Target or Walmart

i have a friend who's like that and who used to really enjoy going to walmart at 2am. his thing was "everything's so fucked up beyond repair that you might as well enjoy the fucked-upness of it all"

there's a Walmart in Greenpoint?

I have always had knowledgable clerks at Wal-Mart in the gun department, when I'm trying to figure out what ammunition I want.

do they make a gun that can shoot paintballs full of pepper spray? - for use against racoons

do they sell t-shirt guns, y/n

do they sell a gun that shoots beer into your mouth?

yes but you can only really use it once

they have low, low prices on ammo I gotta say

I like Target hand soap, by contrast.

good candles too

there's a Walmart in Greenpoint?

heh-heh

no actually this wuz near where billy clinton lived. during the clinton years.

Target started carrying a lot more aspirational soap + candle brands like Caldrea and stuff

I think it's the same company as that Meyer's Green Day cleaning products stuff, actually

I am a 31 year old male who likes buying cleaning products and stuff that smells good don't judge me

* rubs green tea-scented lotion from Target into hands *

i've some target dental floss and as someone mentioned upthread, many of their in-house products have better graphic design going on than do the name brand competitors. especially since proctor and gamble got rid of their "we worship satan" progrock wizard logo

I am a 31 year old male who likes buying cleaning products and stuff that smells good don't judge me

dude i think that is called sanity. if all guys were into aromatherapeutic cleaning products then our children would have a chance at a thermonuclearwarless future

so please rock on with your aspirational soaps. you have the right idea

yankee candles are for frat guys and inveterate stoners who live in dominos pizza box hovels

there, i said it

Target's applesauce is bad

ugh

do you mean "bad" like b.a. good?

I mean like it feels like it has some sort of detritus in it

i bought a target ("archer farms") ham once. was p good. tasted like normal ham. their salty snacks are good too. don't really know beyond that.

i shouldn't have repped for target brand food in the first place. i started out intending to compliment their packaging and product design, especially their toys and holiday merch. they have kids workshop and kitchen toy sets (lol, i know) that are way cooler and cheaper than anything similar on the market. if i had kids, i'd buy the shit out of that stuff. and their halloween stuff is wonderful.

old moms in momjeans and sweaters and grannies like Yankee Candles too

eh, they're not really people though imo

fair enough

they have kids workshop and kitchen toy sets (lol, i know) that are way cooler and cheaper than anything similar on the market.

nah, i totally can relate. since they stopped making incandescent lightbulbs and made everyone buy those florescent ones, it's almost impossible to build your own e-z bake oven

I hate all scented candles ever

maybe you just have shitty ones with bad scents rather than good ones that smell like bamboo or cilantro

go back to AUSTRIA-LAND!!

how dare you

"this candle smells like a kangaroo's pouch, just like home"

I DON'T WANT MY CANDLES TO SMELL LIKE THINGS

and I will stay right here, thank you very much mr racistpants

fake smells smell like fake smells

the end

since when is "australian" a race

was recently thinking that fake watermelon smell is the best fake smell

in fact I might think that fake watermelon TASTE is better than real watermelon taste, at least in the Jolly Rancher version

jolly ranchers are the best fake tastes

the wax-scented candles are pretty inoffensive

Kudzu scented candles are really nice. I didn't even know kudzu flowers had a scent until a local candlemaker started selling them.

since when is "australian" a race

it's pretty much a race to the bottom down there with the exception of yahoo serious

if u love scented candles so much why don't you marry them

jerkface

or marry yahoo serious

still illegal in most of the lower 48 iirc

kinda off topic but just fyi mh you wanna get on some of this, it is a grade:

http://ekostils.lv/131-162-large/ecover-washing-up-liquid-with-grapefruit-and-green-tea-1l.jpg

two of my favorite things together!

eugh, fake watermelon is horrid

I hate all scented candles ever

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, June 7, 2012 1:50 PM (6 minutes ago)

fake grapefruit scent is amazing, so long as it's not in a candol

target's knockoff peak freans are NOT as good as genuine peak freans (though I called them and asked if they were made in the peak freans factory, and they were very cagey about it.) target's tim tams ARE as good as genuine tim tams, or at least they're as good as taiwanese tim tams.

^ these are made up things

"peak freans", for instance, is clearly a drug reference

anything canadian is a drug reference. e.g. toques, Rush

knockoff timtams are satisfactory when the real thing is not available but they aren't as good as the real thing imo

I hate that AC mOORE smell of "every synthetic fraganace in the worl d at once"