worst sounding sushi roll at guy fieri's southern bbq & california style sushi restaurant tex wasabi's

the fat also rises

i feel kinda spent after all this

― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, November 14, 2012 12:54 PM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what do you think guy fieri's post-coital cigarette of choice is

and would he let you have a drag

A fried Marlboro

Kool Milds drenched in donkey sauce

unfiltered lucky strikes with shredded pork where the tobacco should be

wasabi clove with rasperry reduction

guy fieri's aesthetic is many things but the word "reduction" has never been a part of it

one of those camel crush things but when you squeeze the filter it shoots warm bacon fat into your mouth

just a ball of bacon grease in the filter

chorizo-infused filter (extra long)

he just lights up a stick of teriyaki beef jerky

slim jim man, slim jim

http://content.costco.com/Images/Content/Product/618674b.jpg

shit is like a pack of black and mild's to him

ahem strongo might I point you to Guy's South Beach Mojito with blueberry reduction and Wild Lemon Martini with lemon reduction

*drops mic*

GF smokes $100 bills

http://www.therichest.org/celebnetworth/business/men/guy-fieri-net-worth/

what he didn't tell you is that "reduction" is actually code for "hunk of balled up chicken grease."

lol!

reduction = donkey sauce

the last thing you hear before you die

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-LiPvdAjDY

if only i could bend fieris ear i am sure that i could get the graveyson on his shot menu for thanksgiving, i could be a thousandaire

which is to say, ENBB has an underappreciated post upthread

secret shot menu designed by celebrity bartender fluffy bear

btw y'all i just emailed guy about the dr. strongo's restaurant

if it goes through, yr all hired. in some capacity.

drink menu really should just be a series of before and after photos

the "South Beach mojito" I know has ingredients that might frighten Mr. Fieri.

he means semen everyone

I meant tofu

semen-flavored tofu

jjjusten and FB should have a separate bar in the restaurant called the 'lab' where they concoct new and exciting drinks in realtime for customers

also known as STFU

to be fair, its only illegal if you serve human semen at a restaurant

exciting possibilities for dog and horse semen

before you move forward with this idea, you might want to run that by someone who is an actual lawyer

this restaurant will be located somewhere with no extradition treaties

i mean, come on

"it's legal" - successful lawyer who burned a teddy ruxpin doll while high on DMT

South Beach!

you think i haven't put nearly ten years of thought into this

god bless strongo hulkington for doing the lord's work in this thread

drink menu really should just be a series of before and after photos

― Me order! Me Fieri! Me run Flavortown! (jjjusten), Wednesday, November 14, 2012 12:41 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this needs to be a thing

"I'd better stay away from the drink that made this man cry, and I don't know if I want to go as far as the guy with his head on the table, but this guy's making out with a woman who I would probably find attractive in his state, so let's start there."

I have had the same damn smashmouth song in my head for the last three hours and it's this thread's fault. I hate all of you.

hey now.

you're a rockstar

(sorry)

fuck you

not really!

It's not even that one!

Wait, yes it was.

hey now
drinking rockstar
and midori
and mango purrr-eee