worst sounding sushi roll at guy fieri's southern bbq & california style sushi restaurant tex wasabi's

the internet has damaged me to the point where i read n___r as an emoticon

lol forks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WI2F3mw-z9U

Get to the toppas!

seriously though, can't you just see the segment, with Guy trying to drop some "yeah homie, them's the bomb!"-style slang while doing a feeble cabbage patch over a "Jazzy Jeff would be horrified by this beat" pastiche in the background

*shot of locals playing basketball. kid goes up and puts in an alley oop*
(sudden closeup from the other side of the cage, wearing sunglasses, throwing up the horns)"DAWG ITS A SLAM DUUUUUUUUUUNK"

IMPORTANT:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_nmL_hGZyE

IMPORTANT JUGGALO ALERT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJjnTjSI380
@ .28
"did i just get a woop woop at the beginning of that?"
"you got a woop woop"
"NIIIICE good interview style"

Guy Fieri should set up a booth at the MN State Fair and serve all of his food on a stick

― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Friday, November 16, 2012 9:29 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is a legit good idea

i read this whole damn thread and i still dont get what the fuck pepper jack is

lol

pepper jack is a feeling

it got me burnin up
it got me burnin

jack your sushi

there's a freebie for you, guy, when you open the chicago branch

I! DON'T! NEED! THESE! CHIPS!

oh god dan if we get into bad rave puns i'm doomed here

hahaha fair point, I have work I'm supposed to be finishing

strongo, you returned after three hours of frugging, I trust

i was consuming my body weight in jalapeno poppers

really no different than your average friday

I got a really fattening and gross grilled cheese sandwich for lunch today and I blame this thread.

when i was a kid i really wanted to eat at t.g.i. fridays for my birthday like more than anything mostly because they had these commercials for these mountainous desserts slathered in whip cream and chocolate sauce that looked p damn appealing but my dad refused because he was morally opposed to chain restaurants or s.thing and i always kinda resented my dad for his refusal to let me and my sister like have some mcdonalds fries even once. and like as a kid i would trade all the delicious fruit and homemade granola bars i got packed for lunch for one crappy dunkaroo packet cuz we werent allowed them but then the other day i was cooking up some new variations on trial mix with stuff i got at the farmers market and was filled with a deep sadness and a desire to go costco and buy an economy sized box of sodalicious snak paks

oh man i was super jealous of the dunkaroos kids too. though my parents let me eat the school cafeteria lunches a couple times a week which was probably more damaging than any processed snack product

dunkaroos were awesome so were lunchables

a thousand xposts to dayo: PF Chang's is like upscale Panda Express. Unidentifiable pellets of battered meat shellacked with indeterminate sugary sauces. Definitely a 'someone in my office is having a birthday' only place, or 'family member I could give a shit about wants to celebrate their anniversary here'

so is pepper jack just a california thing?

no

pepper jack is an american thing

it's a feeling

the mississippi river is partially made out of pepper jack

pepper jack and the tears of minorities

they have pepperjack at subway, so pepperjack is officially not an anywhere thing

pepperjack is yummy

I just shared this article w/ my mom & she informed me that "(awesome) pretzel chicken tenders" were stolen from one of the restaurants he covered in Diners etc. maybe not news to y'all, but I found it kinda sad to imagine Fieri just driving around the heartland, stealing state-fair-esque gimmicks, and selling them to the clueless yokels who wander into Times Square

There's nothing inherently wrong with pepper jack, you should just think twice before melting a block of it on top of your sushi

Not to drop a shibboleth but pepper jack is just monterey jack cheese with hot pepper flakes.
More often these days it's cheese food or whatever the fuck that pseudo cheese stuff is tho

that pseudo cheese stuff is processed kitten skin

You're thinking of guy fieri I think

(self-xpost also sad to imagine: my mother somehow being subjected to Fieri's TV show)

it's like, damn, we don't even get food network at home, mom! what the hell kind of vacations have you been taking???

oh yeah I love pepperjack but keep it right the fuck away from my sushi

like, not allowed within 2 miles of any sushi restaurant

(sorry for the cusses y'all this... GUY... just... makes... me... so... ANGRY........)

"guy fieri is hot"

About 45 results (0.34 seconds)

"guy fieri is sexy"

About 48 results (0.22 seconds)

i can't take pepper jack seriously ever again after this thread

oh yeah I love pepperjack but keep it right the fuck away from my sushi

whereas you're more than welcome to wrap my spicy tuna roll with shortribs

and yes, that IS a euphemism

lol goole

cool post from lamp

pepper jack and the tears of minorities

^ blues band playing in the sports bar down the street.

DJP dont you mean your dirty magazine roll