This is SHOUTING-for-MODERATOR thread pt. III!! [derailed: go to thread IV]

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This is all a completely ludicrous fuss over nothing. Get some perspective people.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 15 May 2003 15:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

Mark S. killed Miss Kitty Fantastico!

Nicole (Nicole), Thursday, 15 May 2003 15:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

further to previous post:

BE IT KNOWN that in dodeca-sauria no distinctions are made between
i. in/out of bed
ii. guests/hosts
iii. parasites/hosts
iv. clients/prey

All decisions are made on this basis.

That is all/It never ends.

dawnie (mark s), Thursday, 15 May 2003 15:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.ronaldstory.com/mothma3.jpg

N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 15 May 2003 15:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

Mark you forgot:

v. "Earshot"/"Hush"

chester (synkro), Thursday, 15 May 2003 16:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

1/ This is what happens when I take a day off from posting

2/ I think Kate’s request was reasonable, and I most likely would have carried out said request had I been online @ thee time. I think it’s a simple matter of good manners and common something-or-other, if someone posts in thee abstrackt in such a manner, to respect that, like do as you would be done by or something. You can always go on abt it on AIM if you want to. Reading this, please bear in mind that I am a horrible prissy old fuck who complains about children swearing loudly on publick transport, and I am in fact mary whitehouse/h1tl3r who only likes it in thee “missionary position” w/thee lights out (© C*l*m R.W. 2003)

3/ I would cream myself if m*m*s were to sleep on my sofa.

4/ k8 rulz fuk all yuo h@t@z

4a/ However, if kate’s (or anyone else’s) threads annoy you, do not read them. I have recently taken to ignoring threads by annoying poster, and it makes me happier, and also it makes ilx into a more pleasurable experience, or something..

5/ In all seriousness (and I think mark s offered this as well) if you want to post anonymously in a similar manner, and you don’t want this kind of thing, email your question to me, “moderator pashmina”, and I will post it for you, devoid ov any identifying data. Downsides=
a/you will have to trust me not to blab or be a mentalist or fukc up. (I won’t, but obv I would say that, wouldn’t I? I won’t though, yea verily not even on AIM)
b/I generally tend to be online only between 7pm and 2am GMT, so I am rub if you want a quick answer (unless you think of a q between thee hours noted above)
c/ I will not forward snarky personal attax, or creepy stalky stuff on ilx posters. If you send me creepy stalky stuff, I will kill-file you.
d/ do not use terms “viagra” “penis” “teen” “hgh” “own boss” “lose weight” in yr mail title or my phancy new message rule will backhand it into thee wastebasket

Obv, you may not wish to take advantage of this offer, and that’s ok, b/c I quite understand why you might not wish to send sensitive info to some div who you have never met before, but it’s there if you want it.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 15 May 2003 20:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

Stalker alert. Immediate moderator attention requested.

Let's Build an ILM Poster!

Mr. Diamond (diamond), Friday, 16 May 2003 05:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

it's gone. ugh, fucking creepiness.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 16 May 2003 06:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

Thank you.

(Hope the IP address was logged as well)

Mr. Diamond (diamond), Friday, 16 May 2003 06:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

I forwarded thee ip log to the moderators yahoo group.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 16 May 2003 06:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

(Not all of Kate's posts ever annoy me. Making an error in judgement and asking the mods to fix it because "others can't play nice" does.)

Colin Meeder (Mert), Friday, 16 May 2003 06:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

quite!

James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 16 May 2003 06:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

Can some one lock the houseguests thread please. It looks like its about to turn nasty and it's my flat that being talked about and once again kate has brought a problem with the flat to the board before talking to me. It may be in my power to fix things. I don't think this 'lurker' is helping matters.

Ed (dali), Friday, 16 May 2003 08:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

Go ahead. Fucking lock it since Ed has asked.

kate, Friday, 16 May 2003 09:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

Lurker has also asked to have their post removed - I thought I had their permission to post it, but they thought that I would edit it first.

kate, Friday, 16 May 2003 09:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

I am also asking to please have this IP address blocked from ILE, because I am incapable of staying away of my own willpower, and I REALLY need to leave. I am totally serious about this.

kate, Friday, 16 May 2003 09:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

(Since the other thread has now been locked I'll post my reply to Chris here).

I disagree (he says in his best Tom Paulin way) - whilst Big Brovaz have obviously been infuence by the canvalesque production of Outkast, a cursory look at their lyrical content shows a lot more in common with pop rappers of the early nineties and the general obsession of the bling garage culture. Songs are either about asserting their identity (Nu Flow / OK) or status (My Favourite Things). That said they do compare favourably to Outkast affiliates when they too rap on such mundane matters - suchg as Killer Mike's A.D.I.D.A.S.

Pete (Pete), Friday, 16 May 2003 09:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

Thanks. Feel free to start another thread comparing our domestic situation to Big Brother, Big Brovaz, Outkast or anyone else you fancy.

Ed (dali), Friday, 16 May 2003 09:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ok I locked it, if anyone feels it should be reopened go ahead, I guess. Kate I'll go and delete Lurker's post now, but blocking yr Ip is beyond my humble powers. Good, cos I'd rather you stayed.

Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 16 May 2003 09:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

(since the other thread has now been locked I'll post my reply to ronan here).

thanks, ronan.

RJG (RJG), Friday, 16 May 2003 09:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

Feel free to reopeni later today if you fancy, I just think there should be a little cooling off period.

Ed (dali), Friday, 16 May 2003 09:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

Thank you for locking the thread. Thank you in advance for removing my ill-advised private email quote. Who has the power to block IP addresses? Because I really DON'T have the willpower to keep myself from posting, and from talking about my private life. And these huge fights and tanglements really ARE affecting my performance at work, and even though I hate my job, I do need to keep it right now.

And I would prefer for the thread to stay locked. I'm leaving, just leave off and forget about it.

kate, Friday, 16 May 2003 09:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

kate - yank the network cable out the back of your computer. That works. Or smash the screen.

Dr. C (Dr. C), Friday, 16 May 2003 09:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

I did the latter once, it was an ugly scene. Expensive laptop, too. Kate don't do this

Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 16 May 2003 09:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

(Smashing screen not advisable with work computer.)

Pete (Pete), Friday, 16 May 2003 09:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

thanks ronan

think nothing of it.

Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 16 May 2003 09:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

Smear screen with jam then. Or put the computer upside down.

Dr. C (Dr. C), Friday, 16 May 2003 10:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

i will block kate if nobody has a more strenuous objection than kate's plea

Alan (Alan), Friday, 16 May 2003 10:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

is that just 213.123.213.188 then?

Alan (Alan), Friday, 16 May 2003 10:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

how will that help with posting from home?

gareth (gareth), Friday, 16 May 2003 10:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

I think its the short term that she is worried about. Like any addiction, its one day at a time.

Pete (Pete), Friday, 16 May 2003 10:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

well i think that should have done it. Anyone got a better message than "GO AWAY KATE" -- which is what she should be reading right now. How about "Put the mouse down and walk away"

Alan (Alan), Friday, 16 May 2003 10:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

I think the walk away one is nicer than just "GO AWAY KATE" but then, she did ask....

smee (smee), Friday, 16 May 2003 10:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'll just quote her post

"Who has the power to block IP addresses? Because I really DON'T have the willpower to keep myself from posting, and from talking about my private life. And these huge fights and tanglements really ARE affecting my performance at work, and even though I hate my job, I do need to keep it right now."

mind you I don't know that it's actually working or if more people have that IP address. (I banned myself successfully to check, but that's all)

Alan (Alan), Friday, 16 May 2003 10:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

that looks like a BT address to me to be honest

gareth (gareth), Friday, 16 May 2003 10:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

Kate has requested to please be reinstated to ILM. She's just going cold turkey on ILE. I am posting this because she can't.
chairs.

Lurkylurklurklurk, Friday, 16 May 2003 10:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

You know, if I wasn't reading this thread I would have had no idea that some conflict had happened. Wierd.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 16 May 2003 10:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

english go figure

James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 16 May 2003 11:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

well I've done my best, I THINK I've banned that IP from ILE only. any complaints back to me, but frankly I'm a bit peeved with this request already

Alan (Alan), Friday, 16 May 2003 11:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

so does everybody else get a 'get out of jail free' card with their threads too?

James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 16 May 2003 11:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

everyone except you

mark s (mark s), Friday, 16 May 2003 11:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Thanks from Kate, it works. Didn't realise that it was a hassle to ban from just one board, but I appreciate it. Thanks."

Lurkity lurkitty oooooo, Friday, 16 May 2003 11:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

as long as I gots Baltic and Mediterranean I'ms in hawg heaven.

James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 16 May 2003 11:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

I managed to quit injecting heroin.

now I take it orally.

RJG (RJG), Friday, 16 May 2003 11:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

good for you.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Friday, 16 May 2003 11:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

Another weird thing is the way I decided to spell "wierd" up there in my previous post. Huh.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 16 May 2003 12:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

Surely if you are a moderator you could have changed that. (They change everything else round here, like the shifting sands of the desert you never know where you stand).

Pete (Pete), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

ain't it the truth brutha, ain't it the truth

James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

You know, I'm just going to say this: what the fuck is wrong with everyone?

Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

geez cut down on the uppers cause your going fucking paranoid.

There is a log, you know this. If your so convinced we all do this all the time then keep an eye on it.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:03 (twenty-one years ago) link


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