I mean like it feels like it has some sort of detritus in it
― The Cheerfull Turtle (Latham Green), Thursday, 7 June 2012 20:44 (thirteen years ago)
i bought a target ("archer farms") ham once. was p good. tasted like normal ham. their salty snacks are good too. don't really know beyond that.
i shouldn't have repped for target brand food in the first place. i started out intending to compliment their packaging and product design, especially their toys and holiday merch. they have kids workshop and kitchen toy sets (lol, i know) that are way cooler and cheaper than anything similar on the market. if i had kids, i'd buy the shit out of that stuff. and their halloween stuff is wonderful.
― spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Thursday, 7 June 2012 20:46 (thirteen years ago)
old moms in momjeans and sweaters and grannies like Yankee Candles too
― mh, Thursday, 7 June 2012 20:46 (thirteen years ago)
eh, they're not really people though imo
― dell (del), Thursday, 7 June 2012 20:48 (thirteen years ago)
fair enough
― mh, Thursday, 7 June 2012 20:48 (thirteen years ago)
they have kids workshop and kitchen toy sets (lol, i know) that are way cooler and cheaper than anything similar on the market.
nah, i totally can relate. since they stopped making incandescent lightbulbs and made everyone buy those florescent ones, it's almost impossible to build your own e-z bake oven
― dell (del), Thursday, 7 June 2012 20:49 (thirteen years ago)
I hate all scented candles ever
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 7 June 2012 20:50 (thirteen years ago)
maybe you just have shitty ones with bad scents rather than good ones that smell like bamboo or cilantro
― mh, Thursday, 7 June 2012 20:51 (thirteen years ago)
go back to AUSTRIA-LAND!!
― dell (del), Thursday, 7 June 2012 20:52 (thirteen years ago)
how dare you
― dell (del), Thursday, 7 June 2012 20:53 (thirteen years ago)
"this candle smells like a kangaroo's pouch, just like home"
― mh, Thursday, 7 June 2012 20:54 (thirteen years ago)
I DON'T WANT MY CANDLES TO SMELL LIKE THINGS
and I will stay right here, thank you very much mr racistpants
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 7 June 2012 20:54 (thirteen years ago)
fake smells smell like fake smells
the end
since when is "australian" a race
― mh, Thursday, 7 June 2012 20:55 (thirteen years ago)
was recently thinking that fake watermelon smell is the best fake smell
in fact I might think that fake watermelon TASTE is better than real watermelon taste, at least in the Jolly Rancher version
― Euler, Thursday, 7 June 2012 20:56 (thirteen years ago)
jolly ranchers are the best fake tastes
― mh, Thursday, 7 June 2012 20:57 (thirteen years ago)
the wax-scented candles are pretty inoffensive
― dell (del), Thursday, 7 June 2012 20:58 (thirteen years ago)
Kudzu scented candles are really nice. I didn't even know kudzu flowers had a scent until a local candlemaker started selling them.
― Trey Imaginary Songz (WmC), Thursday, 7 June 2012 20:58 (thirteen years ago)
it's pretty much a race to the bottom down there with the exception of yahoo serious
― dell (del), Thursday, 7 June 2012 20:59 (thirteen years ago)
if u love scented candles so much why don't you marry them
jerkface
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 7 June 2012 21:03 (thirteen years ago)
or marry yahoo serious
still illegal in most of the lower 48 iirc
― mh, Thursday, 7 June 2012 21:03 (thirteen years ago)
kinda off topic but just fyi mh you wanna get on some of this, it is a grade:
http://ekostils.lv/131-162-large/ecover-washing-up-liquid-with-grapefruit-and-green-tea-1l.jpg
― blossom smulch (schlump), Thursday, 7 June 2012 21:08 (thirteen years ago)
two of my favorite things together!
― mh, Thursday, 7 June 2012 21:09 (thirteen years ago)
eugh, fake watermelon is horrid
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, June 7, 2012 1:50 PM (6 minutes ago)
― spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Thursday, 7 June 2012 21:13 (thirteen years ago)
fake grapefruit scent is amazing, so long as it's not in a candol
target's knockoff peak freans are NOT as good as genuine peak freans (though I called them and asked if they were made in the peak freans factory, and they were very cagey about it.) target's tim tams ARE as good as genuine tim tams, or at least they're as good as taiwanese tim tams.
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 7 June 2012 22:03 (thirteen years ago)
^ these are made up things
― spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Thursday, 7 June 2012 22:06 (thirteen years ago)
"peak freans", for instance, is clearly a drug reference
― spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Thursday, 7 June 2012 22:07 (thirteen years ago)
anything canadian is a drug reference. e.g. toques, Rush
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 7 June 2012 22:07 (thirteen years ago)
knockoff timtams are satisfactory when the real thing is not available but they aren't as good as the real thing imo
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 7 June 2012 23:20 (thirteen years ago)
I hate that AC mOORE smell of "every synthetic fraganace in the worl d at once"
― The Cheerfull Turtle (Latham Green), Friday, 8 June 2012 12:58 (thirteen years ago)
Target started carrying a lot more aspirational soap + candle brands like Caldrea and stuff
I think it's the same company as that Meyer's Green Day cleaning products stuff, actually
I am a 31 year old male who likes buying cleaning products and stuff that smells good don't judge me
― mh, Thursday, June 7, 2012 4:31 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I got two of those candles the other day. They're soy ones that smell fresh and awesome and not heavily perfumed or cloying like YC. Yes, I bought them at Target. I may have a small Target problem.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 8 June 2012 16:06 (thirteen years ago)
"Target - we know what you like and what you are willing to pay for it."
― The Cheerfull Turtle (Latham Green), Friday, 8 June 2012 18:52 (thirteen years ago)
otm
― mh, Friday, 8 June 2012 19:45 (thirteen years ago)
i am starting to accept that i love going to target. the way every store is the same bc target stores are always newer than walmart stores makes me feel like i am in the same store all the time even at a different location. that makes no sense to anyone. anyway i like to buy cleaning products that smell good. i get the "natural" dish soap and detergent and method stuff. i don't like to clean though!
― kneel aurmstrong (harbl), Saturday, 9 June 2012 14:01 (thirteen years ago)
I'm going to Target now! Anyone need anything?
― a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 9 June 2012 14:07 (thirteen years ago)
target smells like plastic offgassing to me. walmart smells like newspaper recycling plant. costco smells like cardboard.
― Philip Nunez, Saturday, 9 June 2012 14:36 (thirteen years ago)
A new super Target is opening two blocks from my work, so now I can pick up grocery items on the way home. I haven't lived in a Walmart friendly area since they became ubiquitous so I have only been to Walmart once ~ 1997, on a special trip with a friend who was going for a particular thing. I have actively fought against Walmart's business practices but tbh if they open one of their city sized grocery stores walking distance from our house, I would shop there.
― carl agatha, Saturday, 9 June 2012 14:37 (thirteen years ago)
Since Target started one state away, we have had them forever. I remember going to Target 25 years ago, long before Wal-Mart came here.
― mh, Saturday, 9 June 2012 15:17 (thirteen years ago)
I should clarify that there are no other grocery stores w/in easy walking distance. If there were, I would not embrace a Walmart.
― carl agatha, Saturday, 9 June 2012 15:20 (thirteen years ago)
Can I ask what the heck Target Commercial Interiors is? There's one near my house and it's one of those stores that feels too mysterious to enter.
― Word of Wisdom Robots (Abbbottt), Saturday, 9 June 2012 15:25 (thirteen years ago)
it sounds like it's run by the weather underground
― blossom smulch (schlump), Saturday, 9 June 2012 15:28 (thirteen years ago)
how do u hug a walmart with nuclear arms
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 9 June 2012 15:45 (thirteen years ago)
We've got a Walmart Neighborhood Market next door to a Walmart Supercenter. It's ridiculous.
― pplains, Saturday, 9 June 2012 16:11 (thirteen years ago)
Target with a Starbucks inside that has a Target gift card kiosk that has a mini-rack with Starbucks gift cards
― mh, Saturday, 9 June 2012 16:14 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.ncsx.com/2012/052812/Hungeree/timberlake.jpg
Justin Timberlake, doing his Sam Walton impersonation.
― pplains, Saturday, 9 June 2012 16:17 (thirteen years ago)
Can you use a Target gift card to buy a Starbucks gift card?
― Aimless, Saturday, 9 June 2012 16:17 (thirteen years ago)
Stuff like this does not happen at Target:
http://content.usatoday.com/communities/ondeadline/post/2012/06/cops-woman-shoplifted-and-cooked-meth-inside-walmart/1?csp=34news#.T9QARcV401I
― this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Sunday, 10 June 2012 02:04 (thirteen years ago)
Although IDK maybe sometimes people do lines off a Michael Graves Design mirror
― this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Sunday, 10 June 2012 02:05 (thirteen years ago)