worst sounding sushi roll at guy fieri's southern bbq & california style sushi restaurant tex wasabi's

The one thing missing from his cocktail menu is BOOTY JUICE

is jamie oliver still on food network

he's the one that i had some sort of strange fascination with back when i watched food network a lot

booty juice and ass sauce

if Alton Brown quoted Milton or Spenser from inside an oven he would be my faculty chair.

I used to watch Jamie Oliver and Molto Mario obsessively

frosted bootyflakes

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, June 18, 2003 11:58 AM (9 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

(of corn)

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, June 18, 2003

The one thing missing from his cocktail menu is BOOTY JUICE

Found appropriate Fear of a Black Hat gif. Decided against posting it.

also I went through an Alton Brown addiction for a while but now I find him kind of snotty and condescending.

TARFUMES YOU HAVE TO POST THE BLACK HAT GIF

I'm begging you

http://i.imgur.com/bbiqW.gif

I had to leave for work just as that segment started this morning. I was pissed.

My mom called me and relayed the entire interview to me. She likes to call me at work and tell me what is going on on the Today Show. The day One Direction was on was apparently terrifying.

Todd English looks like he could be a Romney. I always think he must have some corpses buried on his property somewhere.

also I ate lunch at Bobby Flay's MESA restaurant in Vegas years ago. It was really, really good. I am not a huge Bobby Flay fan, honestly I went there expecting a horrible chipotle blue corn fever dream but it was not that at all, not a single blue corn or chipotle anything anywhere! But I only gave it 2 stars because Bobby Flay did not a) wait my table or b) personally cook my food. (lol)

thank u Tarfumes

alton brown was good when he was playing the bill nye role on good eats, don't really care about him outside of that

i once ate at a restaurant. it was okay.

x-posts - I hate watch Today over fb with my bff. Which I probably shouldn't admit but hey. The day OD was on was, in fact, terrifying and he totally looks like a Romney. I was actually just thinking that a couple weeks ago when I watched an interview with his creepy-ass sons. On The Today Show.

if anything Bobby Flay looks belligerent and smug.

YOU DON'T LIKE DOUBLE BUFFALO BURGERS AND SLAW? FUCK YOU.

VEGAN? FUCK YOU PAY ME

thank u Tarfumes

You're welcome. I was hoping for the one with the spigot, but didn't want to go too far down that particular GIS alleyway.

yeah I loved AB's sciencey stuff, I always enjoyed his breakdowns of why this hardware vs that hardware, that was always cool.

when he smoked the salmon in the hotel room, that was pretty macguyver. and the 'jet engine' ahi tuna on top of the charcoal chimney was badass.

Alton Brown was a tv production dude who thought he could make a successful how-to show about food. It's basically "alton shows you some facts plus here's how I read you should do this"

Isn't Frontera Grill awful as well? Aren't all of these food network restaurants necessarily awful?

― Mozzarella i Fieri (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, November 15, 2012 5:40 PM (56 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Holy shit, no. Frontera Grill isn't a Food Network restaurant. Rick Bayless opened Frontera Grill in the 80s. Wikipedia says he's been on Iron Chef and a guest judge on some stuff and then he was on celebrity Top Chef a few years ago. He's got a long-running PBS cooking show, too. Also Frontera is crazy super good (questions of authenticity aside).

i just realized that emeril is probably to blame for guy in a way

After finding out AB is a Christian fundamentalist I've been put off by him. He comes across as so smug and douchey outside of Good Eats as well.

It's worth watching Bayless's cooking show, if only for the weird interactions with his daughter in the earlier episodes.

I'm depressed by the speed at which Brown's lost hair.

in the way that the manhattan project would be to blame for full-scale nuclear annihilation

Remember when Emeril had a sitcom?

yeah what was his name on the sitcom again? gordon something.

she's not his daughter i don't think? a niece or something?

gordon shumway, i knew i'd get it.

I watched bayless's show for a couple episodes before realizing:
1. Hey, that's his daughter
2. Holy shit, I better stop perving because I think she's 15 in this episode

no nevermind she is his daughter. she is weird.

gordon shumway, i knew i'd get it.

― THAT IS ONE BIG PIZZA (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, November 15, 2012 6:44 PM (16 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you bastard

sorry everyone i forgot to tell you mr. que is actually alf

didn't mean to blow yr cover there

Remember when Emeril had a sitcom?

pretty sure that was Jim Belushi

After finding out AB is a Christian fundamentalist I've been put off by him. He comes across as so smug and douchey outside of Good Eats as well.

He definitely has his 'uh' moments, but yeah, Good Eats kinda gave him just the right vehicle. Besides, if he's driven to it all by God's Eternal Love to show you the advantage of how best to cook and eat elements of His creation, fuck, I'll take it.

xp re: Lanie Bayless - Yeah, it's his daughter and their interactions are still kind of weird and she is also really awkward but that makes me have sincere affection towards her. Also I have eaten at just about every Rick Bayless restaurant (unless he's got some outlets in the 'burbs) and I'm an irredeemable stan and at this point, he could fart on a tortilla and I'd probably try it.

I am certain Guy Fieri has farted on a tortilla and served it to a customer

probably with a knowing wink and a hearty chuckle

I'd be more worried about serving the tortilla.

He called it a flat air biscuit iirc.

flavor-blasted tortilla

I'VE NEVER SEEN FEAR OF A BLACK HAT

xp WAIT Alton Brown is a fundie???? I used to watch Good Eats all the time and then his schtick got kind of old (no, I am NOT going to cut up a frisbee to use as a stick blender shield before pureeing soup what the FUCK is wrong with you???) and then he just really started to annoy me so I feel very vindicated to hear that he's a Christian fundamentalist because it's like somehow I knew all along.

lollllllll flavor-blasted tortilla holy shit

With a dollop of cajun jerk.

I can't stop laughing at flavor blasted tortilla help me

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