Target or Walmart

how dare you

"this candle smells like a kangaroo's pouch, just like home"

I DON'T WANT MY CANDLES TO SMELL LIKE THINGS

and I will stay right here, thank you very much mr racistpants

fake smells smell like fake smells

the end

since when is "australian" a race

was recently thinking that fake watermelon smell is the best fake smell

in fact I might think that fake watermelon TASTE is better than real watermelon taste, at least in the Jolly Rancher version

jolly ranchers are the best fake tastes

the wax-scented candles are pretty inoffensive

Kudzu scented candles are really nice. I didn't even know kudzu flowers had a scent until a local candlemaker started selling them.

since when is "australian" a race

it's pretty much a race to the bottom down there with the exception of yahoo serious

if u love scented candles so much why don't you marry them

jerkface

or marry yahoo serious

still illegal in most of the lower 48 iirc

kinda off topic but just fyi mh you wanna get on some of this, it is a grade:

http://ekostils.lv/131-162-large/ecover-washing-up-liquid-with-grapefruit-and-green-tea-1l.jpg

two of my favorite things together!

eugh, fake watermelon is horrid

I hate all scented candles ever

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, June 7, 2012 1:50 PM (6 minutes ago)

fake grapefruit scent is amazing, so long as it's not in a candol

target's knockoff peak freans are NOT as good as genuine peak freans (though I called them and asked if they were made in the peak freans factory, and they were very cagey about it.) target's tim tams ARE as good as genuine tim tams, or at least they're as good as taiwanese tim tams.

^ these are made up things

"peak freans", for instance, is clearly a drug reference

anything canadian is a drug reference. e.g. toques, Rush

knockoff timtams are satisfactory when the real thing is not available but they aren't as good as the real thing imo

I hate that AC mOORE smell of "every synthetic fraganace in the worl d at once"

Target started carrying a lot more aspirational soap + candle brands like Caldrea and stuff

I think it's the same company as that Meyer's Green Day cleaning products stuff, actually

I am a 31 year old male who likes buying cleaning products and stuff that smells good don't judge me

― mh, Thursday, June 7, 2012 4:31 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I got two of those candles the other day. They're soy ones that smell fresh and awesome and not heavily perfumed or cloying like YC. Yes, I bought them at Target. I may have a small Target problem.

"Target - we know what you like and what you are willing to pay for it."

otm

i am starting to accept that i love going to target. the way every store is the same bc target stores are always newer than walmart stores makes me feel like i am in the same store all the time even at a different location. that makes no sense to anyone. anyway i like to buy cleaning products that smell good. i get the "natural" dish soap and detergent and method stuff. i don't like to clean though!

I'm going to Target now! Anyone need anything?

target smells like plastic offgassing to me. walmart smells like newspaper recycling plant. costco smells like cardboard.

A new super Target is opening two blocks from my work, so now I can pick up grocery items on the way home. I haven't lived in a Walmart friendly area since they became ubiquitous so I have only been to Walmart once ~ 1997, on a special trip with a friend who was going for a particular thing. I have actively fought against Walmart's business practices but tbh if they open one of their city sized grocery stores walking distance from our house, I would shop there.

Since Target started one state away, we have had them forever. I remember going to Target 25 years ago, long before Wal-Mart came here.

I should clarify that there are no other grocery stores w/in easy walking distance. If there were, I would not embrace a Walmart.

Can I ask what the heck Target Commercial Interiors is? There's one near my house and it's one of those stores that feels too mysterious to enter.

it sounds like it's run by the weather underground

how do u hug a walmart with nuclear arms

We've got a Walmart Neighborhood Market next door to a Walmart Supercenter. It's ridiculous.

Target with a Starbucks inside that has a Target gift card kiosk that has a mini-rack with Starbucks gift cards

http://www.ncsx.com/2012/052812/Hungeree/timberlake.jpg

Justin Timberlake, doing his Sam Walton impersonation.

Can you use a Target gift card to buy a Starbucks gift card?

Stuff like this does not happen at Target:

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/ondeadline/post/2012/06/cops-woman-shoplifted-and-cooked-meth-inside-walmart/1?csp=34news#.T9QARcV401I

Although IDK maybe sometimes people do lines off a Michael Graves Design mirror

Liberty of London absinthe parties in the haberdashery section

if you feel bad about buying something from walmart but you buy stuff from amazon you gotta recheck your feelbad math, amazon is really worse than both these guys.

anyway I like walking around these stores. they will make great megachurches.

Amazon is pretty evil up and down the line. The stories about their warehouse operations etc., plus I've heard that they fuck suppliers over hardcore.

and they have a side project where they discovered that the market clearing wage in america is like 50 cents an hour

Too busy to read what you're saying too busy clicking on my amazon order.

I have a friend who did warehouse/back room work at Target in Minneapolis and apparently the downtown one is a coveted position and is kind of fun.

i find target as depressing as the kmarts of yore

K marts - "Joe Boxer"

Was in Kmart yesterday buying antibacterial fluid for my Swiffer. Wondered about buying a pair of Craftsman boots (or any of the other off-brand work boots they carry. Like, I don't really need a pair of Red Wings to dig holes in my yard, right?

Martha Stewart workboots