god bless strongo hulkington for doing the lord's work in this thread
― j., Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:46 (twelve years ago) link
drink menu really should just be a series of before and after photos
― Me order! Me Fieri! Me run Flavortown! (jjjusten), Wednesday, November 14, 2012 12:41 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
this needs to be a thing
"I'd better stay away from the drink that made this man cry, and I don't know if I want to go as far as the guy with his head on the table, but this guy's making out with a woman who I would probably find attractive in his state, so let's start there."
― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:50 (twelve years ago) link
I have had the same damn smashmouth song in my head for the last three hours and it's this thread's fault. I hate all of you.
― ENBB, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:52 (twelve years ago) link
hey now.
you're a rockstar
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:52 (twelve years ago) link
(sorry)
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:53 (twelve years ago) link
fuck you
― ENBB, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:53 (twelve years ago) link
not really!
It's not even that one!
Wait, yes it was.
hey nowdrinking rockstarand midoriand mango purrr-eee
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:54 (twelve years ago) link
somebody once told me to ruin sushi rolls see
― Me order! Me Fieri! Me run Flavortown! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:54 (twelve years ago) link
well the guy starts cumming and the ham starts running
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:55 (twelve years ago) link
hahahahahaaa
― Me order! Me Fieri! Me run Flavortown! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:55 (twelve years ago) link
THIS IS NOT HELPING
― ENBB, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:55 (twelve years ago) link
should have kept my trap shut
― ENBB, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:56 (twelve years ago) link
is it their cover of 'why can't we be friends' or their cover of cannibal corpse's 'hammer smashed mouth'?
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:56 (twelve years ago) link
omg
It's a good thing my office door is closed.
― super perv powder (Phil D.), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:56 (twelve years ago) link
Every time I see a pic of guy fieri itt I hear Ted Levine say, "Was he a great big fat person?"
― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:57 (twelve years ago) link
HAHAHAHAH
Yesssssssssssssssssss
― ENBB, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:57 (twelve years ago) link
all that glitters is choad
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:58 (twelve years ago) link
http://lyfestinks.com/post/12838586754/guy-fieri-erotic-fanfic-nothing-weird-here
― Me order! Me Fieri! Me run Flavortown! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 19:00 (twelve years ago) link
hahaha
― ENBB, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 19:00 (twelve years ago) link
best url
― ENBB, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 19:01 (twelve years ago) link
prob not technically nsfw but hey maybe dim the screen
― Me order! Me Fieri! Me run Flavortown! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 19:01 (twelve years ago) link
thank you, jjj, for reconfirming my atheism
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 19:01 (twelve years ago) link
yeah I'm not clicking on that
oh i clicked on it
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 19:02 (twelve years ago) link
and now the whole room smells like ham
you cant unread that fyi
― Me order! Me Fieri! Me run Flavortown! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 19:02 (twelve years ago) link
I cannot imagine a worse subject for a fanfic.
― this will surprise many (Nicole), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 19:02 (twelve years ago) link
Your question is answered as our bedroom door blasts off it’s hinges. It’s Guy Fieri himself with a 5 gallon jug of bacon-loaded garlic mashed potatoes. He upends them over our waiting mouths before catapulting himself, surprisingly catlike, right atop of my mashtater-covered tjnkis.
I really want to see but my computer faces everyone and I am afraid now.
― ENBB, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 19:03 (twelve years ago) link
i'm not clicking on that unless the other woman is a ham slathered in spicy chipolte pepper jack
― beef richards (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 19:03 (twelve years ago) link
hey look its the greatest sentence ever written in english
― Me order! Me Fieri! Me run Flavortown! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 19:03 (twelve years ago) link
lol
http://i.imgur.com/CHJsx.png
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 19:04 (twelve years ago) link
― this will surprise many (Nicole), Wednesday, November 14, 2012 2:02 PM (39 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
"Oh, darlin' y'all just ain't thinkin' hard enough!"
http://joonbug.com/media/rcZhThTzn1P/paula-deen.jpg
― super perv powder (Phil D.), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 19:04 (twelve years ago) link
look there have been many times i have thought about posting paul deen to ws
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 19:04 (twelve years ago) link
xxposts I'm just gonna guess what tjinkis are
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 19:04 (twelve years ago) link
unclear if the author's interlocutor is male or female
― Fieri-brand sausages into my and your ready holes (silby), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 19:05 (twelve years ago) link
brief interviews with hideous fieris
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 19:05 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/DTReC.jpg
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 19:08 (twelve years ago) link
have you ever worn a fannypack
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 19:08 (twelve years ago) link
has he been posted to pictures of 'people who figured out how to live' thread?
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 19:10 (twelve years ago) link
http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/guy-fieri-small-penis.jpg
― Me order! Me Fieri! Me run Flavortown! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 19:11 (twelve years ago) link
a good example of how the name of an image link can make all the difference
l-r guy fieri's boyfriend, guy fieri, dishwasher
― Fieri-brand sausages into my and your ready holes (silby), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 19:12 (twelve years ago) link
again, i'm not clicking on that unless guy is going full ham on something
― beef richards (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 19:12 (twelve years ago) link
i.e. a ham
that is actually worksafe fyi
― Me order! Me Fieri! Me run Flavortown! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 19:12 (twelve years ago) link