Kelsey Grammer looks like a motherfucker with some dark secrets

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Looks like John Mahoney is the cast bitch in the above photo.

Cill Msgrn, Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:45 (nineteen years ago) link

Something happened after I read this thread that transported my brain into a bad place and now I can't think or do anything really.

I feel sick.

Andrew (enneff), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:46 (nineteen years ago) link

it's the icy glare of kelsey grammer that did it

he's a bad man

MY FAVOURITE LIGHTER IS CHEESEBURGER (trigonalmayhem), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:48 (nineteen years ago) link

I know like I said it has ruined Frasier forever for me! I will crack up every time its on now.

Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:48 (nineteen years ago) link

frasier is the weirdest show you can watch while stoned. psychodrama at its creepiest.

There seems to be a certain desperation in the way so many shows revolve around the brothers complete inability to get laid.

Lappet, Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:51 (nineteen years ago) link

Her killer or killers had slit her throat from behind, severing her carotid artery, and then left her to die. But this young girl, this 18-year-old kid, staggered and crawled down that alley the length of a city block, looking for help, Smit would later recall. But it was late and there was no help. Even as she was bleeding to death, she crawled out of the alley and into a nearby mobile home park. She tried one door her bloody handprint was later found on the screen, Smit remembered. Then she dragged herself to the manager's office, where she finally collapsed outside the door and died. In an image that would haunt investigators, including Smit, for decades, her bloody "handprint was actually about two inches below the doorbell."

At first, the cops didn't know who she was. She had no identification when they found her, no wallet, no driver's license, nothing. All she had in her pockets was an apartment key, and that wasn't much help. "We tried that key in 100 doors around there and we just couldn't put it together," Smit would later lament. But a few days after her death an acquaintance came forward, telling police that a girl fitting the victim's description, a young woman from Florida by the name of Karen Alicia Grammer who had taken a year off from her studies at Barry College and moved up to Colorado Springs, had vanished July .

Figuring it was worth a try, Smit went to her apartment building and slid the key they had recovered from her body into the lock. It fit. Just to make sure, they asked her older brother, then-20-year-old aspiring actor named Kelsey Grammer, to fly up to identify the body. You could tell just by looking at young Kelsey Grammer that "he really loved his sister," Smit recalled. What's more, it hadn't been that long since their estranged father had been gunned down near his home in Bermuda, and even less time had passed since the death of their grandfather, the man who had really raised the Grammer kids. "I'll tell you, tragedy has really struck that family," Smit had commented.

scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:51 (nineteen years ago) link

it echoes the writers' struggles with their own inabilities to get laid.
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MY FAVOURITE LIGHTER IS CHEESEBURGER (trigonalmayhem), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Scott Seward is bumming me out, man.

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:58 (nineteen years ago) link

Hahahaha! Sorry! But this is the kreepy kelsey thread! when you watch one of those episodes of frasier where he just screams at his crippled father for half an hour, be afraid, be very afraid.

scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 04:01 (nineteen years ago) link

Woah, his sister was really murdered!? ok now I am creeped out.

Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 04:07 (nineteen years ago) link

i just went to trader fuckin joe's and saw the msutached one from le tigre, she told me that 'tehy were coming and by tehy i mean he and by he i mean teh grammer' but it wasn't her voice, rather it was john ratzenberger's.

Riot Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 04:15 (nineteen years ago) link

I am drunk, and this question (and thread) is amazing. I was actually thinking that Gear must be drunk. and then I read the last sentence. awesome.

lemin (lemin), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 04:16 (nineteen years ago) link

"So, ahh, Nahm, were you aware that severing the carotid ahtery does not produce, ahh, instant death? That scene in the Cuckoo's Nest where Bud Dourif dies almost instantly, ahh, is totally unrealistic."

"Fascinating, Cliffy. What's wrong over there, Dr. Crane?"

I Am Curious (George) (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 04:21 (nineteen years ago) link

I was at a movie theater once, and they showed the trailer for that Showtime movie where Kelsey Grammer played Benedict Arnold. The sight of Frasier looking deadly serious in full-on colonial regalia was quite amusing, but I didn't predict that the whole theater would actually start laughing.

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 05:28 (nineteen years ago) link

I shouldn't be laughing at the curious george line, but i am.
I am.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 05:57 (nineteen years ago) link

darkest secret: his macbeth

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 06:18 (nineteen years ago) link

what male human ISN'T a motherfucker with some dark secrets?

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 06:45 (nineteen years ago) link

"darkest secret: his macbeth"

have you ever heard this guy on a talk show?? he is an elitist pretentious fucker and i do not for a second believe that.

John (jdahlem), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 06:54 (nineteen years ago) link

He only dates/marries pornstars and he flipped his Corvette in Malibu Canyon on a straight away (which is apparently extremely hard to do, bearing in mind the weight distribution of the car and the gravitational physics of planet Earth).

gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 07:10 (nineteen years ago) link

he is a creep and i want him dead.

John (jdahlem), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 07:19 (nineteen years ago) link

http://monkeyfilter.com/link.php/6934

Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 07:46 (nineteen years ago) link

swear to christ i was just flipping channels when i came across it, it meaning "frasier". innocuous enough scene, what with frasier engaged in some clever wordplay with david hyde pierce whilst john mahoney rolled his eyes in a "how'd a guy like me, an ex-cop, a blue-collar sort, end up with these kids, ain't life funny (cue sad/funny horn of irony)" manner. innocuous until kelsey broke the audience wall and looked at me and said, "terror, thy name is grammer". I shrieked but the scream was not my own, nay, it was that of bebe neuwirth.

Riot Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 07:50 (nineteen years ago) link

Dude are you sure you aren't drunk!?

Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 08:03 (nineteen years ago) link

john i think you misunderstood what i meant by "dark secret"

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 08:11 (nineteen years ago) link

he drives a viper, nuf said

lukey (Lukey G), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 10:44 (nineteen years ago) link

and he sure likes the c-c-c-c-c-cocaine!

oh sorry - used to like. yeah, right.

Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 11:41 (nineteen years ago) link

He's a freaking republican too.

Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 16:42 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm still traumatised from seeing him in 'Kennedy' on DVD the other day. Swimming. With Martin Sheen. He is a hairy hairy man.

Archel (Archel), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 16:47 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.shagpro.com/mrbrown/celeb/97sag15.jpg

The bear is clearly a voodoo doll he uses to torture his victims from afar.

Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 16:54 (nineteen years ago) link

http://images.usatoday.com/life/_photos/2004/07/23/comingattr-grammer-inside.jpg

Be very afraid.

Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 17:01 (nineteen years ago) link

That picture = me in forty years, I figure. But with a better soul.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 17:03 (nineteen years ago) link

You know, I was not going to say anything about the slight resemblance.

Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 18:47 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.theage.com.au/ffxImage/urlpicture_id_1042911424835_2003/01/22/Frasier,0.jpg

He is drinking the blood of the innocent.

Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 21:42 (nineteen years ago) link

And eating the awards of the pure.

Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 21:43 (nineteen years ago) link

If you look close at that Future Ned one, you can see, peaking out from beneath the Nolte-esque locks-gone-wild, MUTTON CHOPS. Ned, deny yourself your heart's true desire no more...GROW THEM BITCHIZ OUT!

nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 21:44 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.iskon.hr/2004/01/13/0176007.17.jpg

The Twin Towers of Evil.

Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 21:49 (nineteen years ago) link

ihttp://www.fentonphoto.com/celeport/ZKELHOME.JPG

There are no words.

Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 21:50 (nineteen years ago) link

gahhhhhhhhh

Riot Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 21:52 (nineteen years ago) link

greatest thread in forever!

Matos W.K. (M Matos), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 21:56 (nineteen years ago) link

(um, drop the i from the http.)

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 21:59 (nineteen years ago) link

Nice shoes. (x-post)

nickn (nickn), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 22:01 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.digitalhit.com/sag/10/sag04-119.jpg
FRASIER DRAGON HEAT RAY EYE EXPLOSION LASER POWER - GO!

nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 22:05 (nineteen years ago) link

Did I really need to see a picture of Chiklis fellating his Golden Globes?

Wow, that sounds even dirtier than I thought it would! Good job, me.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 22:16 (nineteen years ago) link

Chiklis has the eager/frightened gaze of a porn ingenue taking her first bukkake

Riot Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 22:18 (nineteen years ago) link

Fisher Price's.... no, I can't finish that joke.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 22:19 (nineteen years ago) link

Don't remember this at all: his Sketch Comedy show with Kaitlin Olson, Mary Lynn Rajskub, and Paul F. Tompkins.

https://www.cracked.com/article_36544_everything-about-kelsey-grammers-sketch-show-was-pretty-great-except-for-kelsey-grammer.html

― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, January 10, 2023 11:40 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Hang on isn't that fuckin' Lee Mack???!!!???11??!

his cartoon heart expands, then he relaxes by smoking crack (stevie), Wednesday, 11 January 2023 08:14 (one year ago) link

Yup! Paul F Tompkins told an anecdote about that show on a recent Comedy Bang Bang (called it Kelsey Grammer Resents The Sketch Show) and when he talked about turning to Lee Mack and saying something I felt the multiverse collapsing.

Daniel_Rf, Wednesday, 11 January 2023 11:06 (one year ago) link

premiered the same year as the first season of Always Sunny

I'm sure Kaitlin Olson was happy to parachute out of that mess (Kelsey Grammer's Sketch Money Plane)

mh, Wednesday, 11 January 2023 15:19 (one year ago) link

So vaguely remember seeing that at the time, I think...

Evan, Wednesday, 11 January 2023 16:40 (one year ago) link

had to rewatch this full-screen to convince myself that isn't KG at the bar

SEX, LIES AND VIDEOTAPE (1989) dir: Steven Soderbergh pic.twitter.com/jhpRFlzg2B

— Erotic Films Out Of Context (@NoContextErotic) January 13, 2023

mark s, Friday, 13 January 2023 23:01 (one year ago) link

I didn't know until today that Kelsey Grammer is married to the daughter of a Bristol City footballer and has a house in Portishead

kinder, Friday, 20 January 2023 14:04 (one year ago) link

four months pass...

Dave Charlton Trotta looks like a motherfucker with etc.

Kelsey Grammer “warned” Hollywood about “extraordinary” ‘Frasier’ reboot co-star Nicholas Lyndhurst

nashwan, Wednesday, 14 June 2023 10:26 (one year ago) link

Have they started shooting this yet?

I humbly request just one episode where Frasier calls Lyndhurst a plonker, just once.

Ste, Wednesday, 14 June 2023 15:16 (one year ago) link

Though the show makes a return, some of its former award-winning cast won’t.

How can penetrating investigative journalist Will Richards be so sure

serving bundt (sic), Wednesday, 14 June 2023 16:30 (one year ago) link

can they credibly have Eddie the dog return. dog years

mh, Thursday, 15 June 2023 04:00 (one year ago) link

ten months pass...

Young Kelsey looks like the yuppie equivalent of a baby that looks like an elderly man:

This guy on Cheers pic.twitter.com/MkRxElWyZX

— Joseph Mallozzi 🏴‍☠️ (@BaronDestructo) April 23, 2024

paisley got boring (Eazy), Wednesday, 24 April 2024 21:29 (six months ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDxQbxzdv98

Big Bong Theory (stevie), Thursday, 2 May 2024 17:34 (six months ago) link

three months pass...

https://i.imgur.com/DMelEiC.gif

pplains, Sunday, 18 August 2024 03:37 (two months ago) link

three weeks pass...

Money Plane Goof:

The computer servers are clearly CD Players stack on top of each other. In one shot, an Barenaked Ladies 'Stunt' CD pops out during a fight scene.

Charlie Hair (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 13 September 2024 18:38 (two months ago) link


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