Star Wars 7 shit talk

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C'mon man what abt Splinter of the Mind's Eye?

this update fixes the following known sugs (Jon Lewis), Friday, 9 November 2012 18:51 (twelve years ago)

Fuckin' film that shit!

this update fixes the following known sugs (Jon Lewis), Friday, 9 November 2012 18:51 (twelve years ago)

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly6lgbvmMm1qi0m30o1_250.jpg

Looks like some sort of steampunk erotica.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 9 November 2012 19:25 (twelve years ago)

OMG

Force Boxman (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 9 November 2012 19:25 (twelve years ago)

Amaiza'd

Force Boxman (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 9 November 2012 19:26 (twelve years ago)

there are at least two others from that photoshoot

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Friday, 9 November 2012 19:26 (twelve years ago)

Someone should put some clothes on that dalek.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 9 November 2012 20:31 (twelve years ago)

Only novels I ever read were the Thrawn books and the zombie one on audio, which was actually pretty good had it not had the requisite cameos

the max in the high castle (kingfish), Saturday, 10 November 2012 02:38 (twelve years ago)

http://www.vulture.com/2012/11/star-wars-episode-vii-may-have-found-its-writer.html

le hague, Saturday, 10 November 2012 02:55 (twelve years ago)

wait what?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/culture/2012/nov/10/twilight-breaking-dawn-better-than-star-wars?CMP=twt_gu

save the game like a memory card (cajunsunday), Sunday, 11 November 2012 13:55 (twelve years ago)

No matter – whatever happens, the Twilight series' positive legacy is already written in stone. A generation of young readers have spent hundreds – nay thousands – of hours reading Meyer's books with the same passion and enthusiasm that the great gothic novels once excited. Moreover, they have formed an extremely vocal and articulate fanbase whose obsessive dedication to the written word has effectively forced the film-makers to remain essentially respectful of the source texts.

Truly, trolling refined into high art.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 11 November 2012 14:05 (twelve years ago)

Wow, didn't expect that to be Kermode before I clicked it.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Sunday, 11 November 2012 15:09 (twelve years ago)

He thinks The Exorcist is the best film ever made

Number None, Sunday, 11 November 2012 15:11 (twelve years ago)

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/BLX-5

just remembered this guy for some reason. i wonder if the extended universe authors are at all trolling george l with all of the terrible terrible names?

fun facts about human waste (Merdeyeux), Monday, 12 November 2012 18:08 (twelve years ago)

A philosophical Bollux

Number None, Monday, 12 November 2012 18:15 (twelve years ago)

C'mon man what abt Splinter of the Mind's Eye?

It's somewhat mindblowing to learn about this and read about the writing of "Empire" and realize "I had it all planned out from day one!" was GL's most successful achievement in creating the Star Wars myth.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 12 November 2012 18:41 (twelve years ago)

It sounds like Mark, Harrison, and Carrie are down with this. I'm ok with it too, as long as Mark doesn't have to have that dumb 'Padawan learner' buzzcut with the asymmetrical rat tail from TPM.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 12 November 2012 18:43 (twelve years ago)

... why would he?

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Monday, 12 November 2012 19:06 (twelve years ago)

In the event that Luke Skywalker had a kid and is training him to be a Jedi. And said kid may turn out evil (???) It rhymes like POETRY!

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 12 November 2012 19:21 (twelve years ago)

but... if he is the teacher, why would he have the hairdo of a padawan, is the question I am waiting for you to ask yourself

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Monday, 12 November 2012 19:32 (twelve years ago)

both of you are on time out, go to the corner and reflect on what youve done

乒乓, Monday, 12 November 2012 19:33 (twelve years ago)

I'm just going to sit over here and wait for you to actually remember the rest of the movie

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Monday, 12 November 2012 19:44 (twelve years ago)

Camera pans down to ugly pink Yoda-like creature with an eyepatch, right?

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 12 November 2012 19:47 (twelve years ago)

No, Ewan was wearing trousers that day.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 12 November 2012 19:50 (twelve years ago)

ugly pink Yoda-like creature

http://www.doctorwhoreviews.co.uk/2007-13_files/Last%20of%20the%20Time%20Lords%20(7).jpg

nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 12 November 2012 19:54 (twelve years ago)

haha, nice

Nhex, Monday, 12 November 2012 20:20 (twelve years ago)

I hope this happens, just to hear the screams that result:

http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/357610/Darth-Vader-to-be-resurrected

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 22:25 (twelve years ago)

haha "a film mole" speaking to a UK paper doesn't seem hella reliable.

Fieri-brand sausages into my and your ready holes (silby), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 22:29 (twelve years ago)

It isn't, but this is the shit talk thread, anything goes.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 22:29 (twelve years ago)

two weeks pass...

Director list allegedly including/down to Vaughn, Favreau, Fincher.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 3 December 2012 17:09 (twelve years ago)

was thinking vince vaughn for a second

turds (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 3 December 2012 17:10 (twelve years ago)

Meanwhile, whatever:

http://www.deadline.com/2012/12/what-hell-hath-disney-lucasfilm-wrought-star-wars-meets-extreme-home-makeover/

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 19:16 (twelve years ago)

I love how this is all this bizarre demi-disgust over the 501st, who are all about the charity work.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 19:17 (twelve years ago)

Keep in mind that, legally speaking, Nikki Finke is mentally retarded.

super perv powder (Phil D.), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 19:19 (twelve years ago)

holy hell that is hilarious

fans really are the worst

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 19:21 (twelve years ago)

You don't think it is a little weird for nerds to dress up as fictional baby-killin' fascist troops and visit children's hospitals?

Your Favorite Album in the Cutout Bin, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 19:22 (twelve years ago)

Darth Vader and stormtroopers have been kids' favorite characters since, like, 1977, along with Chewbacca and the droids.

super perv powder (Phil D.), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 19:23 (twelve years ago)

Lest we forget

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5mK7dzyUkM

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 19:24 (twelve years ago)

okay best kid ever

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 19:26 (twelve years ago)

(family better watch out for puberty)

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 19:26 (twelve years ago)

OH. MY. GOSH.

That little taH'qeq!!! Any other petaQs or any other Romolushnon hu'tegh baktag have any similar ideas? XD

Romulan64 1 week ago

kill

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 19:54 (twelve years ago)

Finally, we're going to find out that R2 D2 is a true Jedi master!

jel --, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 20:05 (twelve years ago)

io9 has things to say about idiot fan

http://io9.com/5965636/and-heres-the-worst-star-wars-fan-in-the-entire-world

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 22:35 (twelve years ago)

I've been having massive lols these past few weeks at people I know on Facebook that are taking a break from their constant Game of Thrones or Twilight status updates to sneer at Star Wars and Star Trek fans.

HAPPY BDAY TOOTS (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 23:17 (twelve years ago)

We know different people.

SHUT UP AND GET YOUR TURKEY SCIENCE BOOKS (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 14:22 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

http://www.thewrap.com/movies/article/jj-abrams-set-direct-next-star-wars-film-exclusive-74596

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Number None, Thursday, 24 January 2013 21:59 (twelve years ago)

"Little Miss Sunshine" screenwriter Michael Arndy is penning the script.

© all the feelings + infinity (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 24 January 2013 22:02 (twelve years ago)

he also did Toy Story 3

Number None, Thursday, 24 January 2013 22:03 (twelve years ago)

Yawn.

contrarian, zing thyself (cajunsunday), Thursday, 24 January 2013 22:05 (twelve years ago)


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