worst sounding sushi roll at guy fieri's southern bbq & california style sushi restaurant tex wasabi's

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Ain't that America?

cruel silver of hope (Eazy), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 00:06 (twelve years ago) link

little pink houses slathered in donkey sauce for you and me

idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 00:11 (twelve years ago) link

wtf is donkey sauce? (i hesitantly ask)

mod is my co-pilot (Pillbox), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 00:12 (twelve years ago) link

to date, who is the most powerful person who has won a reality show competition to become a star

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 00:12 (twelve years ago) link

if I'm not forgetting someone it could be fieri

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 00:13 (twelve years ago) link

to date, who is the most powerful person who has won a reality show competition to become a star

Mitt Romney.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 00:14 (twelve years ago) link

"Donkey" Sauce:

1 cup prepared mayonnaise
1/4 cup roasted garlic
1 teaspoon regular yellow mustard
2 cups cries of screaming infants consigned to hell
4 dashes Worcestershire sauce
1/4 teaspoon kosher salt
1 tablespoon your immortal sauce
4 pinches ground black pepper

Mix the mayonnaise, roasted garlic, mustard, Worcestershire, salt and pepper together until smooth. Yield: about 1 cup.

idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 00:14 (twelve years ago) link

i hate recipes that include dashes

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 00:14 (twelve years ago) link

you're so merry and you don't even know it

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, November 13, 2012 6:36 PM (38 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

A+

paula boradwell (crüt), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 00:14 (twelve years ago) link

4 em dashes Worcestershire sauce

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 00:15 (twelve years ago) link

Donkey Sauce really reminds me of these: http://overnighttomanydistantcities.blogspot.com/2007/05/donald-barthelmes-fine-homemade-soups.html

s.clover, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 04:10 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.chalkitupsigns.com/chalkblog/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/morgan.jpg

lag∞n, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 04:16 (twelve years ago) link

is donkey sauce supposed to be a play on arby's horsey sauce?

http://www.businessweek.com/investing/insights/blog/archives/horsey2.jpg

fiscal cliff burton (get bent), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 04:18 (twelve years ago) link

that article is great! the epistolary form totally works.

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 05:14 (twelve years ago) link

i feel like that needs to be distinguished from a second-person piece that would read like, "you walk into guy fieri's new restaurant. the host approaches you." those are pretty brutal

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 05:14 (twelve years ago) link

good point and tbf who amongst us hasnt wanted to ask guy fieri if he cant be fn serious

lag∞n, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 05:19 (twelve years ago) link

reading that article makes me want to die of an atherosclerotic heart attack

does smooshing cloacae together actually count as sodomy??? (silby), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 05:24 (twelve years ago) link

^my fav kind of heart attack

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 06:26 (twelve years ago) link

Sauce it up!

mod is my co-pilot (Pillbox), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 06:42 (twelve years ago) link

i feel like that needs to be distinguished from a second-person piece that would read like, "you walk into guy fieri's new restaurant. the host approaches you." those are pretty brutal

like Marilyn Hagerty's reviews?

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 12:01 (twelve years ago) link

that article is great! the epistolary form totally works.

― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Tuesday, November 13, 2012 11:14 PM

otm

WilliamC, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 14:47 (twelve years ago) link

lol wmc i never noticed yr ray smuckles comparison til today. i think that might be the most succinct description ever of guy's appeal for me.

idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 14:50 (twelve years ago) link

Direct challenge to DJP in that NYT review:

Hey, did you try that blue drink, the one that glows like nuclear waste? The watermelon margarita? Any idea why it tastes like some combination of radiator fluid and formaldehyde?

super perv powder (Phil D.), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 14:57 (twelve years ago) link

FO' SHO

idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 14:57 (twelve years ago) link

Hey, did you try that blue drink, the one that glows like nuclear waste? The watermelon margarita? Any idea why it tastes like some combination of radiator fluid and formaldehyde?

I read this and thought to myself "fuck, now I have to go to Guy Fieri's restaurant"

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 14:58 (twelve years ago) link

djp will you go to guy fieri's restaurant with me?

idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 14:59 (twelve years ago) link

actually i am just going to extend this invitation to any ilxors on the upper east coast.

idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 14:59 (twelve years ago) link

because i am going. one day. this is not an option.

idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 14:59 (twelve years ago) link

we've already parsed the semiotics of djp's affection for blue martinis with radioactive isotopes floating in them

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:00 (twelve years ago) link

NYC FAP FO SHO

super perv powder (Phil D.), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:00 (twelve years ago) link

fun game: get a group of people and go to guy fieri's restaurant, but each person will order the food of somebody else in the group

乒乓, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:00 (twelve years ago) link

going to a guy fieri restaurant is some hajj shit for me

idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:02 (twelve years ago) link

un game: get a group of people and go to guy fieri's restaurant, but each person will order the food of vomit on somebody else in the group

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:03 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/gz6II.png

lag∞n, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:04 (twelve years ago) link

after drinking a radioactive blue martini, of course

乒乓, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:04 (twelve years ago) link

"you walk into guy fieri's new restaurant. the host approaches you."

Worst Choose Your Own Adventure book ever.

bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:05 (twelve years ago) link

djp will you go to guy fieri's restaurant with me?

FUCK YES I WILL

I have to do an NYC trip at some point anyway to visit FB and his fiancee so that would dovetail nicely

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:05 (twelve years ago) link

someone photoshop "dating a coworker" so it's "dating guy fieri"

idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:05 (twelve years ago) link

FUCK YES I WILL

maybe he'll be there!

idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:06 (twelve years ago) link

the Blue Glowtini is AWESOME btw

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:06 (twelve years ago) link

i'd have so many questions for him

idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:06 (twelve years ago) link

foremost among my questions would be "what was it like touring with Third Eye Bling?" and "did you ever get a chance to meet Eddie Murphy or Mike Myers?"

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:08 (twelve years ago) link

"you seem to have lived a remunerative existence as a manic pig-ignorant toad consuming whatever comes his way like a vacuum cleaner. would you say my life choices are basically sound, then?"

idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:08 (twelve years ago) link

the truly fucked up thing abt this restaurant is how expensive it is, you could get a really good meal somewhere else!

lag∞n, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:08 (twelve years ago) link

yeah but one doesn't go to mecca because you could pray to the wall of a gas station a lot easier

idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:09 (twelve years ago) link

omg Third Eye Bling, I should make that happen

it would be all 3EB covers done in the style of mid-90s Bad Boy

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:09 (twelve years ago) link

I would totally try this place out of curiousity at this point but I bet the entrees are like 20 bux

xp

iatee, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:10 (twelve years ago) link

isn't there an Olive Garden in Times Square that's cheaper and serves better food?

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:11 (twelve years ago) link


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