American Horror Story on FX

Man 5 minutes in and already looks trashier and crazier than last year, awesome

yeah this is awful so far, every irritating thing about the first season (manic camera and hyper editing) is amped up to 11. also sorely missing a sympathetic beautiful redheaded connie britton.

Just watched the first two episodes of season one, and hahahahaha it's the stupidest thing I've seen for a long time. Will keep watching.

I'd be far to embarrassed to ever recommend it to anyone though.

first season premiere was so exhausting and poorly paced that i couldn't imagine watching a second episode. watched a couple episodes of the second season and thought it was surprisingly boring by comparison?

Weird, just watched S1E1 today and ... um ... this is going to be so terrible isn't it? Don't most Ryan Murphy series at least wait until the second season to fall off the cliff?

eric, stick it out!

almost dropped out after the first episode (which was kinda crap imo), but have totally come around on this show and really like it now. certainly a ton better than the walking dead, which i have officially given up on at this point i think.

― Princess Nancy (jjjusten), Wednesday, November 16, 2011 4:28 PM (11 months ago)

I think that season 2 is fucking fantastic btw, amped up all the right things, and went way way way darker and nastier, shows how far low rent cable has pushed the boundries.

what happened to that terrible amazon horror thing by the paranormal disturbance guy

hopefully buried in a hole and never seen again, i got the first disc on netflix and its one of the worst tv attempts at horror ever

and ive seen steven kings "the kingdom"

LOL

i enjoy a lot of things about the kingdom but i am a terrible king apologist so i don't know w/e

an ex of mine made me watch it because she claimed i looked like the aardvark spirit guide guy

shit got crazy

well, more crazy

oh god, just watched this for the first time (straight to season 2). I dare say that to me some episodes are up there with sopranos, oz, breaking bad in entertainment scale.

*skipped straight to season 2

I love this shit. Jessica Lange has been massive in both of the series.

the cinematography in some eps is awesome too. this is the citizen kane of horror tv.

Yeah I read through some discussions of about the plot/themes of the first season and wasn't very interested but I'm a sucker for insane asylum horror stuff. This has been pretty good IMO - some kinda silly OTT stuff but I'm hooked and can't wait to see how they tie up the billion lose ends and subplots.

Really dig the opening theme too. Very creepy and effective.

this reminds me of oz. it's not too far off to call this oz's heir

this show has been fucking incredible this year

last year was such a mess of uneven acting and horrible scripts; this year is a massive improvement, and lange's acting is phenomenal

(not to downplay so many other great performances)

Okay, I just started S1 and am 5 episodes in; "preposterous" is exactly the word to describe this show. It is some wacky parade of the flimsiest and most obvious horror cliches strung together by comically incoherent dialogue and actions and reactions. Are they doing this on purpose or do they just not give a shit?

just stop and watch s2

yeah, season 1 sucks, but the second one is a blast

season one is more fun toward the end in a way than season two. season two tells you they're having fun with music and dramatic leaps but it's not as ridiculous and goofy

like, in season one you're thinking it's all dark in the horrible basement and then it ends up being poorly-hatched plans and braindead amnesiac ghosts

Jessica Lange reminds me of KatHep in Suddenly Last Summer.

THE FUCKING POPE???

~COVEN~

Kathy Bates will be terrorizing Wednesday nights during the fall as Madame LaLaurie – a real life serial killer who mutilated and murdered numerous slaves during the 1830s in New Orleans
Lange and Angela Bassett’s characters will be attempting to “mend the fence” between the Salem witches and the voodoo witches, but it’s unclear if Bassett’s Marie Laveau will be played present day or through flashbacks.

Yay! it's back and it is still ace, even better with what was already a fine cast with Bassett + Bates added.

Wasn't that hot on the premiere, but I'm hoping it develops to be as weirdly involving as last season was.

Jessica Lange vs Angela Bassett is looking like a top grade bitch off so far, just as good as it should be.

Fucking loving this once again. Patti fucking lupone!

I haven't seen this week's episode but I really hope the, uh, naive witch turns out to have more powers than fucking dudes to death because that's a pretty big buzzkill.

(for her)

this weeks episode written by the same guy that wrote the x-files episode 'home'!

Might be the best season so far; the levity was necessary. Admittedly pushes it closer to True Blood territory but still, Fleetwood Mac loving swamp witch doing Stevie Nicks dances with her scarf....priceless

i saw the series premiere of this the other night - or part of it anyway. they used the music from What Lies Beneath. rly shoulda left that alone.

ya this is really good right now

watched the first 7 episodes of s2 and this:

It is some wacky parade of the flimsiest and most obvious horror cliches strung together by comically incoherent dialogue and actions and reactions

is so OTM. so far they've covered the Exorcist, the Omen, zombies, nazi doctors, serial killers etc. when do the vampire werewolf mummies show up.

What is this? Knotty pine?!?

i am pleased with that as an ending.

This was roughly one tenth as good as last season. What a waste of an incredible cast.

Most unsatisfying the way they left Misty in hell, they didn't seem very bothered either.

yeah, that seemed like an unjust fate.

knotty pine line was the best thing abt the finale

"don't put people down for who they are on the outside...we're all monsters and drips within"

it's REALLY bad at ripping off the stuff it rips off.. like yes i get they are referencing the shining, but they miss the mark entirely.

that's the thing - kubrick thought the world was a cesspool but obv FELT something about it, wanted to carefully construct his portrayals of it, give it some poignancy. murphy & co is like "lol, we're all just bitchy meatbags for the slaughter, fuck it".

really curious about american crime story, cuz on one level reveling in our fascinating grossness is his raison d'etre, but facts seem like they'd be a real chore and burden for those guys

this show is terrible chaki otm

im definitely going to watch the thing and respect it's ambitiousness and gay horror flair. also i hate how EVERYTHING has to be a mystery told in flashback (every character, every plot point). cant there be a central mystery and a bunch of characters we can fall in love with jeeze?

i hate that there's always 25 diff characters & plots at the beginning, like just tell me who you're going to keep so i can just give a shit about them

was gonna watch the pilot until i heard there was an extended schmidt torture porn sequence, will stick to hate-reading recaps for now

"first ep" not "pilot" i guess

Watched first episode of season 5. I think we've failed as a society if this is what passes for camp horror these days.

Coven was my favorite season of this, it was funny and stupid and had Stevie Nicks. Freakshow was by far my least favorite, although all the performances were great the writing was awful.

your boy has jawline for days

swoon

new vampire dude is a full head shorter than Bomer & HE's the model? puhleeze

these are the things i think about while hatewatching this silly show

love the music choices for the Gaga scenes tho

mvp of hotel was denis ohare, the ep w his son was killer

evan peters was also v good but the rest of the serial killer posse are awful + unnecessary

def some inspired music cues - hotline bling, mazzy star, marianne faithfull

gaga gets more cred in my book for not ruining the season than contributing anything significant

dam they also used a warpaint song! missed that somehow

The music was great!

6 starts in two weeks, looks to be abt the Roanoke colony disappearance

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Horror_Story_(season_6)

I think that's a fair bet. The producers have mentioned that the promos have had a variety of themes to misdirect viewers about the season's theme

this framing device sucks

i kinda like it

agree its bad

Doris Kearns Goodwin?!?!?!?!!!!

that was pretty brilliant

apparently the rest of the season jumps out of the framing device and this was like a sneak peak of the rest?

i'm more sold on this now

yeah, somebody told me the whole thing was going to change. After this episode we tried to figure it out. Does the Polk family follow them to LA? Does somebody else move into the house? Then we saw the preview and it had the guy who bought the hotel from last season, so who knows.

so the weird cannibal people are actual roanoke descendants, or just carrying on the work?

neighbors just helping out I think?

I actually like this season. I mean, it's a stupid show for sure and a guilty pleasure, but I feel like this season has been nicely restrained compared to the last few, which were filled with crazy edits and so many references and characters it was hard to keep up with or care. I thought last night's Polk family was a nice little Texas Chainsaw bit.

ahs cult seems fun

yeah i always end up bailing on these fkn things & this one so far seems fkn weird & kinda dumb?

the trypophobia stuff is pretty lol tho

something about sarah paulson just bugs me & idk why

luv her