worst sounding sushi roll at guy fieri's southern bbq & california style sushi restaurant tex wasabi's

I just shared this article w/ my mom & she informed me that "(awesome) pretzel chicken tenders" were stolen from one of the restaurants he covered in Diners etc. maybe not news to y'all, but I found it kinda sad to imagine Fieri just driving around the heartland, stealing state-fair-esque gimmicks, and selling them to the clueless yokels who wander into Times Square

There's nothing inherently wrong with pepper jack, you should just think twice before melting a block of it on top of your sushi

Not to drop a shibboleth but pepper jack is just monterey jack cheese with hot pepper flakes.
More often these days it's cheese food or whatever the fuck that pseudo cheese stuff is tho

that pseudo cheese stuff is processed kitten skin

You're thinking of guy fieri I think

(self-xpost also sad to imagine: my mother somehow being subjected to Fieri's TV show)

it's like, damn, we don't even get food network at home, mom! what the hell kind of vacations have you been taking???

oh yeah I love pepperjack but keep it right the fuck away from my sushi

like, not allowed within 2 miles of any sushi restaurant

(sorry for the cusses y'all this... GUY... just... makes... me... so... ANGRY........)

"guy fieri is hot"

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i can't take pepper jack seriously ever again after this thread

oh yeah I love pepperjack but keep it right the fuck away from my sushi

whereas you're more than welcome to wrap my spicy tuna roll with shortribs

and yes, that IS a euphemism

lol goole

cool post from lamp

pepper jack and the tears of minorities

^ blues band playing in the sports bar down the street.

DJP dont you mean your dirty magazine roll

I do, thanks

now rub my shortribs

all jacked up on pepper jack

it's a very dry rub

i prefer to get high on pepper jack

roll that shit, light that shit, smoke it

there's another freebie slogan for you, guy

bonesuckin good times

pepper jack is just monterey jack cheese with hot pepper flakes

thank you! i thought it was some kind of jerky...

slice (CHEW)
headshot (CHEW)
sit down (CHEW)
stand up (CHEW)
pass out (CHEW)
wake up (CHEW)
peppered (CHEW)
peppered (CHEW)

some people do the jerk while they consume it

did not need mental images of ppl fucking Guy while eating pepper jack

isn't that entirely what this thread is about?

I forgot it's a real thing

http://www.hotshotshotsauce.com/images/1278BS.jpg

sippin on gin and juice and about 900 other fucking ingredients

mental images of ppl fucking Gu while eating bleu-sabi wings I can deal with

guy's gu

all over yr face

gu
gu
gu

c on s(ushi)s

what is Gu?

guy fieri's gu gu balls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQQjfmKjXNU

justified ancients of guy's gu

http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/guy-650x410.jpg

http://bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com/siouxcityjournal.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/b/d7/bd77592f-ce67-557d-a444-34117fee3bff/4de06096439a8.preview-300.jpg

http://www.latenightwithjimmyfallon.com/assets_c/2012/09/guyfieri_9.7.12-cropped-proto-custom_31-thumb-350xauto-31104.jpg

Guy Fieri definitely gives the vibe of being a dude who could not perform cunnilingus without involving a chicken wing

don't knock it it until etc.

fully marinated?

http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/costanza-food-and-sex.gif

bless you DJP

"god...thank you, guy."
"ain't no thing." *winks at camera*

gu is a sports gel, mr q