worst sounding sushi roll at guy fieri's southern bbq & california style sushi restaurant tex wasabi's

just put it in a martini, I always say

and a lock of guy fieri's hair cut from where it's frosted

also, a pork chop

raw

i wonder if he does the frosting himself or its a whole weekly deal along with mani-pedi

why do i have so many questions about guy fieri

i just want him to be my friend u_u

I'd take a falafel martini over a goddamn Cosmo

and come over and play wii boxing and then a bongo solo or two while we listen to my parrothead jams mix cd

O_O

what if... they put falafel into a cosmo

through the looking glass here

http://www.annotatedmst.com/episodes/teenagersouterspace/bugsbunny.jpg

strongo, guy

tell me again about the rabbits, guy fieri

FOR DESSERT AT GUY FIERI'S: THE CAKE OF FROSTED TIPS

http://i.imgur.com/uU3nE.jpg

I don't trust Diners, Drive ins, and Dives because Guy chose a year old fish-n-chips place (Mac's Fish and Chips) over myriad better options and acted like it was Santa Barbara canon. It also doesn't fit into his triple D genre.

I just found something beautiful.

http://cdn.crushable.com/files/2011/08/tumblr_lqpakfnQ2E1qzy8n8o1_500.jpg

http://p.twimg.com/Ajv698gCMAAq1yd.jpg:large

i kind of want a teddy ruxpin except it's guy fieri

http://i.imgur.com/CtODg.jpg

if you could put a cassette in Guy Fieri's back and make him lip-sync to, say, "Fucked" by GOD, that would be the BEST

A+ pics guys! A+ pics, Guy!

one time when i was a kid we put the cassingle of "i want your sex" into teddy ruxpin

omg

that day, strongo became a man

strongo if you cannot be friends w/guy you can at least eat his head and absorb his essence

http://img854.imageshack.us/img854/7586/blackwatergrill2.jpg

it was like say anything except i was 9 and the boombox was a teddy ruxpin

Not to digress too much, but I believe Jane and Michael Stern put another fishhook in an imprisoned orphan's neck every time Guy Fieri's name is spoken out loud.

how do i make a drink out of hummus

sorry i am on my own vision quest over here

I will help you

r.i.p. beverly [REDACTED] you were my one true love and you never understood what i was trying to tell you with that teddy ruxpin

i really want falafel now

even though i mean the lyrics to "i want your sex" are pretty fucking obvious, toots

I am now envisioning some kind of holiday-themed McDonald's-steez hummus milkshake and I think I need to lie down.

1/4 cup hummus
1/2 cup gin
1/4 cup olives
1 cup yogurt

guy fieri has ruined us all

ruined? he's LIBERATED me.

i've been a broken man since 1987

dying itt

garnish with feta and grape leaves

trying to decide if you mean help me in a design the drink way, or a charitable interventiony way xposts

when i worked at a bar in college one of the regulars was this law student at the time in his early 30s, he drank a lot and def liked to party....one time he told me this story about he and this dude were getting fucked up on DMT in the basement of the apartment building they lived in, the boiler room, and they set a teddy ruxpin on fire, he said it was horrifying

well he's helped you strongo, i think he's ruined DJP

djp that drink might actually be...good?

1/4 cup hummus
1/2 cup gin
1/4 cup olives
1 cup yogurt

― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, November 14, 2012 5:20 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

garnish with feta and grape leaves

― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, November 14, 2012 5:21 PM (41 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Exhibit A

hahahaha i have set a teddy ruxpin on fire!

pretty sure that's a section from infinite jest, m@tt

strongo stuck the "I Want Your Sex" cassingle in his Teddy Ruxpin in 2006.

djp that drink might actually be...good?

http://northoftheriver.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/obamabrushingthatdirtoffhisshoulder.jpg