worst sounding sushi roll at guy fieri's southern bbq & california style sushi restaurant tex wasabi's

sorry everyone i forgot to tell you mr. que is actually alf

didn't mean to blow yr cover there

Remember when Emeril had a sitcom?

pretty sure that was Jim Belushi

After finding out AB is a Christian fundamentalist I've been put off by him. He comes across as so smug and douchey outside of Good Eats as well.

He definitely has his 'uh' moments, but yeah, Good Eats kinda gave him just the right vehicle. Besides, if he's driven to it all by God's Eternal Love to show you the advantage of how best to cook and eat elements of His creation, fuck, I'll take it.

xp re: Lanie Bayless - Yeah, it's his daughter and their interactions are still kind of weird and she is also really awkward but that makes me have sincere affection towards her. Also I have eaten at just about every Rick Bayless restaurant (unless he's got some outlets in the 'burbs) and I'm an irredeemable stan and at this point, he could fart on a tortilla and I'd probably try it.

I am certain Guy Fieri has farted on a tortilla and served it to a customer

probably with a knowing wink and a hearty chuckle

I'd be more worried about serving the tortilla.

He called it a flat air biscuit iirc.

flavor-blasted tortilla

I'VE NEVER SEEN FEAR OF A BLACK HAT

xp WAIT Alton Brown is a fundie???? I used to watch Good Eats all the time and then his schtick got kind of old (no, I am NOT going to cut up a frisbee to use as a stick blender shield before pureeing soup what the FUCK is wrong with you???) and then he just really started to annoy me so I feel very vindicated to hear that he's a Christian fundamentalist because it's like somehow I knew all along.

lollllllll flavor-blasted tortilla holy shit

With a dollop of cajun jerk.

I can't stop laughing at flavor blasted tortilla help me

http://espangrish.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Funny-Cat-Eating-Mexican-Food-Fart.jpg

I'VE NEVER SEEN FEAR OF A BLACK HAT

What kind of person are you

Alfred you are not helping

He's mentioned in interviews that he and his family say grace before meals, but I've never heard any mention of "fundie." And if he is, he's never put a bit of it on tv, which makes him okay by me. I'm not going to ding the guy for having religious faith that he practices outside his sphere of fame.

he wasn't saying "fundie" he was saying "funnnnn dip, funnnn dip"

when i go to my mom's house we say GRACE BEFORE DINNER! MIDDLE FINGER TO THE LAW GRIPPIN MY BALLZ!

*runs away*

Bayless really creeps me out in a yoga-sleazy sort of way but Frontera was pretty good when I ate there and his torta place in Ohare is absolutely the best airport food ever, to the point that I'd probably eat there if it wasn't in an airport.

I have him because I was all set to go to Frontera and it was closed on a Sunday. What kind of restaurant is closed on Sunday?

hate not have

carl agatha, I guess I picked on Bayless because of his frozen foods line of products. I ate at an iteration of the Frontera Grill in CHI and was not blown away, but it WAS at least better than donkey sauce. It was lunch and I ordered some kind of cart sampler, too, so it could have been my lack of ordering skills.

The Frontera frozen pizzas are really good. Actually, I like the sauces too.

Mostly though I just really love any pizza probably.

wait, saying something is better than donkey sauce implies that you have had donkey sauce

It's supposed to be his bro take on horsey sauce, isn't it?

or that it's sauce from a betterthan donkey, an indigenous breed of the betterthan valley of peru

xp

http://www.tmz.com/videos/0_9fcfadp2/

http://i.imgur.com/0wFhh.png

also the hardest 15 minutes of my life, if you get what I mean

http://i.imgur.com/DIeEt.jpg

er

http://i.imgur.com/sWrBU.jpg

donkey lips sauce

dear god

why did you just make me think about, let alone LOOK AT, a glass of donkey semen

guess what's in the other cup

sometimes you stare into the glass of donkey semen

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say Budweiser donkey piss

now tell this guy what he's won

guys just watch this instead and feel better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLr8X0PldgY

guess what's in the other cup

― 乒乓, Thursday, November 15, 2012 1:26 PM (48 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://jwarrenpiece.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/bradpittse7en.jpg

actual lol

frontera premade mexican sauces are the best pre-made product on the market

Bunuel was right. I'd rather see Guy F. on the toilet tbh.

frontera premade mexican sauces are the best pre-made product on the market

― ums (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, November 15, 2012 1:38 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ive only had one of the salsas and it was sorta meh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTALYm62hWo

i haven't had the salsas but the enchilada and fajita sauces are great

why did you just make me think about, let alone LOOK AT, a glass of donkey semen

― well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Thursday, November 15, 2012 7:26 PM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

guys just watch this instead and feel better

http://www.youtube.com/v/bLr8X0PldgY&fs=1&hl=en

― THAT IS ONE BIG PIZZA (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, November 15, 2012 7:28 PM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

thread continues to deliver

also let me state for the record that I am not now, nor have I ever been, ALF