 19:31 (twelve years ago) link

what is this, marketing research?

Steve Youngblood (dan m), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 19:31 (twelve years ago) link

yeah but that teal teapot is like $6.50

the late great, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 19:33 (twelve years ago) link

also unlike the ones on etsy it's clean

the late great, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 19:33 (twelve years ago) link

" Target is for Ladies and Walmart is for men" some guy

The Cheerfull Turtle (Latham Green), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 19:34 (twelve years ago) link

I once bought a dustpan from Target designed my Michael Graves and it worked so poorly that just mentioning the name in our household elicits chuckles of failure

The Cheerfull Turtle (Latham Green), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 19:39 (twelve years ago) link

Target: fairly shitty produce section but weirdly good cheese selection, clothes that are adequate for stuff you dont care that much about, okish clearance on video games on the regular
Walmart: literally the worst thing in the world

I want L'interieur chicken, not Hausu chicken (jjjusten), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 19:41 (twelve years ago) link

i very rarely visit either, admittedly more out of inconvenience (i kind of live in a big box desert) than principle. but i'm pretty happy to not be giving them any of my money.

it's smdh time in America (will), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 19:42 (twelve years ago) link

Target: way too many wedding gift registries in my experience
Walmart: none

Björk lied (Eric H.), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 19:42 (twelve years ago) link

jjj apparently having never been to a Sam's Club.

pplains, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 19:44 (twelve years ago) link

(but imagine the Walgreens/Krogers/Family Dollars i frequent are prob just as crap in the big scheme of it all)

it's smdh time in America (will), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 19:45 (twelve years ago) link

We recently got a new Wal Mart in our neighborhood, and when I went to it I was surprised to see that the prices were not all that low? I thought the advantage of Wal Mart was supposed to be super low prices, but the prices were just average. I just wanted a cheap bottle of detergent! Meijer is much better in that (and every other) respect.

Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 19:50 (twelve years ago) link

actually i DID spend a couple of soul-destroying nights at a Wal Mart in this meth-y disaster of a town on the north edge of the florida panhandle recently.

now i know why everyone hates each other.

it's smdh time in America (will), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 19:51 (twelve years ago) link

they do have Stoneyfield farms orgaic yohurt at walmart

The Cheerfull Turtle (Latham Green), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 19:58 (twelve years ago) link

We Canadians used to pat ourselves on the back & cheer because we had Zellers - with some unionized positions! - to choose over Walmart. But Zellers is folding and Target is buying up a lot of their leases.. I was excited because of the clothes and then found out they're just as shitty to unions. My husband is a union steward so that doesn't fly. Will have to sneak in there when he's not looking. ;_;

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 20:00 (twelve years ago) link

It's funny you mention that because when I went to that Wal Mart, the parking lot was filled with Canadian plates. It's cheaper to go across the border because of the exchange rate.

Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 20:04 (twelve years ago) link

p. sure I haven't set foot in a Wal-Mart in almost ten years & yeah it's 'cause by the time I'm through the checkout my feeling is "whatever I needed from here today, it wasn't worth this mood of spiritual malaise"

decrepit but free (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 20:05 (twelve years ago) link

Meijer is much better in that (and every other) respect.

Zomg Meijer's!

how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 20:08 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, especially around Christmas there's a mass exodus of Torontonians going to Buffalo because the American prices are cheaper in general, not to mention the exchange rate, even with gas & hotel! :P

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 20:15 (twelve years ago) link

(We have Walmart here too; I just meant we used to pat & cheer because we had a semi-Canadian and semi-unionized discount store to choose over the Walmarts)

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 20:16 (twelve years ago) link

I know, but it is funny to me because crossing the border is such a hassle to me that I can't imagine doing it even to save some money.

Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 20:19 (twelve years ago) link

I love Target but their food section sucks esp at the one I live less than a 5 min walk from. I like it for home/health/beauty stuff in addition to cheap plain basics like t-shirts, leggings, underwear. I like the design stuff that The Late Great mentioned too. "The Shops at Target" thing has mostly been disappointing though. Dumb idea all around.

I've been to one Walmart once. It was really depressing.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 20:23 (twelve years ago) link

I was once thrown out of a wal-mart for having a magazine in a bag (Modern Drummer) that they had never carried! Of course, i had lost the receipt. I tried to explain the injustice but since I had red hair and I was 16 they just kicked me out.

Spending too much time in either makes me a bit nauseous.

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 20:25 (twelve years ago) link

I'm about to say something just tragic but...the Gwen Stefani line of children's clothes for Target is super, super-cute and if it's wrong to clothe Aero Jr. in Gwen's Target line then I cannot & will not be right

decrepit but free (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 20:27 (twelve years ago) link

tragic kingdom indeed

shipl.de.al (some dude), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 20:31 (twelve years ago) link

Walmart has carts like these, which lends my kids the feeling of being on a really bright hay ride.

http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/2176/photo144z.jpg

pplains, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 20:33 (twelve years ago) link

Also at our Walmart, the greeter is a midget who gives Beeps a sticker every time.

If we ever want to ever enjoy the tuneful stylings of a female Tom Waits in 2040, I'm doing my best.

pplains, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 20:34 (twelve years ago) link

it's hard to get away from Walmart here

when I enter charges to them in my checkbook register, I shorten the name to "satan"

― pixel farmer, Tuesday, December 7, 2010 10:38 AM (1 year ago)

If I know I have a trip to Tupelo coming in the next few days, I try to hold out on shopping until then, so I can go to Kroger.

There aren't any Targets in this vicinity.

Trey Imaginary Songz (WmC), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 20:37 (twelve years ago) link

bah humbug

decrepit but free (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 20:38 (twelve years ago) link

charming story about Walmart: http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/k2dwy/iama_walmart_store_manager_try_your_best_not_to/c2h0mjw

Chris S, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 20:38 (twelve years ago) link

I've never been inside a Walmart. I don't like Target either but my wife insists on buying various things there.

retro-shittified (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 20:39 (twelve years ago) link

i kind of like target and usually pick up my cat food there -- it's rarely that crowded and there's something kind of pleasant and un-hateful about the vibe and aesthetic. the big red plastic shopping carts!

fact: if you voice any criticism of wal-mart to a libertarian, they WILL flip out at you. wal-mart is like the embodiment of everything they cherish in this life.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 20:41 (twelve years ago) link

like others have said, wal-mart is depressing. the place is dismal, the staff are zombies and the customers are worse. i'm sure there's something classist in my revulsion, but i just don't like being there. i get less weirded and grossed by dusty christian thrift shops that smell of urine and rot.

target may be just as hard on its suppliers and bad for local business, but i like the place. their products and premises are well-designed and inviting, and the staff seem at least roughly cognizant of their surroundings. it's the discount department store as a modern ideal. i always looks forward to target trips, though i rarely do much but wander around looking at toys and DVDs i have no intention of buying.

spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 20:47 (twelve years ago) link

I go to Target roughly once every two weeks for detergent, paper towels, stuff like that. I frequently wind up walking out with what I came for, plus some random norteno CD or cheap DVD (Bullitt for $5!) that caught my eye.

I have been in Walmart twice and will never go again. The one I was in was disorganized and everything looked dirty. I didn't want to touch anything, so wound up buying nothing. By the time I walked back out into the sunlight I was on the edge of doing that "bugs on me" frantic self-brushing thing.

誤訳侮辱, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 20:53 (twelve years ago) link

xp p sure walmart is the embodiment of 'crony capitalism'? some entry level libertarians you're dealing with

of family bonds and individual triumph. Narrated by Tim Allen, (zachlyon), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 20:54 (twelve years ago) link

Target and Walmart pretty much both suck to work at.

Two things I'll give Target is that they don't go out of their way to pull controversial stuff from the shelves (you can buy the Daily Show's America book, complete with Supreme Court genitalia, if you'd like.)

Also, there is no peopleoftarget.com, that I'm aware of.

But as far as what I'm shopping for and the prices I'm willing to pay, Walmart wins over Target.

pplains, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 20:54 (twelve years ago) link

ist easy to blow your wad of cash at target

things you never knew you needed

The Cheerfull Turtle (Latham Green), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 20:56 (twelve years ago) link

though i rarely do much but wander around looking at toys and DVDs i have no intention of buying.

i wondered whether someone might rep for walmart itt out of creepy fascination/out of appreciation for its weird dystopian late capitalist John Carpenter/mall-horror vibe. like with 24 hour supermarkets, just intriguingly artificial & sense-overloading places to drift around.

blossom smulch (schlump), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 20:57 (twelve years ago) link

i don't really go to either, but if i do go to one of them it's target

markers, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 20:58 (twelve years ago) link

I bet walmarts of the future will have no human staff, all robots

The Cheerfull Turtle (Latham Green), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 20:58 (twelve years ago) link

xp This Walgreens has a whole huge fancy makeup and skincare product section full of brands I've never even heard of. You would love it. I hope you come to Chicago one day and check it out.

ms. cookie (carl agatha), Thursday, 16 August 2012 21:59 (twelve years ago) link

:)

surm, Thursday, 16 August 2012 22:00 (twelve years ago) link

Every time i've gone into a BB in the past few years it was like the total number of customers in the store was lower than the number of blue-shirted dudes and dudettes wandering around chasing them and trying to appease their bosses, who were being pretty non-discreet about standing there and looking all boss-like. Honestly, you could have run that store with 1/4 of the people that were there.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 16 August 2012 22:57 (twelve years ago) link

Anyways Wally World wins for me. It was my first job and it was dead easy and by the end of it I was making pretty good money ($11/12hr back in the late 90s), and yeah maybe it has something to do w growing up in the south. Just seems to have a far less formal vibe, like you can forget to dress properly and go in the store and it doesn't matter. Every time I go to Target I feel like it's full of people who get dressed up to go shopping.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 16 August 2012 22:59 (twelve years ago) link

Also one of my friend's uncles recently was on People of Walmart looking insanely white trash. So that's classic.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 16 August 2012 23:00 (twelve years ago) link

I just go to Target looking how however. I mean, I guess I don't wear tank tops and camo shorts on the reg, though

your native bacon (mh), Thursday, 16 August 2012 23:13 (twelve years ago) link

could be a good look for me, I'll think on it

your native bacon (mh), Thursday, 16 August 2012 23:13 (twelve years ago) link

Also one of my friend's uncles recently was on People of Walmart looking insanely white trash. So that's classic.

this is indisputably classic

steven fucking tyler (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 16 August 2012 23:14 (twelve years ago) link

i go to the Target dressed to the 9's

surm, Thursday, 16 August 2012 23:26 (twelve years ago) link

just kidding i don't always do that . . . . just on special occasions

surm, Thursday, 16 August 2012 23:27 (twelve years ago) link

will readily admit tho that target had one of the best commercials of the last 10 years with this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFBsxwKHT14

surm, Thursday, 16 August 2012 23:31 (twelve years ago) link

You see, I take several points off of Target for that.

pplains, Thursday, 16 August 2012 23:35 (twelve years ago) link

I think I'm the only gut at my BB who buys CD's. Last weekend when I started walking to the computer section to buy speakers for my laptop several employees, in a panic, wondered if I was lost.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 16 August 2012 23:40 (twelve years ago) link

It's weird the difference in cashiers hired at these two giant national box store corporations:

Target, I get the hip kid who has to work four hours a night for his drug money. At the end of one transaction, I throw a box of diapers from the cart onto the belt (notice that it's on the cart's right at Target, for some reason) and dude says, Yo, he didn't even see those and he probably wouldn't have caught that if I catch his drift. *wink* -- I get charged for the diapers.

Walmart, it's usually a female who has to work 38.25 hours a week to feed her kid. Hey, there's some cokes on the bottom I tell her as she wordlessly starts running my items over the scanner. The five-year-old tears off for the drinking fountain, I'm putting the bags back into the cart myself, the cashier has to call the manager over to sell me the four-pack of Old Milwaukee, I forget to give them my coupons and when I get out to the car, I realize that I still have the cokes on the bottom of the cart, never scanned.

pplains, Thursday, 16 August 2012 23:41 (twelve years ago) link

that's hot

surm, Thursday, 16 August 2012 23:48 (twelve years ago) link

bamford has a target joke. i wonder if target is ok with it.

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 16 August 2012 23:52 (twelve years ago) link

the joke is more about how unsuccessful her awful high school nemeses are, but the punchline is they work at target.

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 16 August 2012 23:53 (twelve years ago) link

The most aggravating thing ever about working at Target is that they for some reason expect you to buy into all the hype that they are awesome and sell the best stuff a cheapo big store can possibly sell & they are sooo into diversity and all their cool stuff like that.... except its just like any other shitty retail job. I dunno, the best thing about working at Target IMO was the pricing guns and walkie talkies. Also, their POS system is not terrible.

Royal Governor His Eminence and Imperial (Viceroy), Friday, 17 August 2012 00:56 (twelve years ago) link

best part of working at target is no walmart chant and no squiggly yeah?

alternative riff (CharlieS), Friday, 17 August 2012 01:09 (twelve years ago) link

er walmart cheer

alternative riff (CharlieS), Friday, 17 August 2012 01:11 (twelve years ago) link

We didn't have a cheer but we would do weird countdowns and stuff like we were about to go out and play a basketball game or something. I honestly don't know what you mean by squiggly, so I guess we didn't have whatever that is.

Royal Governor His Eminence and Imperial (Viceroy), Friday, 17 August 2012 01:14 (twelve years ago) link

i remember one time i was waiting for my prescription, and this group of target employees like did one of those hand things? you know where you all put your hands in a circle and cheer?

it was invigorating, i felt moved

surm, Friday, 17 August 2012 02:17 (twelve years ago) link

and to be completely honest i have found some of my best tshirts at Target

surm, Friday, 17 August 2012 02:18 (twelve years ago) link

i'm wearing one right no

surm, Friday, 17 August 2012 02:18 (twelve years ago) link

The Target store I go to the most now is built on to the outside of an old mall and replaced another about 30 blocks away on the same street. Well, not replaced, but they closed one right before this one opened and some of the staff transferred. My favorite is this sassy older black man who can scan all your items in about 30 seconds while making it look effortless. He's probably worked at Target for decades. The other cashiers at some local Targets are a balance between kids and women in their 40s/50s.

your native bacon (mh), Friday, 17 August 2012 03:00 (twelve years ago) link

When we had fewer Target stores people named them according to neighborhood stereotypes:
- Tarjay: bourgeois suburb Target
- Targhetto: self-explanatory
- Targentino: Italian side of town

your native bacon (mh), Friday, 17 August 2012 03:03 (twelve years ago) link

wow, midwest target diversity

though i remember having similar distinctions about malls as a teenager

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Friday, 17 August 2012 03:23 (twelve years ago) link

this is the Target ad I love, mostly because when it came out my SIL and her partner were moving into a new house and my wife and I joked that this is what they did while unpacking:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfqEG7ZPO1k

Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Friday, 17 August 2012 03:28 (twelve years ago) link

three months pass...

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/10/10/1141724/-Walmart-fuels-inequality-epidemic-taking-advantage-of-our-safety-net#

Walmart has become the number one driver behind the growing use of food stamps in the United States with "as many as 80 percent of workers in Wal-Mart stores using food stamps."

curmudgeon, Monday, 26 November 2012 16:43 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.washingtonmonthly.com/political-animal-a/2012_11/the_walmart_way_is_not_the_onl041379.php

Costco pays employees more

curmudgeon, Monday, 26 November 2012 16:46 (eleven years ago) link

Costco is a members-only place with an emphasis on bulk goods, but the Sam's Club/Costco comparison is a good one and Wal-Mart comes out looking horrible.

mh, Monday, 26 November 2012 16:47 (eleven years ago) link

I think the "you have to have a big family" aspect of Costco is greatly exaggerated, although you do have to have a bit of discipline in order to make optimal use of the place.

drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Monday, 26 November 2012 17:03 (eleven years ago) link

In a statement from the United States, Wal-Mart said, “While we are trying to determine if the factory has a current relationship with Walmart or one of our suppliers, fire safety is a critically important area of Walmart’s factory audit program and we have been working across the apparel industry to improve fire safety education and training in Bangladesh.”

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/11/26/world/asia/bangladesh-fire-kills-more-than-100-and-injures-many.html

saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Monday, 26 November 2012 17:12 (eleven years ago) link

I worked for Walmart in 1999-2001 as a cashier and I was making pretty good money ($10+/hr by the end of it) and working plenty of full-time weeks. Though yeah that was over 10 years ago so maybe things have changed. They were pretty anti-union back then too fwiw.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 26 November 2012 17:53 (eleven years ago) link

walmart for president

Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Monday, 26 November 2012 19:22 (eleven years ago) link

eleven months pass...

Rented a RugDoctor from the kiosk at Wal-Mart yesterday. I attempted to return it today and see nothing but a blank screen at the kiosk. I ask an employee if the machine is not working, and she takes one cursory glance at it, and says "must be down", and walks away. Then I ask her what I'm supposed to do with the heavy machine I'm holding and need to return, presuming that since there's a machine in their store, they know who to contact.

Instead, she says "Be right back", then comes back with a supervisor who says "It must be down. You'll need to call RugDoctor and explain the situation to them. We'll vouch for you." They also tell me I can return it at another Walmart with the kiosks (I think this is BS - the kiosks only have enough door slots for the machines that originated at their location).

I really do not want to haul the thing back to my car and into another Walmart, as they're heavy, plus I know RugDoctor isn't going to magically 'waive' my late fees just because I call them, but I do anyway. When I call, it's readily apparently that the store is the one supposed to be calling, because the instructions say for the store to report a kiosk issue at their local district number. All I could do was leave a voicemail.

A couple comes up to rent one and I explain what's going on, and then one of them realizes THE FUCKING THING IS UNPLUGGED, so he plugs it in. Problem solved, we think, but it gets hung up at the startup menu. I found a CS manager to tell her it's plugged in, but stuck at the main menu, and she clearly isn't listening, and walks away, thinking we just need to let it boot. After about fifteen minutes passing and other employees telling us to call RugDoctor ourselves, I called corporate to complain, and one of the other customers found the manager again to tell her we still needed help, as the machine hadn't booted (since she wasn't listening).

First supervisor comes back and basically barks at me "I told you I was gonna call, didn't you hear me" (which she didn't), then finally picks up the phone to call them (it's been about 45 minutes now). The other supervisors have no idea what to do or if they even have a key to open it. Then, the manager asks the CUSTOMER to unplug it and replug it in, and after 5 minutes, it's working.

So basically, wasted an hour in a Walmart talking to five managers over a goddamn unplugged machine. This is why I never visit Wal-Marts (well that and because of the people that typically visit them!)

Lesbian has fucking riffs for days (Neanderthal), Sunday, 24 November 2013 00:39 (ten years ago) link

Those people are just Neanderthals.

peace on earth and mercy mild (how's life), Sunday, 24 November 2013 00:53 (ten years ago) link

http://www.walmart.com/ip/23127186

signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 3 December 2013 22:00 (ten years ago) link

four months pass...

If Walmart paid its workers a living wage, the price of your macaroni and cheese would go up by one penny

but even a penny more might cause walmart to lose a customer. and walmart can't . . . bear . . . to . . . lose . . . even . . . one . . . customer.

http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/ftpuploads/bloguploads/0513/more-mentalnicktoons-krabs2.jpg

Daniel, Esq 2, Sunday, 6 April 2014 17:10 (ten years ago) link

i love target's fascist aesthetic; plus the one here has actual sidewalks (some of the few in my town!) extending out into the parking lot, so you can push your whisper-quiet plastic fascist shopping cart to yr car without checking behind yr shoulder every two seconds. plus there are three or four trees planted nearby! it's like versailles.

my hometown wal-mart has been a dud since i was in high school and it stopped staying open 24 hrs cuz we used to go there ~2AM to play sardines.

difficult listening hour, Sunday, 6 April 2014 18:02 (ten years ago) link

ten months pass...

maybe walmart does to but target has good surveillance, it p much caught this kidnapper/murderer this was an interesting/terrifying true crime ep i saw recently

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Kelsey_Smith

johnny crunch, Sunday, 22 February 2015 01:49 (nine years ago) link

one year passes...

Alice Walton knows where her bread is buttered

http://usuncut.com/politics/alice-walton-hillary-clinton/

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 28 February 2016 16:12 (eight years ago) link

six months pass...

uh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EUxCGnkWcI

pplains, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 02:02 (eight years ago) link

ten months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/8G3O0Pv.jpg

#IMPOTUS (Sanpaku), Thursday, 10 August 2017 22:28 (seven years ago) link

five years pass...

some of the Targets near us are hilariously incompetent at delivering products.

Last December, I was over one of my close friends' houses, and Target had delivered a bunch of christmas gifts to the door, but instead of putting the toy inside a Target box, they just slapped a Target sticker on the product's box, and their daughter found it at the door so they had to give her gift early.

but today, another one of my friends ordered Nintendo Switch controllers, paying $80 for them. instead of getting a box with two switch controllers, they got an envelope with a cardboard endcap display featuring a picture of both controllers. i feel bad for the friend but i'm having a hard time not giggling at the image they shared.

the manwich horror (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 17 May 2023 17:26 (one year ago) link


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