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I have 6 throw pillows in the living room. 5 are from Target. The other one has pugs on it and was a gift.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 7 June 2012 00:14 (twelve years ago) link
Also everyone totally otm about spending extra money at Target. What I need = dog food and tp. What I walk out with = dog food, tp, a cute lipstick, oh what a nice little notebook, man these Archer Farms fruit snacks sure look good, oh don't I need some greeting cards etc.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 7 June 2012 00:15 (twelve years ago) link
^^^
otm
I also should add that Target is 1.1 miles from me (significantly less if I walk), while the nearest WalMart is 4.6 miles away.
― heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 7 June 2012 00:19 (twelve years ago) link
There are two Targets 1.8 miles from each other on Broadway here in town. I don't get it. My family is all jealous. "There's nothing more fun than Target-hopping!" NB we all just shop the clearance racks most of the time.
― Word of Wisdom Robots (Abbbottt), Thursday, 7 June 2012 00:38 (twelve years ago) link
I haven't gone to Target in a long time because the closest one is always too busy for me and I end up feeling claustrophobic. No great loss.
― Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Thursday, 7 June 2012 00:42 (twelve years ago) link
yeah target is too close to my office and they just built a brand shiny new one not far from my house. watch $$$ fly out of my wallet.
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 7 June 2012 01:13 (twelve years ago) link
that spending too much money thing at target thing is another check in the awesome column for target
the target and walmart near me are definitely the "meeting of cultures" spot in san diego
― the late great, Thursday, 7 June 2012 01:20 (twelve years ago) link
I live in Arkansas which means I can jump in the air and land somewhere 200 yards away from a Walmart.
― pplains, Thursday, 7 June 2012 01:36 (twelve years ago) link
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4fdu4G4qK1rsat8no7_400.gif
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 7 June 2012 01:53 (twelve years ago) link
...but when you buy a spear at Wal-Mart, they have an employee walk you to your car with it!
― Hare Kinsey (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 7 June 2012 02:06 (twelve years ago) link
i swear to god this isnt meant to sound judgy but im amazed at how many of you guys buy food at these places
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 7 June 2012 02:12 (twelve years ago) link
Really though, I probably know WAAAAAAYYYY too much about the different sides of Wal-Mart (both Mom & Sis used to be Merch Reps) and they are pretty damn bad on most fronts.
The two things that they do have on Target:
― Hare Kinsey (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 7 June 2012 02:20 (twelve years ago) link
Most stores have at least a few items that meet your idea of the right product at the right price better than any other store. When you figure out what a store is 'good for', you tend to return, but only for those few items. This is not a very interesting fact, but it is a fact of modern post-industrial life.
As it happens, I don't have a local Wal-Mart and the nearest Target is somewhat further than I want to drive on a regular basis, so this gives Target a very tiny edge by being not entirely irrelevant to my life, although it nearly is.
― Aimless, Thursday, 7 June 2012 03:23 (twelve years ago) link
tbh the one thing I like about Wal-Mart is ~~~some~~~ of them in rural areas carry knitting stuff, yarn and needles.
― Word of Wisdom Robots (Abbbottt), Thursday, 7 June 2012 03:44 (twelve years ago) link
This saved my life when I was visiting my parents and ran out of yarn.
Walmart staff seems to 70% middle-aged women sporting injuries - eyepatches, slings, neckbraces...it's v weird.
ahaha
― dell (del), Thursday, 7 June 2012 03:59 (twelve years ago) link
i wondered whether someone might rep for walmart itt out of creepy fascination/out of appreciation for its weird dystopian late capitalist John Carpenter/mall-horror vibe. like with 24 hour supermarkets, just intriguingly artificial & sense-overloading places to drift around.
i have a friend who's like that and who used to really enjoy going to walmart at 2am. his thing was "everything's so fucked up beyond repair that you might as well enjoy the fucked-upness of it all"
i don't get much enjoyment out of the walmart experience, but i find fast food restaurants and mall food courts fascinating for similar reasons. they're very odd environments
i miss living in a place where there are 24-hour supermarkets. it's entertaining to see what kind of ppl are food-shopping at 3:30am or to be able to buy breadcrumbs or pancake batter while the rest of the world is sleeping
― dell (del), Thursday, 7 June 2012 04:07 (twelve years ago) link
Y'all can take my word for it right now -- Walgreens is NOT the place to be at 11:00 at night. God knows what's happening in there four hours from now.
― pplains, Thursday, 7 June 2012 04:09 (twelve years ago) link
i go to target all the damn time, impossible not to, kinda
i grew up with a wal-mart. i remember the music section at the one in my hometown filed led zeppelin under Z. every one i've been to recently has been a tiring and unhappy experience. it's the quality of the light, i think. tho i feel like ppl need to get with the WM experience in a solidarity kind of way.
on a political level they aren't that distinguishable. lol "consumer choice"
xp oof walgreens. late night drugstore vibe is really unseemly.
― goole, Thursday, 7 June 2012 04:11 (twelve years ago) link
Walmart at night can be tough to navigate because the aisles are crowded with restockers and pallets of merch.
― Trey Imaginary Songz (WmC), Thursday, 7 June 2012 04:13 (twelve years ago) link
The real misery Walmart causes is in their supply chain, do some reading about the abuse of temps in their distribution centers if you have time. I work in a Walmart factory supplier.
― Josiah Alan, Thursday, 7 June 2012 04:17 (twelve years ago) link
My job is like 90% Hispanic and Hmong temps, 10% Caucasian office staff.
― Josiah Alan, Thursday, 7 June 2012 04:20 (twelve years ago) link
It took me a long time to step foot back into a WMT. I used to sell photography packages for American Studios inside rural Wal-Marts that weren't big enough to have their own studio.
Still have one part PTSD, one part Stockholm Syndrome about the place, tbh.
― pplains, Thursday, 7 June 2012 04:21 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.alternet.org/labor/154020/wal-mart_warehouse_workers_move_ahead_in_fight_for_justice/
― Josiah Alan, Thursday, 7 June 2012 04:27 (twelve years ago) link
re: food, Super Targets around here have full grocery stores inside with produce/meat at least as good as Kroger/Tom Thumb, if not better. And we only have one Trader Joe's about half an hour away when it opens.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 7 June 2012 04:35 (twelve years ago) link
I just read taht walamrt is actually trialing robo-stocking of shelves
― The Cheerfull Turtle (Latham Green), Thursday, 7 June 2012 19:53 (twelve years ago) link
target will stock robots HOORAY
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 7 June 2012 19:53 (twelve years ago) link
I wonder if the walmart robots will be injured and middle aged like the ladies that work there now - plus will they have cameras with a feed to peopleofwalmart.com
― The Cheerfull Turtle (Latham Green), Thursday, 7 June 2012 20:01 (twelve years ago) link
there's a Walmart in Greenpoint?
― go down on you in a thyatrr (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 7 June 2012 20:03 (twelve years ago) link
I have always had knowledgable clerks at Wal-Mart in the gun department, when I'm trying to figure out what ammunition I want.
― Euler, Thursday, 7 June 2012 20:05 (twelve years ago) link
do they make a gun that can shoot paintballs full of pepper spray? - for use against racoons
― The Cheerfull Turtle (Latham Green), Thursday, 7 June 2012 20:07 (twelve years ago) link
do they sell t-shirt guns, y/n
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 7 June 2012 20:07 (twelve years ago) link
do they sell a gun that shoots beer into your mouth?
― The Cheerfull Turtle (Latham Green), Thursday, 7 June 2012 20:11 (twelve years ago) link
yes but you can only really use it once
― I want L'interieur chicken, not Hausu chicken (jjjusten), Thursday, 7 June 2012 20:14 (twelve years ago) link
they have low, low prices on ammo I gotta say
I like Target hand soap, by contrast.
― Euler, Thursday, 7 June 2012 20:15 (twelve years ago) link
good candles too
― go down on you in a thyatrr (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 7 June 2012 20:16 (twelve years ago) link
heh-heh
no actually this wuz near where billy clinton lived. during the clinton years.
― dell (del), Thursday, 7 June 2012 20:30 (twelve years ago) link
Target started carrying a lot more aspirational soap + candle brands like Caldrea and stuff
I think it's the same company as that Meyer's Green Day cleaning products stuff, actually
I am a 31 year old male who likes buying cleaning products and stuff that smells good don't judge me
― mh, Thursday, 7 June 2012 20:31 (twelve years ago) link
* rubs green tea-scented lotion from Target into hands *
― mh, Thursday, 7 June 2012 20:32 (twelve years ago) link
i've some target dental floss and as someone mentioned upthread, many of their in-house products have better graphic design going on than do the name brand competitors. especially since proctor and gamble got rid of their "we worship satan" progrock wizard logo
― dell (del), Thursday, 7 June 2012 20:32 (twelve years ago) link
dude i think that is called sanity. if all guys were into aromatherapeutic cleaning products then our children would have a chance at a thermonuclearwarless future
so please rock on with your aspirational soaps. you have the right idea
― dell (del), Thursday, 7 June 2012 20:37 (twelve years ago) link
yankee candles are for frat guys and inveterate stoners who live in dominos pizza box hovels
― dell (del), Thursday, 7 June 2012 20:39 (twelve years ago) link
there, i said it
― dell (del), Thursday, 7 June 2012 20:40 (twelve years ago) link
Target's applesauce is bad
― The Cheerfull Turtle (Latham Green), Thursday, 7 June 2012 20:41 (twelve years ago) link
ugh
― dell (del), Thursday, 7 June 2012 20:42 (twelve years ago) link
do you mean "bad" like b.a. good?
― dell (del), Thursday, 7 June 2012 20:43 (twelve years ago) link
I mean like it feels like it has some sort of detritus in it
― The Cheerfull Turtle (Latham Green), Thursday, 7 June 2012 20:44 (twelve years ago) link
i bought a target ("archer farms") ham once. was p good. tasted like normal ham. their salty snacks are good too. don't really know beyond that.
i shouldn't have repped for target brand food in the first place. i started out intending to compliment their packaging and product design, especially their toys and holiday merch. they have kids workshop and kitchen toy sets (lol, i know) that are way cooler and cheaper than anything similar on the market. if i had kids, i'd buy the shit out of that stuff. and their halloween stuff is wonderful.
― spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Thursday, 7 June 2012 20:46 (twelve years ago) link
old moms in momjeans and sweaters and grannies like Yankee Candles too
― mh, Thursday, 7 June 2012 20:46 (twelve years ago) link
eh, they're not really people though imo
― dell (del), Thursday, 7 June 2012 20:48 (twelve years ago) link