Elon Musk

it's kinda surprising he isn't more well known all things considered

seriously. if wiki is even half-accurate shouldn't he be a fixture on Time mag or something?

His family sound really annoying. Was married to, uh, somebody who was in that St Trinians film, uh, the one with Russell Brand.

You realise that if he was ever to become involved in some sort of scandal and subsequent cover-up, newspapers could use the headline, "Elongate"

if he was caught cheating he'd be THE MUSKRAT

dude owes his company's survival to gov programs but
says it's no big deal if Romney wins and makes good on his promise
to obliterate them all.

lots of companies do well out of govt contracts/programs, i'd imagine.

so hyperloop huh

people on twitter so mad. trying to understand why. i guess it boils down to:

1) shouldn't we fix BART / buses / systems that working class people use before building toys for rich people

2) LA-to-SF only is ridiculous, there's like a whole state in there

3) nobody wants to hear half-baked plans from an arrogant rich dude

still, i mean, it's pretty cool, right?

1) shouldn't we fix BART / buses / systems that working class people use before building toys for rich people

There are lots of problems everywhere all the time. Can't let it stop technology from moving forward.

2) LA-to-SF only is ridiculous, there's like a whole state in there

There's a whole country, even! LA-to-SF sounds like a perfectly fine beta test.

3) nobody wants to hear half-baked plans from an arrogant rich dude

Not all rich dudes are arrogant. Elon Musk has never struck me as anything close to that.

people on twitter so mad.

who do you follow?

i'm not getting that impression from all the tech ppl i follow

unveiling this while CA is deep in the hole with it's bullet-train project (something I support wholeheartedly btw) is pretty arrogant

You might be right, Johnny, dunno. I was just trying to figure out why there was this explosion of contempt all over my twitter feed after the announcement.

markers, here are some of the people that were entertainingly scathing: kalebhorton, quartzcity, tcarmody, mikesonn

i do follow tim but i guess whatever he said didn't stick

cool monorail bro

lol

i have a plan for a train that goes from boston to atlanta in 10mins, its called lasertrain and ill give you some cool drawings of it in a couple weeks, its ridiculous no one is building it btw it only costs $10

im not gonna build it tho cause im kinda busy

even i can afford that

unveiling this while CA is deep in the hole with it's bullet-train project (something I support wholeheartedly btw) is pretty arrogant

isn't his point that hyperloop would be fraction of the cost and twice as fast?

the douchey thing is that he made a big ol deal abt something thats not at all real

Which is how 70% of architecture and urban planning works.

sure 70% that sounds totally realistic too

I meant 94% sorry.

To me, it really sounds like a kickstarter project... but from a billionaire.

i mean who knows maybe its revolutionary technology but its so preliminary its p comical to call a press conference abt it

maybe this is the best way to convince someone else to give it a shot idk

LOL "elon musk"

This should keep us occupied for a while: http://www.spacex.com/hyperloop

markers, here are some of the people that were entertainingly scathing: kalebhorton, quartzcity, tcarmody, mikesonn

I wasn't scathing about Musk (I am about futurism in general) - if anything, he has a good track record on quixotic tech quests. I hope he's successful with this. I also hope there's a state left that can use it.

unveiling this while CA is deep in the hole with it's bullet-train project (something I support wholeheartedly btw) is pretty arrogant

Knowing how CA politics works (and the CA rail projects are amazingly political), how would you expect a non-arrogant to even get traction with this?

I have no doubt that Musk will solve the Hyperloop technical issues. I very much have doubts about him navigating Sacramento.

I was describing this to my wife today and kept calling it Supertube.

Bad connotations...

http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/supertrain-1_7696.jpg

lol @ the "open source" pdf proposal. build a section of the thing and then get back to us when you have it working.

Musk says the Hyperloop is best for distances of 900 miles. Beyond 900 miles, he thinks you're better off in a supersonic jet.

Lol

I never use my supersonic jet anymore as parking is always a total bitch

I have to say I rather like Elon Musk. He's made a massive pile of money and rather than sitting on it or managing it in mundane ways; he's making risky bets on thinks he's passionate about: Cars, Rockets, vacuum tubes.

Hyperloop seems a bit ridiculous to me, vacuum tube powered trains and trains in evacuated tubes are an old chestnut, almost as old as railways themselves. However, he's built a commercially viable private space programme and a car company* in the last ten years so anything is possible.

*Tesla isn't really a car company it's a power train company and if it is still making cars in 5 years I'll be surprised.

ya i'm kinda ll for crackpot genius billionaires actually doing interesting stuff, up until they become str8 up supervillains obv

lol @ the "open source" pdf proposal. build a section of the thing and then get back to us when you have it working.

― wk, Tuesday, August 13, 2013 2:23 AM

he might do this

is this dude one of the crazy silicon valley libertarian types or is he just beloved by them?

iirc he has liberal tendencies mixed in w the libertarianism

xp I heard him speak and he seemed not crazy and to have some kind of social or at least environmental conscience, unlike the usual libertarian types, but maybe he's just better at hiding it

(I like him too fwiw and right now he seems one of the most likely "crackpot genius billionaires" to solve some hard problems which are overdue for solving, so I hope he carries on with that. Also hoping that one day I'll get to see/read his computer game that appeared in some 8-bit micro type-in listings mag in the 80s)

he's not as bad as some of the other silicon valley libtards, I'll give him that.

nonetheless, this is a stupid proposal

do tell

curious to read a critique that amounts to more than 'hyperlol'

I think it's dumb that he's throwing around numbers when he doesn't even have a working prototype. It just seems like he's hoping to derail the other project. I also think the "open source" thing is pretty silly since it's not like code where an individual can make some kind of improvement and test it out to see if it works. I guess an open source design is an interesting idea after the fact if he actually gets it working and other people want to build his design, but it still seems basically irrelevant.

Didn't he make his fortune with Peter thiel?
I don't know if that is "guilt by association" or "looking better by comparison"

It just seems like he's hoping to derail the other project

^^^

A key part of his criticism of the other rail plan is that it's "more expensive to operate (if unsubsidized)." I'd like to see some more detailed numbers on that though. Why would we count the cost of unsubsidized rail against air travel which is heavily subsidized? All that really matters is cost to the traveller, and unlike airlines, I'm assuming the high speed rail system is not going to be run as a for-profit business. He also makes no comparison of the environmental costs of air flight vs. the planned high speed rail system.

kudos to Omar, I lol’d

he's going through changes

elon got mad that ukraine bombed a russian data center that was powering twitter astroturfing campaigns so he turned their starlink off then he got yelled at and turned it back on

some people are saying the data doesnt show that the data center was running twitter bots but idk why elon got so mad about it otherwise

well he blamed Donald for that

Starshield systems are owned and controlled by the US government. Any limits on speed or usage are decided by the US military and ultimately POTUS.

Starlink is a commercial service owned and controlled by SpaceX. Usage of Starlink is limited to civilian or defensive activities and cannot be used for offensive military action, as doing so would be inappropriate for a commercial company.

yea the hit data centers causing loss of bot traffic turned out to not be true, question is why did Elon believe it

oh yeah i hadnt considered that elon just believed the false reports which actually makes a lot of sense when you consider that he was prob just reading tweets and didnt bother to ask anyone at twitter if it was true, elon and trump blaming each other for this is pretty funny americas two big geniuses

Elon's brain is just idiotic memes and online rumors at this point, I think

there's some interview bit going around in the press as an example of the ominous things said in that Gibney documentary where Ashley St. Clair says that Elon was going on about having "space lasers" following the 2024 election, they tried to guess he was talking about weird election interference, and I honestly think he just heard the antisemitic space lasers thing as a meme and he's going around bragging that he has real space lasers

right I mean it makes sense that Elon would blame Ukraine, he's clearly on Russia's side here, Elon is so dumb though he probably did just go @grok is this true which told him that yes, according to high-engagement posts on X the Everything App, Ukraine did blow up the bots

I got the screener link for the four-hour doc last weekend and I could not

it does sound very long but on the other hand you can stop watching it whenever you want

I live next door to several Cuban Elon cosplayers I mean why

idk maybe its good tbf i prob will not watch it either

At least with the OJ documentary we got his indisputable football career and his awesome bits in Naked Gun. What has Elon done -- expose his midriff when he jumps?

he is a rough watch

Elon breaking the shatterproof glass during the Cybertruck presentation was at least an all-time hilarious moment

how did that even happen didnt they try it before hand

knew it would break

oh yeah i hadnt considered that elon just believed the false reports which actually makes a lot of sense when you consider that he was prob just reading tweets and didnt bother to ask anyone at twitter if it was true, elon and trump blaming each other for this is pretty funny americas two big geniuses

very Trumpian that he relies on randos on social media to inform him when he can just ask someone who works for him

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/politics-news/musk-movie-tiktok-banned-theaters-showtimes-1236734308/

TikTok has banned the entire Musk film account, citing political content that violates its policies. The move, which comes just as the Alex Gibney’s investigation into Elon Musk expands to more than 470 screens across North America, raises concerns about Big Tech suppression that the very film seeks to expose.

Distributor Bleecker Street was informed Friday afternoon a “permanent suspension” was coming. The entire page disappeared from TikTok’s platform shortly after. The film company had been planning to spend ad money to boost certain posts; that will no longer happen.

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WILDER THAN HOT WHEELS

Get this man a cozy coupe

that wild looping track in full

https://i.ibb.co/S46pkj2q/IMG-7381.png

*Elon vigorously plays with his toy cars, making gear shifting sounds with his mouth*

TikTok has banned the entire Musk film account, citing political content that violates its policies.

Unbelievable bullshit. There is plenty of “political content” on TikTok.

treesh has the guy who bought a cintrolling interest in TikTok taken any other bullshit actions that limit and control criticism of billionaires in the last year or is this a one-off

Got me. I am obviously in support of the Ellisons otherwise.

It’s clear there is a structural brokenness at play. But also it is worth recognizing how weak the defenses are even on their own terms.

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/10/17/opinion/elon-musk-republican-politics.html?unlocked_article_code=1.JlE.0aaR.HGP32BGKuKDC&smid=nytcore-ios-share

Jamelle Bouie: If Democrats win Congress this November, they should use their investigative powers to scrutinize Musk’s companies, question his relationships to foreign governments and ensure his compliance with federal law. And a future Democratic White House should use the result of that investigation to re-evaluate the government’s ties to Musk, up to and including removing his security clearances, canceling his contracts, divesting from his companies, leveraging federal antitrust law to break up enterprises such as SpaceX and even placing some key functions under direct federal control.

yeah nationalizing all or parts of spacex is something for consideration to me

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I wonder how much of that money is paying his own America PAC to post on x dot com. Ended up over there for a moment and the three ads I was served were one from the PAC, one from spacex, and the last from… the epoch times

rumor is that he will put all his companies into tesla to get that sweet trillion dollar bonus.
not that it makes any sense profits-wise, putting unrelated companies into the one that's doing the worst.

Do you think this will happen?
Why not give one to every child in the solar system?

On Monday, Elon Musk announced on X that next year he would give every child in America one SpaceX share.

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ok bud

I said the same thing to some bullies in elementary school. Turns out they were working for Soros.

richest man in the world: who’s pulling the strings 🤔?

i swear by god to heap righteous vengeance upon those who attempt to stop me from doing the the most obvious crimes in the world in full view of every law enforcement agency and really anyone who happens to be looking in my direction

I also swear by god to completely misunderstand the proverb "live by the sword, die by the sword"

I guess it's kind of funny that neckbeard culture has turned a clear statement of pacifism understood for centuries into a faux-bushido credo for internet hardmen

Live by the sword and help to contain
The helpless minds of you all
Die by my hand in pools of blood
Clutch yourself as you fall

richest man in the world posts like a 14-year old trying to sound tough on an anime fanfic mailing list

While we were partying, he studied the blade.