worst sounding sushi roll at guy fieri's southern bbq & california style sushi restaurant tex wasabi's

"THAT IS A BIG PIZZA"

that is the most high school of "I have a great sex idea" moves, so yes

also does he leave his arm bands on or off

these are the things i think about

in my stygian pit of loneliness

He puts the left one around his dick

does he leave his sunglasses on behind his head?

i'm pretty sure that when guy fieri orgasms he sounds like he's having a heart attack -- i'm sure one day that's how he'll die

still dying at the concept of a google alert set to 'pepper jack'

i'm pissed that after all this time, no food critic has gone to tex wasabi's to eat these sushi rolls

are you man enough jordan

when Guy Fieri orgasms and you feel his breath on your neck it smells like bologna and mayonnaise

i can't believe we crossed the guy fieri sex talk line and djp is off like doing work or something

jordan u need to do it, you know u can

if i ever find myself in santa rosa or the sacramento-area, i pledge to go to tex wasabi's and eat gringo sushi

start a kickstarter; i'll chip in

my offer to eat at any guy fieri restaurant stands, so yeah, jordan, whenever yr ready, holler

jesus i'm hungry now

seriously you guys could turn it into some kind of hunter s. thompson type deal

"tex wasabi's is decadent and depraved"

when Guy Fieri orgasmsis within 20 feet of you and you feel his breath on your neck it smells like bologna and mayonnaise

i am pretty sure if i drove cross country to eat at tex wasabi's there's no way it wouldn't turn into a bargain basement version of fear and loathing

"THAT IS A BIG PIZZA"

― beef richards (Mr. Que), Wednesday, November 14, 2012 11:38 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

fear and trolling

I bet after Guy cums the whole room smells like hot ham

THERE WE GO

"We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the wasabi began to take hold."

goddamn it dan i was about to run to the store

(sorry guys, production crisis pulled me away)

too bad suggest ban option gone

suggest ham

strongo clicked "suggest dan" option instead

if i join in on the fieri safari, do i have to actually eat the food or can i spend the whole time confusing and terrifying the bartender with drink orders

because hey if there was ever a restaurant where i think someone else would put anchovy paste in a beer, this is the spot

we need to buy an old vw van for this

and a Port-a-Potty

we should prob cut out a section of the floorboards in the back so we can throw up while we drive

which hey solves the portapotty thing as well

only if flames were painted on the side

this really sounds like the best possible thing we could do to celebrate turning 40, jjj

I want in on this pilgrimage -- I've been training for it my whole life.

I might have to join in on this so I can help identify the bodies.

we need to buy an old vw van for this

morelike an old Suburban w/ steer horns attached to the hood

ok but we have to stop at Disneyland for blue glowtinis

do they have whole habenero peppers

"after the incident of 2013, Guy's restaurant became known as 'Fieritown'; young people began referring to the act of uncritically going along with a patently terrible idea as 'eating the bleu-sabi wings'"

There's a big van down the street with a sign on it that says "FOR SALE -- INCLUDES SAT. TV"

ive always wanted to die in times square so why not do in guy fieris warm poblanorita embrace

WHAT THE SHIT YOU GUYS DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF THE MCDONALDS IS A FALAFEL STAND THAT'S AT LEAST TWICE AS GOOD EVEN IF IT'S THE WORST FALAFEL STAND IN TOWN.

― too many encores (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, November 14, 2012 11:14 AM (34 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm convinced that there's a falafel cart cartel in NYC because nearly all of them are awful

i get that way about people who eat at subway in philadelphia

― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, November 14, 2012 11:15 AM (33 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

my most recent trip back I found out that jimmy john's has opened in philly and people actually go there

what the hell man, what the hell