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Liberty of London absinthe parties in the haberdashery section

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 10 June 2012 02:48 (twelve years ago) link

if you feel bad about buying something from walmart but you buy stuff from amazon you gotta recheck your feelbad math, amazon is really worse than both these guys.

anyway I like walking around these stores. they will make great megachurches.

iatee, Monday, 11 June 2012 02:05 (twelve years ago) link

Amazon is pretty evil up and down the line. The stories about their warehouse operations etc., plus I've heard that they fuck suppliers over hardcore.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 11 June 2012 02:07 (twelve years ago) link

and they have a side project where they discovered that the market clearing wage in america is like 50 cents an hour

iatee, Monday, 11 June 2012 02:08 (twelve years ago) link

Too busy to read what you're saying too busy clicking on my amazon order.

I have a friend who did warehouse/back room work at Target in Minneapolis and apparently the downtown one is a coveted position and is kind of fun.

mh, Monday, 11 June 2012 02:17 (twelve years ago) link

i find target as depressing as the kmarts of yore

buzza, Monday, 11 June 2012 02:23 (twelve years ago) link

K marts - "Joe Boxer"

The Cheerfull Turtle (Latham Green), Friday, 15 June 2012 17:48 (twelve years ago) link

Was in Kmart yesterday buying antibacterial fluid for my Swiffer. Wondered about buying a pair of Craftsman boots (or any of the other off-brand work boots they carry. Like, I don't really need a pair of Red Wings to dig holes in my yard, right?

how's life, Friday, 15 June 2012 19:50 (twelve years ago) link

Martha Stewart workboots

The Cheerfull Turtle (Latham Green), Friday, 15 June 2012 19:59 (twelve years ago) link

two months pass...

"private citizens"

Sweet Yin Yang ☯ (Latham Green), Thursday, 16 August 2012 19:09 (eleven years ago) link

sovereign citizens?

how's life, Thursday, 16 August 2012 19:11 (eleven years ago) link

we have great journalists in Maine

Sweet Yin Yang ☯ (Latham Green), Thursday, 16 August 2012 19:13 (eleven years ago) link

can i tell you, recently hsbc sold off its zellers stores to target and walmart
so we started getting targets here
i like walmart. it has a pretty good "ETHNIC FOODS" section that's slightly different based on neighborhood/city and so on 118th ave, there's a section of postramadan snacks, dates, nuts, whatever, and middle eastern groceries that you don't see anywhere else, and decent produce, with a limited but still there section of local and semilocal stuff. and stuff like 4 for $2 cans of snapple.

dylannn, Thursday, 16 August 2012 19:24 (eleven years ago) link

snapple is horrible, imo

your native bacon (mh), Thursday, 16 August 2012 19:30 (eleven years ago) link

what can i drink instead?

(must be sold at walmart)

dylannn, Thursday, 16 August 2012 19:31 (eleven years ago) link

every day as i sift through more and more facebook notifications about people i know "liking" one of these, the more i hate them both

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 16 August 2012 19:40 (eleven years ago) link

Well, so much for Tarjay being the more hipster of the two.

http://i.imgur.com/Ldc9g.jpg

pplains, Thursday, 16 August 2012 19:55 (eleven years ago) link

I bought a Walmart brand floor lamp that has shelves built in; the picture on the box had it stacked with LPs, and Belle & Sebastian were the cover you could see.

dylann where do you live? we've no targets yet in Ontario IIRC

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 16 August 2012 20:01 (eleven years ago) link

currently alberta/british columbia. living in alberta has provided my first positive walmart experiences.

but my target experience is all in the united states. you'll have targets in ontario eventually, right? our targets are set to open in spring 2013.

dylannn, Thursday, 16 August 2012 20:07 (eleven years ago) link

Please tell me that someone has already done this:

http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/5383/targetlogo.jpg

pplains, Thursday, 16 August 2012 20:14 (eleven years ago) link

hahaha

your native bacon (mh), Thursday, 16 August 2012 20:15 (eleven years ago) link

captain canada sheild?

Sweet Yin Yang ☯ (Latham Green), Thursday, 16 August 2012 20:21 (eleven years ago) link

targeting canada

your native bacon (mh), Thursday, 16 August 2012 20:22 (eleven years ago) link

wow that ones unique!

Sweet Yin Yang ☯ (Latham Green), Thursday, 16 August 2012 20:45 (eleven years ago) link

i have very strong feelings about this

walmart forever

target it's like it's so red i swear i can't see when i go in there

and what kind of a name is target

walmart is ancient, classic, tradition, or something !

surm, Thursday, 16 August 2012 20:46 (eleven years ago) link

Targets products failed me again - crappy ice cube tray!

Sweet Yin Yang ☯ (Latham Green), Thursday, 16 August 2012 20:47 (eleven years ago) link

Target and Wal-Mart had their first stores in the same year, 1962.

your native bacon (mh), Thursday, 16 August 2012 20:49 (eleven years ago) link

well, no matter. target is not as welcoming.

surm, Thursday, 16 August 2012 20:49 (eleven years ago) link

what if the twain were merged? like Waltarg? purple?

Sweet Yin Yang ☯ (Latham Green), Thursday, 16 August 2012 20:50 (eleven years ago) link

terrible. there's just something about walmart and kmart that will always trump target. maybe it comes from my time in the south but those are the places you go if you want some real down home retail therapy on a bum afternoon. not target. and that's just the way it is.

surm, Thursday, 16 August 2012 20:52 (eleven years ago) link

no dream in yoru soul for a Tarmart?

Sweet Yin Yang ☯ (Latham Green), Thursday, 16 August 2012 20:53 (eleven years ago) link

dylan - ahh, gotcha. Your mention of HSBC made me think that the Zellers on the west coast were already Targets :) We're scheduled for 2013 stores too.

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 16 August 2012 20:53 (eleven years ago) link

Walmart is the place you go when you want a practical thing - like a cooler, or a camping stove, or windshield wipers

Target is where you go when you want notebooks or a fun new backpack for a trip, or you're buying a birthday present for a not-close friend - they also have better towels than walmart imo

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 16 August 2012 20:56 (eleven years ago) link

Of course Wal-Mart is more down home, they originally expanded through rural areas throughout the south, while Target tended to cluster around more urban/suburban areas, iirc.

Looks like the Target I went to as a kid was probably there since 1972. The first Wal-Marts in the state were rural ones, and not until 1983. I remember my friend's parents would go to one in a small town a half hour away occasionally and we bought silly string one time.

I guess if you want sewing stuff or guns, Wal-Mart is your choice, Target never seems to have too much of that stuff.

your native bacon (mh), Thursday, 16 August 2012 20:57 (eleven years ago) link

i had no idea target had been around so long. i've been to target like maybe 5 or 6 times in my life, so it still has a novelty factor for me. and cuter stuff and maybe better lighting than wal-mart? i can hardly deal with wal-mart.

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Thursday, 16 August 2012 20:59 (eleven years ago) link

maybe even just 3 or 4 times

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Thursday, 16 August 2012 21:00 (eleven years ago) link

target

Jandek at the Disco (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 16 August 2012 21:02 (eleven years ago) link

I remember my mom letting me chill in the area that had magazines while she shopped when I was a kid. I think it was a bigger section than it is these days. I think I flipped through every video game magazine in the store once every couple weeks for years.

your native bacon (mh), Thursday, 16 August 2012 21:03 (eleven years ago) link

A few weeks ago we went to Walmart for some camping essentials and it was in the middle of being remodelled. Oh. My. Christ, what a mistake. We gave up halfway through because we couldn't find anything and the stuff we did find we found by accident. Seriously, it was like someone tipped it upside down and shook it. Bad idea.

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 16 August 2012 21:04 (eleven years ago) link

Somehow Target has tents and inflatable camping mattresses and all that stuff now! I had no idea.

your native bacon (mh), Thursday, 16 August 2012 21:05 (eleven years ago) link

They do! Though the few times we've tried them they seem to have less of a complete array than WM. But maybe that's just us shopping at a smaller than normal target idk

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 16 August 2012 21:08 (eleven years ago) link

my friend recently wanted to rent a car to go to the walmart on long island

which is pretty much my favorite fantasy ever

surm, Thursday, 16 August 2012 21:10 (eleven years ago) link

yeah it seems like the key to never going to these stores is to live in the urban-residential core a big, possibly Canadian city and not have access to a car

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Thursday, 16 August 2012 21:10 (eleven years ago) link

sometimes going to walgrens is like my friday night activity

i know they're not related but i do what i can

surm, Thursday, 16 August 2012 21:13 (eleven years ago) link

I think a lot of people casually buy stuff at walgreens, which is probably why they have the weirdest selection of shit

your native bacon (mh), Thursday, 16 August 2012 21:28 (eleven years ago) link

Hey surm... this is the second-closest Walgreens to me right now - http://winnetka.suntimes.com/business/9908814-420/sushi-at-walgreens-new-state-street-store-offers-urban-format.html.

ms. cookie (carl agatha), Thursday, 16 August 2012 21:31 (eleven years ago) link

I work for a publishing company that put out a 50th anniversary commemoration of Walmart. Check it out for some goofy pictures.

http://www.pageturnpro.com/Arkansas-Business-Group/41134-Wal-Mart-at-50/index.html#1

pplains, Thursday, 16 August 2012 21:35 (eleven years ago) link


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