worst sounding sushi roll at guy fieri's southern bbq & california style sushi restaurant tex wasabi's

I'd just like to interject for a moment, only to say in my best McConaughey voice:

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT!

ME!

It may be years before I make to new york tho

can we make this sorta soon? I am hungry. I am all the way in Denver, though, so I need a bit of advance notice.

does attending in spirit count as attendance?

I wonder if it'll be better than Toby Keith's restaurant.

man i would totally hang out with both toby keith and guy fieri

i am the worst person

Toby Keith's a more valuable member of society, unless of course he fills that red solo cup with melted pepper jack cheese and sushi rolls, in which case he can fuck right off.

there's a Toby Keith's not far from my office

I want to go there less than I want to go to Guy Fieri's anything

love, peace and taco grease,

guy

^^^ my new email signature at work

well that toby keith place seems to just want to be a sorta boring theme joint whereas fieri seems intent on actually really fucking with you

i wish carrot top had his own restaurant. I'd MOVE IN.

we'll put jack on your fish, it's the american way

monterey jack cheese is so dumb

i mean as funny as this thread has been on some deep level the fact that a man famous for cramming greasy oversized bites into his glistening maw and then making beastial sex grunts has transfixed a nation is some sorta sociopathic underground river of shame bursting through the crust of the american psyche

up next: some dude named adam eats himself to death while people cheer

toby keith just puts an american flag on everything - guy fieri gets all up in your grill with crazy ill-advised flavors

dont get me wrong, i like it this way, but the rest of the world isnt generally so down with my particular brand of chaos

all right so far we got dayo, homo ii, djp, jjj, me, who else?

― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, November 14, 2012 6:40 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

obv i am in

cad will be responsible for matching for all of us drinks from the cocktail menu

a guy-fierimellier if you will

http://images.sodahead.com/polls/002193913/3452810070_2819204115_woman_raising_hand_answer_1_xlarge_answer_1_xlarge.jpeg

honestly is there anyone itt who would DECLINE a roadtrip?

i swear to you i will make fieri fap happen

I can be in the heart of Manhattan in (checks gas tank) 7 hours.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDcpXlttqq4

cockin it livin it lovin it

http://guysamerican.com/images/logo-lovin.png

PRICES Soups, salads and appetizers, $8.95 to $16.50; sandwiches, pastas and main courses, $16.95 to $31.50.

I'm bringing a flask and a sandwich.

guys, we can share one portion.

I'm not sharing my blue radioactive martini though.

i'll totally share my tofu mojito with you, AP

if you think i won't be shotgunning beers in an alley behind guy's greasepit before this you are insane, what do you think i am made of pepper jack

and there's no way I can eat a whole rack of Motley Que ribs

salted whiskey caramel fool is all mine tho

i'd probably go for the pat la frieda strip steak and order it blood red.

HAY WHO WANTS BUFFALO BLEU-SABI WINGS

i think i'm gonna have to be drunk to just not freak out the minute i walk in the door

eww-sabi

http://www.thesmartkitchenblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/0_22-Original-screen-used-Golden-Ticket-from-Willy-Wonka-the-Chocolate-Factory1.jpg

I may need to order General Tso's Pork just to find out what the fuck RICE A MUNEE is

feel like i have to get guy's big bite burger

well someone has to have the donkey sauce, it might as well be you, cad

with a north cali mojito or five

GOTTA GET MY WINE ON

oh if you think i'm not asking for a side of donkey sauce you are mistaken

it comes with donkey sauce

so to speak

i need to experience donkey sauce all on its own

seasonal funkin' pumpkin ale with a donkey sauce bomb

now we're talkin

i will drink every single one of their house beers in the largest size available, which i have to imagine is pretty fucking large