❀ the cult of: ➥motivational speakers ➥life coaches ➥personal growth gurus ➥new-age charlatans ➥AWESOMENESS FEST

When I was in high school I thought it would be cool to start a cult and rake in suckers' money, but the huge flaw in the plan was always that I'd have to be able to keep a straight face while shoveling all the pulled-from-my-ass dogma. Plus, I'd have to spend all my time in the company of people who genuinely believed what I knew to be utter bullshit. So I have a weird kind of respect for these people, because they're much better at that stuff than I could ever be. Either that or they believe their own bullshit, in which case...I guess I pity them while envying them the money they've made?

i always have a brief pavlovian buckle-my-mental-saftey-belt reaction when i see this thread get bumped

Her "passion" looks to me like a highly uncomfortable itch.

mindvalley changed my life

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haaa one of my fave things about these people is inspirational quotes from ppl nobody has ever heard of:

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“The beauty of life is, while we cannot undo what is done, we can see it, understand it, learn from it and change. So that every new moment is not spent in regret, guilt, fear or anger, but in wisdom, understanding and love” ~Jennifer Edwards

https://www.google.com/search?q=%22The+beauty+of+life+is%2C+while+we+cannot+undo+what+is+done%2C+we+can+see+it%2C+understand+it%2C+learn+from+it+and+change.+So+that+every+new+moment+is+not+spent+in+regret%2C+guilt%2C+fear+or+anger%2C+but+in+wisdom%2C+understanding+and+love%22

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jennifer_Edwards ????

huh

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Heidi_Game

http://o7.no/MVHdfm

your life, your life, your life, your life!

in the sunshine

http://i.imgur.com/CMmQH.jpg

http://www.thesnuggery.org/index.html

http://i.imgur.com/oXPMm.jpg

would snuggle

just focus on the eyes. it made my boner go into witness protection.

At least she's not an affiliate marketer.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xwE0rBDpg1Y/SDLSFMviYiI/AAAAAAAABGo/aoqzCTfWSQY/s400/wide-eyes-dog.jpg

just focus on the eyes. it made my boner go into witness protection.

― Spectrum, Wednesday, July 11, 2012 8:48 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

needs a z s gif treatment.

Can I snuggle that dog?

i don't really think this belongs here but i don't know where else to put it:
http://www.twinfocuscapital.com/team-taryn.html

"family cousin"

"chromosome-close" idk what that even means

like chromosomes get really close to each other during meiosis when (wikipedia helps me remember 9th grade) synapsis occurs but idk if that's what she meant

oh dear god Mordy why did you post that, I can't believe I just read about six bios

Mordy, that is amazing and horrible, please explain what it is and who wrote those .... things

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Everything that the establishment has told you is wrong with you - is actually what's right with you.

You see things others don't. You are hardwired to change the world. Unlike 9 out of 10 people - your mind is irrepressible - and this threatens authority. You were born to be a revolutionary.

You can't stand rules because in your heart you know there's a better way.

You have strengths dangerous to the establishment - and it wants them eliminated, So your whole life you've been told your strengths were weaknesses - Now I'm telling you otherwise.

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http://www.wayseermanifesto.com/img/wayseers/back.png

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how is that not a 'state' alum

they definitely chose the typeface with the smallest perceptible difference between the shapes of question mark & exclamation mark.

Crave risk and excitement!
Have an addictive personality!
Rebel against authority!
Think differently!

*whistles*

http://i.imgur.com/V3eJq.jpg

*whistles*

go gr80, go gr80, go gr80 go

ladies and gentlemen, garret loporto sneaks into a u2 concert

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/garret-loporto/how-to-pull-off-the-impos_b_180971.html

loooool holy shit

Pretty sure that guy would be into shoplifting

xxxpost <3 u gr80

I suddenly get a strong inner impulse to join the procession of ticket holders, so I hop around the crowd barricade into the stream of ticket holders and start cheering like I'm one of those lucky fuckers getting into the U2 show...

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hmm

strong inner impulse is telling me to punch him in the face

haha, you know it's not like dude's completely off his gourd. carpe diem, you know? and i don't think following impulses & intuition is a terrible way to experience life BUT HAVING SAID THAT i think we can learn a lot about this dude's terrible values from the fact that his MIRACLE was sneaking in to a U2 concert without paying

i think the elitism and appeals to elitism are my favorite part tbh

― call all destroyer, Thursday, February 2, 2012 4:49 PM (5 months ago)

lol that concert happened 10 mins from my house

I was going through this thread again and I want to give a shoutout to that Free Your Mind theme song video underrated aerosmith posted, great song, I feel blessed

also thanking u gr8080 for Anthony Michael Samson revival

this lady has a show on showtime and its the most terrible thing ive ever been unable to stop watching

http://www.partnerplayshop.com/BlissCoach.html

I offer books, classes, sessions, parties and playshops to activate the second chakra, or sex center, which is also the source of creativity.

she has come up before around here somewhere, she's part of that Tantra Theater group.

lol i knew she looked familiar