i love cliff but him getting 5X the votes frasier got is kinda insane
― balls, Wednesday, 5 September 2012 02:12 (twelve years ago) link
cliff's funniest when hes owning carla, imo
― Hungry4Ass, Wednesday, 5 September 2012 02:12 (twelve years ago) link
balls otm
diane was robbed
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 5 September 2012 02:12 (twelve years ago) link
i mean, frasier's just hilarious. his funny peaks are way way funnier than cliff's, in this poster's opinion.
originally this poll was gonna be cliff vs norm but then i thought i'd do the whole cast. and i assumed norm would run away with it, heh.
i voted for diane, but i didnt expect her to win
― Hungry4Ass, Wednesday, 5 September 2012 02:35 (twelve years ago) link
hated diane when i was a kid, watched a shit ton of episodes over the past year and was blown away by shelly long. i love norm but i think i love diane saying 'norman' when the rest of the bar goes 'NORM!' even more.
― balls, Wednesday, 5 September 2012 02:39 (twelve years ago) link
haha yeah diane was a total wet blanket to kid-me.
― Hungry4Ass, Wednesday, 5 September 2012 02:47 (twelve years ago) link
i wonder if Frasier's poor showing here has something to do with "Frasier"
― it's smdh time in America (will), Wednesday, 5 September 2012 02:54 (twelve years ago) link
More to do with Lilith it appears.
― Eric H., Wednesday, 5 September 2012 02:55 (twelve years ago) link
i kind of look at this thread as a celebration of the ensemble where the results don't really matter and could never really be 'correct' tbh
― some dude, Wednesday, 5 September 2012 02:57 (twelve years ago) link
Someone do TAXI now!
― Eric H., Wednesday, 5 September 2012 02:59 (twelve years ago) link
louie would steal it wouldnt he
― Hungry4Ass, Wednesday, 5 September 2012 03:07 (twelve years ago) link
It would be Louie versus Jim.
― Eric H., Wednesday, 5 September 2012 03:10 (twelve years ago) link
these results are messed!
― Newgod joins this board, and quickly he's some dude (goole), Wednesday, 5 September 2012 04:00 (twelve years ago) link
yeah i think this is because frasier the show quickly became a corny, prissy french farce, and because kelsey grammer is a motherfucker with some dark secrets...
― Trad., Arrrgh (stevie), Wednesday, 5 September 2012 06:57 (twelve years ago) link
kinda most surprised by how few votes Woody got
― some dude, Wednesday, 5 September 2012 11:15 (twelve years ago) link
Lilith came second?
― Mark G, Wednesday, 5 September 2012 11:18 (twelve years ago) link
i voted woody
― Trad., Arrrgh (stevie), Wednesday, 5 September 2012 11:34 (twelve years ago) link
How did anyone end up with less votes than Diane?!?! SMH
― NR’s resident heavy-metal expert (Nicole), Wednesday, 5 September 2012 13:23 (twelve years ago) link
Thing I like most about this board is how after every poll, my immediate reaction is "fuckin' ILX…"
― pplains, Wednesday, 5 September 2012 13:56 (twelve years ago) link
Let's do a Night Court poll and see how many votes Mac gets for first place.
― pplains, Wednesday, 5 September 2012 13:58 (twelve years ago) link
I would totally campaign for Mac
― DARING PRINCESS (DJP), Wednesday, 5 September 2012 13:59 (twelve years ago) link
Had you down for either Roz or Selma, tbh.
― pplains, Wednesday, 5 September 2012 14:00 (twelve years ago) link
oh shit Roz
sorry Mac, Marsha Warfield is my long time boo
― DARING PRINCESS (DJP), Wednesday, 5 September 2012 14:02 (twelve years ago) link
I was first in line: Best TAXI Character
― Eric H., Wednesday, 5 September 2012 14:14 (twelve years ago) link
Let's do a Judge Judy poll, see who wins!
― Mark G, Wednesday, 5 September 2012 14:35 (twelve years ago) link
woody harrelson is a motherfucker with some dark secrets
― your native bacon (mh), Wednesday, 5 September 2012 15:11 (twelve years ago) link
i always liked woody more than coach tbh
― Hungry4Ass, Wednesday, 5 September 2012 18:03 (twelve years ago) link
Coach was great as a befuddled old man, Woody was a masterpiece of naivete and comic misinterpretation. Woody Harrelson is a charismatic motherfucker, too
― your native bacon (mh), Wednesday, 5 September 2012 18:05 (twelve years ago) link
oh man, Reelz is running the first Lilith episode! she dumps Fraser in the first act and then Sam sets him up with Jennifer Tilly, never saw this before
― some dude, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 17:38 (twelve years ago) link
It is really hard to settle on a favorite character aside from Diane (who could be far too grating which I realize was part of the character, but still).
― NR’s resident heavy-metal expert (Nicole), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 17:41 (twelve years ago) link
this was the right result
― PSOD (Ste), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 19:12 (twelve years ago) link
Cheers writer Ken Levine disagrees with this graph from the internet:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-HyxKHsCu5sI/UFnzNPQ2imI/AAAAAAAAM-8/yzkiDrw4tyM/s1600/cheers-20110908-090007.jpg
As someone who wrote these characters for nine years, this would be my order:LilithFrasierDiane(now comes a big drop)SamRebeccaCarlaNormCliffCoachWoody Sam was dumbed down over the years but at least during the first few seasons he was very smart and savvy. So if you average his IQ over the seasons he still comes out way ahead, certainly better than Cliff.I can't believe they put Cliff anywhere near the top.Why Coach over Woody? They were both pretty addled. But you figure that before he was hit in the head by too many fastballs, the Coach was probably smarter. Although, now that I think about it, how intelligent do you have to be to just get out of the way?
LilithFrasierDiane(now comes a big drop)SamRebeccaCarlaNormCliff
CoachWoody Sam was dumbed down over the years but at least during the first few seasons he was very smart and savvy. So if you average his IQ over the seasons he still comes out way ahead, certainly better than Cliff.
I can't believe they put Cliff anywhere near the top.
Why Coach over Woody? They were both pretty addled. But you figure that before he was hit in the head by too many fastballs, the Coach was probably smarter. Although, now that I think about it, how intelligent do you have to be to just get out of the way?
― ┐(´ー`)┌ (sic), Tuesday, 25 September 2012 04:48 (twelve years ago) link
ken levine otm, internet image macro infographic off the money
― j., Tuesday, 25 September 2012 04:58 (twelve years ago) link
cliff that high is just bonkers
― Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Tuesday, 25 September 2012 05:01 (twelve years ago) link
the placement of cliff that high makes me question the intelligence of the infographic creator. i imagine a cliff-like being putting together this sequence, rationalizing it in a way that sounds decent if you're not really paying attention, but if you are, you just shake your head in wonder at the ability of humanity to justify its stupidity
― Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Tuesday, 25 September 2012 05:06 (twelve years ago) link
i imagine a cliff-like being putting together this sequence,
yes otm
― ┐(´ー`)┌ (sic), Tuesday, 25 September 2012 05:21 (twelve years ago) link
Yeah, what's up with that?
― this is the dream of avril and chad (jer.fairall), Tuesday, 25 September 2012 05:30 (twelve years ago) link
lol i love the idea of some credulous viewer thinking that Cliff is the wise sage who has so much knowledge
― some dude, Tuesday, 25 September 2012 12:08 (twelve years ago) link
The main hook to Cliff's character was that he never had a clue what he was talking about; that chart is hilarious.
― cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Tuesday, 25 September 2012 12:14 (twelve years ago) link
</banalcheersobservations>
― cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Tuesday, 25 September 2012 12:15 (twelve years ago) link
Cliff being smarter than Carla would invalidate every single interaction they ever had!
― some dude, Tuesday, 25 September 2012 12:16 (twelve years ago) link
they did sort of play him that way in the earliest eps, but they quickly realized it was funnier to undercut his knowitall interjections
― Hungry4Ass, Tuesday, 25 September 2012 12:40 (twelve years ago) link
re: being a wise sage
Cliff on Jeopardy is one of TV's all time classic episodes.
― One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Tuesday, 25 September 2012 13:46 (twelve years ago) link
Norm's ability to effortlessly zing people is all-time, the writers obviously valued that.`
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Tuesday, 25 September 2012 14:17 (twelve years ago) link
Cliff as standup is one of my favourite episodes ever (My Son The Father, I believe)
― Trad., Arrrgh (stevie), Tuesday, 25 September 2012 20:23 (twelve years ago) link
I voted Cliff but immediately wished I'd actually voted Rebecca.
― Alba, Tuesday, 25 September 2012 21:29 (twelve years ago) link
Team Carla, obv.
― controversial cabaret roommate (Nicole), Tuesday, 25 September 2012 22:35 (twelve years ago) link
haha i just watched an episode that ends with Woody outsmarting Sam (after Sam promises him a raise of $100 a month, Woody says "that's too steep, I'll settle for $30 a week" and Sam acts like he was a master negotiator)
― Algeddie Trunkeeper (some dude), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 17:59 (twelve years ago) link