worst sounding sushi roll at guy fieri's southern bbq & california style sushi restaurant tex wasabi's

seasonal funkin' pumpkin ale with a donkey sauce bomb

now we're talkin

i will drink every single one of their house beers in the largest size available, which i have to imagine is pretty fucking large

16 oz. i've actually been to heartland brewery which is making the beers. they were ok.

guys, they have availability for a party of 20 tonight at 7:30.

7.50 a pint fuck you guy fieri

dudes it's okay i just won $50k on a scratch-off this is gonna happen

Cool -- fly us up.

over a fried pepperjack chimichurri and blue glowtini you can explain why Scott Walker doesn't suck

once again a fat maniac has brought us all together

North Cali mojitos for everyone!

north cali mojitos - made with humboldt county's finest "mint"

strongo, have you done any work today?

:,( rip strongo's job iirc

strongo applied for several jobs today, thank you

he also cleaned out the cat boxes, took the trash out, went to the store (twice), and wept. a lot.

strongo did god's work today

Sounds like strongo could use a Chill'n Like a Villain Margarita

read the review over dinner, brilliantly crafted

a series of fried horrors, I hope

morbs will you join us for dinner at guy's american kitchen?

we gotta have morbs on board

i feel like this is the project that can unite all of the disparate tribes of ilx

but it's not a real restaurant.

(had spinach pie & Greek salad btw)

I am going to make it my goal to spend, at a minimum, at least $100 at this place.

christ almighty all the desserts cost 12 bucks

guys, i told you, i got you

i cant believes some of you would skimp on this experience!!!!

more fun drinks on the dessert menu too

xp oh i'm all in, don't worry about me

I was going to NYC in a couple of weeks to see the Who. Now I'm going to NYC to see the Who and to eat my weight in jackass rolls.

I like to throw money around. I think if I were a guy i'd be a leisure suit larry-esque kinda guy, buying chicks drinks to get them to talk to me.

I want to go! It would be funny/sad that my first trip to New York is to sample Guy's American Kitchen.

I am going to NYC next April, I don't know if you guys can wait that long.

THIS IS GOING TO HAPPEN

my psyche is fragile, i need this

I need to discuss Scott Walker over bison meatloaf in a sugary brown glaze.

That is my dream.

if i finally get to meet nicole in a guy fieri restaurant it's some cosmic righteous fuckery tbh

gdamn you guys a certain erstwhile ilxor is at guy's american as we speak!

say whatnow

a much-missed contributor to ilnfl, as a matter of fact!

DAMN HER I SAW THAT she beat us to it.

the photos are....something

shut the fuck up

Honestly what IS that one with some ziti and some...whatever...pierogies? Topped with what is apparently the vilest lava flow imaginable, one of...sour cream??

well in orbit what i can tell you because i've had the menu open in its own tab basically all friggin day is that that was probably the baked garden pasta with tomato cream sauce and basil

*applauds*

"whole grain penne pasta with fresh mozzarella, cremini mushrooms, onions, and garlic cream sauce"