worst sounding sushi roll at guy fieri's southern bbq & california style sushi restaurant tex wasabi's

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O_O A HOT DOG?! wtf.

Regina is fucking delicious and so it Polcaris up on rte 1 because it's owned by them.

ENBB, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:45 (twelve years ago) link

My next tattoo, that's what.

ENBB, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:46 (twelve years ago) link

delicious, is my guess

idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:46 (twelve years ago) link

It's throwing devil horns, it must be good.

super perv powder (Phil D.), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:46 (twelve years ago) link

they kind of missed an obvious opportunity there by not calling it "funkin punkin"

does smooshing cloacae together actually count as sodomy??? (silby), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:46 (twelve years ago) link

headless horseguy

idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:46 (twelve years ago) link

enbb did u know the giant sports depot in allston is now a giant regina?

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:47 (twelve years ago) link

. . . just

beef richards (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:47 (twelve years ago) link

logo makes it look like a pumpkin beer, probably isn't

under minnesota shakedown (mh), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:48 (twelve years ago) link

can't wait to kick back with my blue watermelon martini and my buffalo bleu-sabi wings at Guy's American Foodcrimescene Restaurant

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:48 (twelve years ago) link

can i just

Motley Que Ribs

idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:48 (twelve years ago) link

Motley Mr. Que Ribs

idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:48 (twelve years ago) link

foodcrime
foodcrime
(1984)

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:48 (twelve years ago) link

I don't think Fieri actually has anything as ridiculous as that hot dog in his restaurant? I got the impression his own food is like applebees inspired by crazy stuff, but not actually crazy

under minnesota shakedown (mh), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:48 (twelve years ago) link

logo makes it look like a pumpkin beer, probably isn't

This autumn ale is made with honey-roasted pumpkins and simmered with ginger, cloves, cinnamon, and nutmeg. A sweet and spicy harvest treat that goes down smoothly.

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:50 (twelve years ago) link

If any ILXors come to Cleveland for the EMP Pop Conference next year I'll take you to local chain MELT so you can take the Melt Challenge:

Our monster grilled cheese featuring 13 different cheeses, 3 slices of grilled bread and a pile of hand-cut fries & slaw. Over 5 lbs. of food! Finish it all without any help or trips to the bathroom and you will be awarded a Melt t-shirt or Melt Pint Glass, a $10 gift card and we’ll immortalize you in our online Melt Challenge Hall of Fame.

http://meltbarandgrilled.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/melt-challenge.jpg

http://www.clevescene.com/binary/05bf/melt-grilled-cheese-challenge.jpg

super perv powder (Phil D.), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:50 (twelve years ago) link

Motley Mr. Que Ribs

― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, November 14, 2012 3:48 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

how dare you sully my good name sir

beef richards (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:50 (twelve years ago) link

CAD - yeah I just drove by there recently but I'm sad the sports depot is gone because I used to go there occasionally when I lived in the crack house on the corner of Linden street. SD just seemed like a real institution somehow.

ENBB, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:51 (twelve years ago) link

that is an aborted goat fetus on a yellow plate

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:51 (twelve years ago) link

a DELICIOUS aborted goat fetus

super perv powder (Phil D.), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:52 (twelve years ago) link

This autumn ale is made with honey-roasted pumpkins and simmered with ginger, cloves, cinnamon, and nutmeg. A sweet and spicy harvest treat that goes down smoothly. Also a big hunk of bacon, shredded pepper jack, live scorpions, an onion ring, marmot skin shavings, and some chipotle guac cream. Boo-ya!

idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:52 (twelve years ago) link

lol x-post

ENBB, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:53 (twelve years ago) link

YOU GUYS THE DRINK MENU

http://www.guysamerican.com/images/menu/Cocktails.jpg

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:53 (twelve years ago) link

I want that beer now though. Right now.

ENBB, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:53 (twelve years ago) link

Well, just this image if you want to cut to the chase. The Fieri-alike on "Man vs. Food" went to the restaurant:
http://www.jethrosdesmoines.com/wp-content/uploads/jethros_emmenecker.png

under minnesota shakedown (mh), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:53 (twelve years ago) link

is that anti-freeze in a martini glass?

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:53 (twelve years ago) link

i hate food challenges - i tried to eat a 2 pound burger once which is not even that big a food challenge and i'm a pretty big guy but i couldn't handle it and it ruined any desire i would have had to do something similar ever again

ciderpress, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:53 (twelve years ago) link

the first two ingredients of the North Cali Mojito are "Sauvignon Blanc" and "Hendricks Gin"

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:54 (twelve years ago) link

brb off to change my dn to Presidente Margarita

super perv powder (Phil D.), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:54 (twelve years ago) link

might have to email Fieri, they misspelled "nectar" on the margarita

under minnesota shakedown (mh), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:54 (twelve years ago) link

so that's how they roll in San Jose

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:55 (twelve years ago) link

what do you think his emails are like

beef richards (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:55 (twelve years ago) link

seriously the more i think about, the more i think guy could make the dr. strongo restaurant a reality

idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:55 (twelve years ago) link

jesus christ that mojito recipe is puzzling

under minnesota shakedown (mh), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:55 (twelve years ago) link

we seem to have the same whimsical attitude toward people's general well-being

idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:56 (twelve years ago) link

might have to email Fieri, they misspelled "nectar" on the margarita

they meant "neckbeard"

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:56 (twelve years ago) link

xxxp it doesn't help that the bread at Melt is sliced nearly 3/4" thick. I mean, imagine that with something like this (which I've eaten) - keep in mind, this is not just lasagna, this is a sandwich. A lasagna sandwich.

The Godfather
3 cheese lasagna, fresh fennel-oregano pasta sheets, hearty red sauce, provolone, garlic spiked bread - $12.00 V

super perv powder (Phil D.), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:56 (twelve years ago) link

wait a minute: Midori, Hendricks, pineapple juice, and sauvignon blanc?!

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:56 (twelve years ago) link

xpost - the more I think about it I'm pretty sure you owe it to the world to make that happen

ENBB, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:56 (twelve years ago) link

Most of those sound sort vile but I'm pretty sure I'd drink any of them.

ENBB, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:56 (twelve years ago) link

CAD - yeah I just drove by there recently but I'm sad the sports depot is gone because I used to go there occasionally when I lived in the crack house on the corner of Linden street. SD just seemed like a real institution somehow.

― ENBB, Wednesday, November 14, 2012 10:51 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hah yeah the crack house is why i thought to tell you this

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:56 (twelve years ago) link

I get mojito variations, or maybe a clever joke based on the fact it's wine country

but there is nothing in this recipe that resembles a mojito in any way

under minnesota shakedown (mh), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:57 (twelve years ago) link

Feel like the "Pirate Jack" is naked without pepper jack cheese somehow shoehorned into it.

5-Hour Enmity (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:57 (twelve years ago) link

jimmy fallon hanging around in the kitchen all day with a chef's hat and apron on, waiting for someone to order his boozy creamsicle

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:57 (twelve years ago) link

Camaro Red Sangria, Joe Biden's drink of choice.

super perv powder (Phil D.), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:57 (twelve years ago) link

it's a mojito without MINT LEAVES

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:57 (twelve years ago) link

I mean

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:57 (twelve years ago) link


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