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http://www.ironarmyclothing.com/Images/Blog/tommy_lee_450.jpg

Work-use aside, overalls work for folks like Tommy Lee who basically just want to put on and take off a single piece of clothing.

the argument could be made that for him, that's also work use

what does his underwear say?

One time back in Richmond I went to meet this potential drummer who responded to an ad of mine, and his girlfriend met me at the door donning that overalls with nothing underneath look. It was NOT GOOD.

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Forgot about Buddy Guy. That Dexy's cover is nice.

classy

I know no one really cares about Mclusky/Future of the Left, but I just want to point out that dude is one of the best song titlers around. His greatest hits, as far as song titles are concerned:
Lightsabre Cocksucking Blues
My Gymnastic Past
Suddenly It's a Folk Song
Adeadenemyalwayssmellsgood
Collagen Rock
The World Loves Us and Is Our Bitch
No New Wave No Fun
Without MSG I Am Nothing

Bonus for all three Mclusky album names:
My Pain and Sadness Is More Sad and Painful Than Yours
Mclusky Do Dallas
The Difference Between Me and You Is That I'm Not on Fire

You know I care!!!

http://www.arbybean.com/images/music/Pink%20Floyd%20-%20Wish%20You%20Were%20Here.jpg

Those are good titles.

"This Ain't a Scene, It's an Arms Race"
"I'm Like a Lawyer with the Way I'm Always Trying to Get You Off (Me + You)"
"I've Got a Dark Alley and a Bad Idea That Says You Should Shut Your Mouth (Summer Song)"
"You're Crashing, But You're No Wave"
"I've Got All This Ringing in My Ears and None on My Fingers"
"7 Minutes in Heaven (Atavan Halen)"
"Sophomore Slump or Comeback of the Year"
"Champagne for My Real Friends, Real Pain for My Sham Friends"
"I Slept with Someone in Fall Out Boy and All I Got Was This Stupid Song Written about Me"
"A Little Less Sixteen Candles, a Little More 'Touch Me'"
"Get Busy Living or Get Busy Dying (Do Your Part to Save the Scene and Stop Going to Shows)"
"The Carpal Tunnel of Love"

the other ones are better

because they have nothing to do with Fall Out Boy

1. Introduction – 0:38
2. The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide Is Press Coverage – 2:56
3. London Beckoned Songs About Money Written by Machines – 3:26
4. Nails for Breakfast, Tacks for Snacks – 3:26
5. Camisado – 3:14
6. Time to Dance – 3:24
7. Lying Is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off – 3:23
8. Intermission – 2:38
9. But It's Better If You Do – 3:28
10. I Write Sins Not Tragedies – 3:08
11. I Constantly Thank God for Esteban – 3:33
12. There's a Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven't Thought of It Yet – 3:19
13. Build God, Then We'll Talk – 3:43
14. I Write Sins Not Tragedies (Live In Denver) (Japanese Bonus track) – 3:46

The Fall Out Boy one is A+!

Those are all Fall Out Boy titles in that post, from their last two albums. The second post is the Panic! At the Disco album.

"Champagne for My Real Friends, Real Pain for My Sham Friends" is good. And the McClusky ones.

The Difference Between Me and You Is That I'm Not on Fire

^^ my favorite one. So odd, so dry, so funny.

also "Suddenly It's a Folk Song"

like, WHOA, FOLK!

1. Fire Back About Your New Baby's Sex
2. The Peter Criss Jazz
3. Haven't Lived Afro Pop
4. You Drink A Lot Of Coffee For A Teenager
5. Ones All Over The Place
6. I Never Liked You
7. Details On How To Get ICEMAN On Your License Plate
8. A Lot Of People Tell Me I Have A Fake British Accent
9. Let's Face It Pal, You Didn't Need That Eye Surgery

Right When the Jugs Come on
I'm so wasted in my white Reboks
Man, Fuck my mouth
Upper thigh, Upper thigh, Lower puss
A Shiny Piece of Skin-Dick
Your Music Makes My Girlfriend Horny
I Lost My Leg in The War and All I Got was This Stupid Muppet Foot
The Name of the Pie is French Chocolate Silk and the name of the band is säh

The Difference Between Me and You Is That I'm Not on Fire

It sounds like a one-liner from a Bruce Willis movie.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Difference_Between_Me_and_You_Is_That_I'm_Not_on_Fire

"Some have suggested the album's title is a reference to the artwork of the Pink Floyd album "Wish You Were Here"."

Yep. Obv first thing I thought of.

1. Take Wes Chandler For Instance
2. You & Mattel Vs Me & Coleco
3. Who Is Your Midwest Representation?
4. November
5. The Invasion Has Become
6. A Waltz For The Few Remaining
7. Homage Ritchie Valens
8. Acknowledge The Ascot
9. Koala Bear Wearing A T-Shirt With Your Corporate Logo
10. Buffalo '98
11. Long Live Rock & Roll

1. "Story of the Whole Thing" – 4:58
2. "Dad, There's a Little Phrase Called Too Much Information" – 7:30
3. "This Bum's Paid" – 5:04
4. "Hair Dude, You're Stepping on My Mystique" – 4:20
5. "The L Train Is a Swell Train and I Don't Want to Hear You Indies Complain" – 12:19
6. ""My Two Nads" (Dad Reprise)" – 4:43

every Don Cab song title

also, Minus the Bear

This is why the "Spam subject or math rock song title?" thread was so good.

"The L Train Is a Swell Train and I Don't Want to Hear You Indies Complain"

ha, love this one, and think of it every time someone mentions the L train

Btw the tracklist I posted is a Happy Apple album. Title from their new album: "Calgon for Hetfield"

1. "Grown Men Don't Fall in the River, Just Like That" – 3:03
2. "Mr. Your on Fire Mr." – 2:27
3. "Loose Nuts on the Veladrome" – 2:19
4. "The Garden Was Crowded and Outside" – 2:44
5. "Tumbling Walls Buried Me in the Debris With Esg" – 4:05 (vocal cover of a ESG song)
6. "Nothing Is Ever Lost or Can Be Lost My Science Friend" – 3:03
7. "We Live NE of Compton" – 3:01
8. "Why Midnight Walked But Didn't Ring Her Bell" – 0:51
9. "This Dust Makes That Mud" – 30:07

There was a poll of Don Caballero song names on the Noise Board and it was literally impossible to pick one.

"Champagne for My Real Friends, Real Pain for My Sham Friends" is pretty funny.

Best Don Caballero Song Title (note: SONG TITLE ONL

"Puddin' in My Eye" got 0 votes.

Fucking's Greatest Hits
Burn, Piano Island, Burn
God Bless You, Blood Thirsty Zeppelins
Trash Flavored Trash
Love Rhymes With Hideous Car Wreck
Rats and Rats and Rats For Candy
My First Kiss At the Public Execution

1. Jack Kevorkian Is Cool
2. Valujet
3. You've Got No Friends
4. You Keep A Diary
5. You Own A Store
6. You Got Date Raped
7. Recycling Is Gay
8. You're A Cop
9. You Can't Shut Up
10. You've Got Cancer
11. We Just Disagree
12. Hungry Hungry Hippos
13. You Are An Interior Decorator
14. Pottery's Gay
15. Rich Goyette Is Gay
16. Branscombe Richmond
17. You Live In Allston
18. You Are A Food Critic
19. Just The Two Of Us (Duet With Hillary Logee)
20. Your Band's In The Cut-Out Bin
21. You're Gay
22. You Look Adopted
23. Your Cousin Is George Lynch
24. You Have Goals
25. You Drive An IROC
26. You Play On A Softball Team
27. Because You're Old
28. You Sell Cologne
29. Being A Cobbler Is Dumb
30. You Live In A Houseboat
31. Richard Butler
32. 311 Sucks
33. Your Kid Is Deformed
34. You Are An Orphan
35. You're Old (Fuck You)
36. You Go To Art School
37. Your Best Friend Is You
38. You're In A Coma
39. Windchimes Are Gay
40. No, We Don't Want To Do A Split Seven Inch With Your Stupid Fucking Band
41. René Auberjonois
42. The Internet Is Gay
43. Ha Ha, Your Wife Left You
44. Hootie And The Blowfish
45. You Went To See Dishwalla And Everclear (You're Gay)
46. Locking Drop Dead In McDonalds
47. Technology's Gay
48. Your Favorite Band Is Supertramp
49. I'm In A.C.
50. You (Fill In The Blank)
51. Kyle From Incantation Has A Mustache
52. Bonus Track #3

311 Sucks is the best song they ever wrote.

I have never heard an actual AC song.

After reading the titles, you pretty much have.

I think Anal Cunt is a band that exists solely to be "cleverly" name-checked on ILM.

I can't decide if reading a huge list of AC song titles like that makes them seem more awesome, or if they detract from the individual genius of each song title. Like, just having a song called "Your Best Friend Is You" or "Being A Cobbler Is Dumb" is pretty awesome. But reading a whole list of the song titles shows your their consistency in song-titling, which is another important factor.

I played them, more than once, on my college radio show. I even went to one of their shows, where the singer threw a cinder block into the audience and tried to pick a fight with a homeless guy. They're assholes!

No, they exist so rebellious high schoolers can buy albums by a band named Anal Cunt.

Also their album Picnic of Love is one of the stupidest/weirdest things ever.

xp: Jordan OTM. And because someone gave them money to make shitty records.

Like, just having a song called "Your Best Friend Is You" or "Being A Cobbler Is Dumb" is pretty awesome.

yeah, but where does "You're Gay" fall on that spectrum? So dumb it's awesome or just droolingly witless?

Oh. I had never heard of them until they were "cleverly" name-checked on like every other thread on ILM, regardless of topic.

A friend of mine in high school had an AC-inspired grindcore band. I think it was called F4d3d Mem0ries and one of the hits was Millions of Corpses, to the tune of "Peaches" by the Presidents of the United States of America.

There was a joke militant vegan hardcore band on the W&M campus for a while, I can't remember what they were called but their hit was called "That's Not Vegan" and they had another song about the importance of rescuing animal POWs.

I just looked up my dad on ratemyprofessors.com. The most recent comment: "He's a long-winded man." LOL.

Dan's dad: "Very cool professor, the kind of crazy old guy who has a crap ton of stories about his past archeology digs."