ive never been to cheesecake factory either. so many missed chain food experiences in my life
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:33 (twelve years ago) link
Cheesecake Factory is kind of... amazing. Everything is a well-tested bomb of flavor, portions are huge, and the menu has ADVERTISEMENTS in it. Like car ads or something inside the cover
― under minnesota shakedown (mh), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:33 (twelve years ago) link
cheesecake factory is fine
― iatee, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:33 (twelve years ago) link
ribs from applebees I don't evenare they trying to be chilis, that is a weird kind of aspirational― under minnesota shakedown (mh), Wednesday, November 14, 2012 10:30 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
are they trying to be chilis, that is a weird kind of aspirational
― under minnesota shakedown (mh), Wednesday, November 14, 2012 10:30 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
When I worked at an Applebee's about 10 years ago, they sold ribs.
― how's life, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:34 (twelve years ago) link
bertucci's is gross but the rolls are fucking awesome
― ENBB, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:34 (twelve years ago) link
Cheesecake factory is ridiculous and serves you enough food for like 4 meals forget about one but Iatee's right - it's fine.
I really don't mind Cheesecake Factory! I'll probably end up going before the holidays with my mom for lunch when we hit the mall, but we sit at the bar and share an appetizer. They got a pretty great liquor selection.
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:35 (twelve years ago) link
See? You guys have not yet hit The Cheesecake Factory Breaking Point. It's a sad, sad day when that happens, you don't even want their cheesecake anymore (which is still genuinely delicious)
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:35 (twelve years ago) link
how's life has been holding out on us
― under minnesota shakedown (mh), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:35 (twelve years ago) link
There is this four cheese pasta thing that is straight up amazing.
― ENBB, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:35 (twelve years ago) link
guys let's not steer this thread too far off course okay
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:35 (twelve years ago) link
California Pizza Kitchen can fuck off from the jump, tho
I only had the cheesecake once - I was disappointed!
bertuccis used to be a kinda legit boston pizza chain when i was a kid didnt realize they went full on casual dining chain rip
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:35 (twelve years ago) link
lol DJP you're thinking of the cambridgeside and its shitty food options
― ENBB, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:36 (twelve years ago) link
picture of Fieri's sister-remembrance tattoo is... a thing
― under minnesota shakedown (mh), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:36 (twelve years ago) link
and yeah CPK is not good
SORRY STRONGO
best chain in Boston = the 992nd best = Pizzeria Regina
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:36 (twelve years ago) link
yeah I mean their portions and calories are what they are but its not like the food itself is revolting, whereas lots of these places the 2000 calorie entree actually doesn't even taste good
― iatee, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:36 (twelve years ago) link
http://poormans-gourmet.com/funky-foods/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/the-homewrecker-hotdog-guy-fieri.jpg
there are many chain restaurant threads. this...this is what this one is all about.
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:37 (twelve years ago) link
bertuccis used to be good but seriously lost its way
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:37 (twelve years ago) link
best chain in Boston = the 99
This has got to be a fucking joke.
― ENBB, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:37 (twelve years ago) link
I am a guy who regularly douses himself in soy sauce but even I was all
http://i.imgur.com/EoS0i.jpg
when I went to applebee's and outback this year
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:37 (twelve years ago) link
THE 99?!
i've def been to worse places than the 99
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:38 (twelve years ago) link
strongo I hope this thread and your ensuing trip to Guy's Whatever Restaurant results in an exciting new round of updates to strongo's nuevo cuisine
― does smooshing cloacae together actually count as sodomy??? (silby), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:38 (twelve years ago) link
ok yeah most of my bertucci's eating was back in the 90s when i was a kid, havent been recently except for take-out pizza and wld not be surprised if it sucks now that they've gone big
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:38 (twelve years ago) link
CAD I'm not sure that I have but maybe I just had a particularly horrific experience.
― ENBB, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:38 (twelve years ago) link
ew my god that cheese steak picture puke
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:39 (twelve years ago) link
was just trying to gauge olive garden's quality via comparison, out of curiosity
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:39 (twelve years ago) link
oh man i should really hit guy up for some venture capital
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:39 (twelve years ago) link
yeah I mean their portions and calories are what they are but its not like the food itself is revolting
oh dude, you are so lucky; remember these days because you will be pissed when you notice how much Cheesecake Factory's food fucking sucks (I think it was the thai chicken pasta that broke me, it basically tasted like someone had vomited peanut butter onto chicken alfredo)
also the 99 is going to be a nightmare if you don't eat meat
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:39 (twelve years ago) link
there was a 99 in south jersey once, it closed
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:39 (twelve years ago) link
i mean if anyone understands the d.s.n.c. aesthetic
lol yes. A student of ours who works there (the tips are amazing, he says) claims that everything on the menu – everything – is cooked fresh on the premises, not frozen. Food prep people arrive at 3 a.m., he says.
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:39 (twelve years ago) link
I had a hamburger there that I wanted cooked medium rare and it came out well done
but let's get back to Guy's blue watermelon martini, because that looks amazing
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:40 (twelve years ago) link
so what are you complaining about?
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:40 (twelve years ago) link
there was an article about the cheesecake factory and its machine-like-processes..where was it, the new yorker?
― iatee, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:40 (twelve years ago) link
THANK YOU, DAN
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:40 (twelve years ago) link
there was an article about that recently, their training is insane and the food prep is incredibly good, delivering an amazingly consistent product, even across cheesecake factories
the product is unfortunately cheesecake factory food, though
― under minnesota shakedown (mh), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:41 (twelve years ago) link
yeah that was in the nyer
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:42 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2012/08/13/120813fa_fact_gawande
― under minnesota shakedown (mh), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:42 (twelve years ago) link
and the article was actually about health care i think? it was weird.
it was about applying cheesecake factory methods to the medical industry. tbh, it'd probably be better in the service of consistent medical care than in food
― under minnesota shakedown (mh), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:43 (twelve years ago) link
Not if medical care is as consistent as the Factory's taquito rolls.
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:43 (twelve years ago) link
Wait can we just - what is he even eating in that last pic? I do not understand what's happening there.
― ENBB, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:44 (twelve years ago) link
best chain in Boston = the 992nd best = Pizzeria Regina― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, November 14, 2012 10:36 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, November 14, 2012 10:36 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
regina is legit though i rarely go there
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:44 (twelve years ago) link
these places fulfill the mid-century american dream of being able to drive anywhere around the country, go to a familiar restaurant or motel, and get exactly the same product. cheesecake factory somehow does it with fresh ingredients. this is a dream I do not share.
― under minnesota shakedown (mh), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:44 (twelve years ago) link