it's either pee caution or scratching
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 3 December 2012 23:21 (eleven years ago) link
i think it's pee caution
this doesn't even make sense, what if he takes her virginity
the point is that you should never have sex with virgins
― i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Monday, 3 December 2012 23:29 (eleven years ago) link
grandbabies gatekeeper, ie do not let your son marry gandalf
― passion it person (La Lechera), Monday, 3 December 2012 23:33 (eleven years ago) link
would mom teach #2 via a demonstration?
― 乒乓, Monday, 3 December 2012 23:34 (eleven years ago) link
i just whispered all 20 of these in some baby's ear and nothing has changed! now what?!
― Z S, Monday, 3 December 2012 23:36 (eleven years ago) link
remember a women can do everything you can, except set the tone for a sexual relationship, get her own flowers or make a phonecall to her son
― bill paxman (darraghmac), Monday, 3 December 2012 23:37 (eleven years ago) link
pour yourself a drink
― 乒乓, Monday, 3 December 2012 23:37 (eleven years ago) link
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/004/773/wt.jpg
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Monday, 3 December 2012 23:38 (eleven years ago) link
you set the sexx bone
― Pillbox, Monday, 3 December 2012 23:46 (eleven years ago) link
ah shit i don't want to think about the events that lead to the sex bone needing to be set
― bill paxman (darraghmac), Monday, 3 December 2012 23:48 (eleven years ago) link
Press the reset button.
It's inside, near the front
― Mark G, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 00:04 (eleven years ago) link
Somebody's got to clean that up, you know.
― how's life, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 00:12 (eleven years ago) link
16 otm
― brimstead, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 00:55 (eleven years ago) link
#4 p/a hint re: luxury condo she envisages him buying for her retirement
― nitin sawhiney (qiqing), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 01:00 (eleven years ago) link
14 definitely
― crüt, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 07:14 (eleven years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Tuesday, 18 December 2012 00:01 (eleven years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 00:01 (eleven years ago) link
I admire how 'be kind to others' and 'don't scratch your crotch' are put on a purely equal footing.
― Aimless, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 00:56 (eleven years ago) link
As well they should be.
― this will surprise many (Nicole), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 01:24 (eleven years ago) link
22. No woman actually believes going wrong hole is an accident.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 04:33 (eleven years ago) link
77 should brainstorm a FATHER-DAUGHTER version and see how viral it can go