worst sounding sushi roll at guy fieri's southern bbq & california style sushi restaurant tex wasabi's

FUCK YES I WILL

maybe he'll be there!

the Blue Glowtini is AWESOME btw

i'd have so many questions for him

foremost among my questions would be "what was it like touring with Third Eye Bling?" and "did you ever get a chance to meet Eddie Murphy or Mike Myers?"

"you seem to have lived a remunerative existence as a manic pig-ignorant toad consuming whatever comes his way like a vacuum cleaner. would you say my life choices are basically sound, then?"

the truly fucked up thing abt this restaurant is how expensive it is, you could get a really good meal somewhere else!

yeah but one doesn't go to mecca because you could pray to the wall of a gas station a lot easier

omg Third Eye Bling, I should make that happen

it would be all 3EB covers done in the style of mid-90s Bad Boy

I would totally try this place out of curiousity at this point but I bet the entrees are like 20 bux

xp

isn't there an Olive Garden in Times Square that's cheaper and serves better food?

and a souvenir blue glow cube

U DINT TELL US U GOT TO KEEP THE GLOW CUBE

olive gardens probably not cheaper. maybe better but

i don't think there's an appetizer less than 11 bucks on the menu!

times square olive garden is weirdly expensive too

YEAH BUT BOTTOMLESS SALAD BOWL

There's an ESPNZone in Times Square and you can sit in a giant recliner in front of a wall of TVs. Suck it, Fieri.

U DINT TELL US U GOT TO KEEP THE GLOW CUBE

WTF YES I DID

I wld eat guy fieri over olive garden tbh

that sounded gross

DJP wears it in his shirt pocket for work, fooling colleagues into thinking his left nipple is radioactive.

I sampled burger king's bacon sundae the first week it came out, otoh

I would go to this place if it was with you guys

Still roffling over the idea of Third Eye Bling.

I will say again, DJP and his glowtini was a sight to behold. He was truly a happy man that day.

dayo and mh and djp know what's up.

what did YOU order, Ned?

WTF YES I DID

― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, November 14, 2012 10:13 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol my bad i mustve been blinded or hypnotized byt the glow or something

ilx worldfap to be held at guy's

what did YOU order, Ned?

Strongly suspect I just had a gin and tonic. It was a warm day.

500 seats let's not forget

one of just needs to win the lottery, then we could rent out the entire place for the day

actually I'm looking for the post where I said I took both of the glowing ice cubes home* and I can't find it, so maybe I said something right after the original visit

* BECAUSE I ORDERED TWO GLOWTINIS

is olive garden cheap not-in-nyc? cause the ones here are kinda ridiculously priced for cafeteria food

oh I'd totally go with you guys if we all shared one appetizer and went to an Arby's afterwards.

fun game: get a group of people and go to guy fieri's restaurant, but each person will order the food of somebody else in the group

― 乒乓, Wednesday, November 14, 2012 3:00 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^crucial

is olive garden cheap not-in-nyc? cause the ones here are kinda ridiculously priced for cafeteria food

― iatee, Wednesday, November 14, 2012 10:17 AM (27 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is the secret of all those casual dining chains, theyre wildly expensive, ever been to applebees goddamn

http://www.library.upenn.edu/exhibits/rbm/chef/images/fulldisplay/9_5_8.jpg

i just found out that applebees new slogan is "see you tomorrow"

hahahahahah

within the last 4 months I've eaten at both an outback steakhouse and an applebees, I think it def came out to like $15-25 per person each time

i mean i'd totally eat at applebees too if they had some commensurate personality

"APPLEBEE'S: Wouldn't it be funny to go to Applebee's?"

― Team Safeword (Abbbottt), Tuesday, July 17, 2012 1:41 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a screaming fat guy with red pipi longstocking hair and overalls called johnny applebees or something

ah okay, I never said I took the cubes home, Sara R-C just pointed out they were keepsake souvenirs:

LAID BACK GAUZE THE OLD TILE WAS GATTING ON SCHOOL DAZE AND MOLLIFIED FOLEY CATHETERS NOW OPTIMIZED WITH PREMIUM CONTENT FOR USERS BITTEN IN THE EYE BY PIPE BOMBS (PS: BOOTY POPS IS STR8 HO HO HO)

god I thought by hiding ITR from SNA I would be forever escaped from those thread titles

ive only eaten at applebees once in my life and have no memory of the food, only the decor

that thread title reads like guy f. on a pcp bender tbqh

wow yr story is really starting to crumble huh DO U EVE USE THE GLOW CUBES AT HOME TO MAKE YRSELF BLUE DRINKS

the batteries are dead now ;_;

dang im so... sry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwhsHpCkiKw

if i ever do win the lottery i want to make guy recreate this scene for me every birthday