why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

I've met more than one numbed-out person who, having been confronted with things they did not want to feel, chose to feel nothing, through frequent application of alcohol, drugs, distractions and denial.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLFrzkTHP18&feature=youtu.be&t=1m47s

depp quote would be better illustrated w a still from pirates of the caribbean

100x better w stills from Crybaby

Black Friday shopping you say? I DON'T THINK SO. I think I'll BEAT THE GAME 3 times.

Facebook satire™

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bob marley

Omniscient, omnipotent, is there nothing Bob 'Macro King' Marley can't do?

Couldn't pour a decent black and tan.

resist the urge to aggressively capitalise

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-Bob Marley

No, wait

^pictured: soursop fruit

soursop seeds contain a neurotioxin, annonacin, that causes atypical parkinsons disease

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wtf some of these are brilliant

really bad analogies written by a "funny" macro maker

love the e.coli/canadian beef analogy

Ach, these things have been passed round for decades. And yep, half of them are great.

obviously all written by the same non high school student

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y68/Duck-Thane/599849_10152275196530015_900309774_n.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/K1rQS.png

america finally cooler than canada

10 needs to be read in a Philip Marlowe voice.

oh, we've moved on?

http://kangaratmurdersoc.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/120-trudeau.jpg

Trudeau used to run with a pretty cool crowd, it's true.

All that shows is that Beiber's not afraid Harper will put him on a secret kill list for clowning him.

if you think John Lennon = "cool factor" i pity you from the bottom of my fucking heart.

unless he meant Yoko.

pretty sure Canada never ever thought it was cool

also beiber looks like a dustbowl make-a-wish kid in that Canada photo, jeez he's gaunt

Caption contest! This showed up on my feed because for some inexplicable reason a couple of my friends have liked W@lmart on Facebook, and I guess this is their way of advertising for hunting season. I had to share because, come on, look at it! I think we can come up with some good platitudes for the photo.

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"Look at Mom run! Is that enough of a head start, Daddy?"

The SKILS u learn from years of BEING OUTDOORS as a Family will give u all u need to suceed in life. Starring at a screen INSIDE playing VIDEO GAMES and watching MINDLESS TV will give u all u need to suceed at death. REPOST IF U AGREE!!!!

Family Bonding: The Most Dangerous Game

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I HATE MONDAYS.

my friends/family are all "whoa, hunting is SICK who would do that?!?" which is really weird because we're not in a *large* urban center and the answer is "the zillions of people at the sporting goods stores that seem to be doing well, who you probably are surrounded by at all times"

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-- bob marley

"Daaad! Sis won't give me the binoculars. Why does she always get to watch the mailbombs explode?"

Why there are just floating heads of smiling white people in a forest?

that's a still from red dawn iirc

Nervousness and death seem to have invoked a Woody Allen film font.

has this been posted yet?
http://vomitinducing.tumblr.com/

like most tumblrs that one would do a lot better without the witty commentary

and by witty i mean shitty

watch out, witty commentary comin' through

s1ocki should start a tublr of tumblrs

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me7juuIq5Q1r2m53po1_500.png

speaking of that johnny depp quote, man, i'm sick of all the deep magical quotes attributed to actor beefcakes. there's a whole industry trying to convince everyone these dudes are/were as tortured/smart/mysterious/sensitive/wise/etc as the characters (they handpick to maintain that brand). it's the male equivalent of the inspirational misquotes of monroe and hepburn.

feel like thats at its peak now where a whole generation of leading men ryan gosling joseph gordon levitt etc are basically a bunch of ethan hawks

Loool credit where credit is due

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cant fuck w the master

I should make a series of these w/ screencaps & quotes from Waking Life

feel like thats at its peak now where a whole generation of leading men ryan gosling joseph gordon levitt etc are basically a bunch of ethan hawks

― lag∞n, Wednesday, November 28, 2012 3:14 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah but at least the real things those guys say are just stilted and awkward rather than dark and swoony