worst sounding sushi roll at guy fieri's southern bbq & california style sushi restaurant tex wasabi's

The last time I ate at a Hard Rock Cafe it was for a work-related event -- I think I ended up eating something like $50 worth of food because I was pregnant and I would eat constantly no matter how bad the food was.

http://southerngaming.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/guyfieri_fire_compressed.jpg

Hard Rock Cafe is brilliant, a shitty, overpriced chain restaurant that actually masquerades as a tourist destination.

He's pouring kerosene on those unsuspecting vegetables!

I ate at a Hard Rock Cafe in Cancun once. We later went to Senor Frogs. It was not a good vacation.

guy fieri's around
he's something to do

the Señor Frog's in Cancun was the hip place for college students who wanted to rape and be raped

on rewatching the frug, he really does almost boil over with the seething nihilistic rage toward humanity that i always felt was lurking inside bob ross.

When I found out Bob Ross used to be in the Air Force, so much was clear:

Ross enlisted in the United States Air Force at age 19 after graduating from Orlando High School, the Air Force transferred him to Eielson Air Force Base (in Alaska), where he first saw the snow and mountains that later became recurring themes in his artwork. He developed his quick-painting technique in order to be able to create art for sale in brief daily work breaks. Having held military positions that required him to be, in his own words, "mean" and "tough," "the guy who makes you scrub the latrine, the guy who makes you make your bed, the guy who screams at you for being late to work," Ross decided that if he ever moved on from the military, "it wasn't going to be that way any more," "vowing never to scream again."

Imagine Bob Ross screaming...if you can.

like they're totally not going to kill you if they're your only option but if you're in new york or boston or miami or honolulu why the fuck would you go to a tgifridays?

Five years ago, I went on a family trip to Hawaii. After we were all checked in at our hotel on Waikiki, my folks, who know better and normally would never do this, and who had arrived a couple of days beforehand, said, "Hey we found this really great place for lunch." So we walked over a few blocks and arrived at...a Yard House. I just remember thinking to myself "I have flown halfway across the ocean to go to lunch at a place that's also just a couple of miles from both where I live AND where I work."

I learned from that thread, for example, that there is a restaurant called "Claim Jumper" and it's not supposed to be a "Clam Jumper" which is something I think women wear

Indeed. As for Claim Jumper itself, I think it's a brilliant American success story -- third generation Bulgarian immigrant cannily sizes up the dumb-ass white people of Orange County and thereabouts and sells them an idiotic over the top cowboy/Western-themed restaurant with huge portions, sells out to Landry's a couple of years ago for a mint. I salute his perspicacity when it comes to OC.

that is an amazing atrocity photo, like the burning monk or the vietnam headshot. xxxxxxp.

The thing is that once you eat and work there and then move to a place where they're not your only option, you develop a deep abiding dislike of them as institutions and places to eat.

YOU developed a deep and abiding dislike -- i wouldn't extend this to the entire populace
i'm not trying to stir shit here, i just popped in and saw a bunch posts about poor people and was like O_O

i was born in this town
lived here my whole life
probably come to eat loaded potato skins in this town
lived here my whole life

I legit love PF Chang's and I don't care who knows it.

now we know it and you'll pay

Oh you will pay.

And now that I've torpedoed my food cred with my professed love of canned cream of mushroom soup and PF Changs, let me say that the answer to this:

should i put shredded cheese in my coffee y/n

is YES. Fill a coffee cup with shredded cheddar, pour hot coffee over it, put a plate on top and let the cheese melt. Then you scoop out the cheese with a fork and put it on biscuits or toast.

Also strongo FTW

the frozen bags of premade pf changs food in the grocery store is like "for the shut-in who has everything" territory

carl i like the way you think

Probably wouldn't work with pepper jack, tho. ;_;

donkey sauce stays with you until you die

man i got hella shredded chese here no worries

god now *i* sound like ray smuckles

GUY FIERI WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME

I think we determined actual poor people can't afford these places

I just had a sad thought that Outback Steakhouse isn't open for lunch and this thread made me consider it

http://cdn.ph.upi.com/sv/upi/UPI-9431352906249/2012/1/6002b7f54515d67a9d365ce752d993dc/Guy-Fieri-says-New-York-Times-review-had-another-agenda.jpg
http://www.foodfashionista.com/.a/6a00e553e7185288330154368645e7970c-500wi
http://foodnetworkhumor.com/img/summers-douche.jpg
http://cdn.crushable.com/files/2011/10/2978135046_9ea6be67ae-490x326.jpg

xp Well I mean it would work but it would <insert Guy Fieri semen joke here because I just can't do it>.

I think we've determined that forks is too good for these places, though

is YES. Fill a coffee cup with shredded cheddar, pour hot coffee over it, put a plate on top and let the cheese melt. Then you scoop out the cheese with a fork and put it on biscuits or toast.

this is what Cubans do with their cafe con leche...with the milk.

Hard Rock Cafe is brilliant, a shitty, overpriced chain restaurant that actually masquerades as a tourist destination.

― super perv powder (Phil D.), Friday, November 16, 2012 10:32 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I went to the one in Chicago for my 14th birthday. Food was meh, but hey, there's Pete Townshend's guitar!

Years later, found out 90% of the shit on their walls was fake (or just didn't belong to who they said it did).

back to guy: what's with his insistence on the flap in his fake surname btw? do we have an explanation for that?

I stayed at the Hard Rock Hotel in Chicago this year, presumably because I got a deal

something about Guy Fieri makes me think one day he's going to take scoops of watermelon, dip them in batter, deep fry them and serve them with bacon and cheese flavored sour cream and proudly call them "n____r chips"

Oof. (Also, accurate.)

^^^^^^^^^^^^

I think we've determined that forks is too good for these places, though

omg dan

he does remind me of that "he jewed me out of $5!" dude I went to college with

the one time i ate at hard rock cafe i ordered veggie fajitas, and when they came, they had clearly just used the "asian vegetable mix" to make them. who makes fajitas with water chestnuts?

if you google around you will find a story where he uses the word jewed w/a food network producer

my cheese-coffee just went down the wrong pipe there

the internet has damaged me to the point where i read n___r as an emoticon

lol forks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WI2F3mw-z9U

Get to the toppas!

seriously though, can't you just see the segment, with Guy trying to drop some "yeah homie, them's the bomb!"-style slang while doing a feeble cabbage patch over a "Jazzy Jeff would be horrified by this beat" pastiche in the background

*shot of locals playing basketball. kid goes up and puts in an alley oop*
(sudden closeup from the other side of the cage, wearing sunglasses, throwing up the horns)"DAWG ITS A SLAM DUUUUUUUUUUNK"

IMPORTANT:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_nmL_hGZyE

IMPORTANT JUGGALO ALERT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJjnTjSI380
@ .28
"did i just get a woop woop at the beginning of that?"
"you got a woop woop"
"NIIIICE good interview style"

Guy Fieri should set up a booth at the MN State Fair and serve all of his food on a stick

― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Friday, November 16, 2012 9:29 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is a legit good idea

i read this whole damn thread and i still dont get what the fuck pepper jack is