worst sounding sushi roll at guy fieri's southern bbq & california style sushi restaurant tex wasabi's

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr02/2013/1/2/13/enhanced-buzz-31444-1357152006-16.jpg

looks like a necrorune made of elder flesh and incised with the Blade of Immortals

It looks like it is made up of pus and decaying roaches.

Why is it spicy? I mean, I'm all about chocolate and chili but this isn't like a flourless Mexican chocolate and ancho chili torte. It's a fucking marshmallow and chocolate chip pizza.

::hurls::

I'm looking at the picture on the box and still wondering why anyone thought, yeah, this could be pretty good

Also the box doesn't say it's spicy, and I think that Guy Fieri has a duty to warn potential buyers. Therefore, I will represent smorelover, veryupsetmom, Noellesmommy, and clubmember59 in a class action lawsuit for culinary negligence.

moldy deerpoop pizza

Spice on smores is an inherently sick and twisted concept.

Nobody says what kind of spice, so I'm imagining it to be some hot curry powder.

ohhh no. oh no no no.

Guy Fieri kitchen research squad at work starting at 1:30:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v78R3BlQVfE

I'd be willing to buy this and eat it and liveblog it on ilx

Better you than me

liveblog death by eating suppurating roaches and pus

the susurrus of the dying roaches as they bake in the oven

'take and bake' pizza chain papa murphy's has a s'mores pizza. it's pretty good.

http://www.papamurphys.com/OurMenu/Overview/Sides/SidesHeading/SmoresDessertPizza

s'mores are disgusting generally. I don't understand marshmallows.

Me neither. Same for meringue(s) and divinity.

Also the box doesn't say it's spicy, and I think that Guy Fieri has a duty to warn potential buyers. Therefore, I will represent smorelover, veryupsetmom, Noellesmommy, and clubmember59 in a class action lawsuit for culinary negligence.

― carl agatha, Wednesday, January 2, 2013 4:33 PM (2 hours ago)

lollllll

veryupsetmom!

It looks like an infected scab pizza.

man i wish i had seen this before getting home tonight

http://pool.theinfosphere.org/images/thumb/5/59/Cygnoid_food.png/225px-Cygnoid_food.png

"Silt? Asbestos? We got guano - very fresh!"

strongo, it comes in packs of 2 - let's split one

Cons: quality, nasty

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110822113559AARfleE

http://bbs.wenxuecity.com/kids/300023.html

veryupsetmoms from around the web

veryup setmom

somebody set us up the mom

somebody up set us the mom xp shiiit

wow

http://smorelover.livejournal.com/

"smorelover" is an insult I plan to use in the brave new 2013

I'm not a big fan of marshmallow and I have nothing against spicy chocolate, au contraire I can imagine the utility for a smorelover, of a spicy smore "pizza" though said spice should be disclosed but why anybody in their right mind would willingly consume anything associated with Mr Fieri remains a mystery to me.

I admit that I'm a smorelover and this pizza is therefore marginally intriguing to me, but the spice may be a dealbreaker.

It depends on the spice.

it's probably scotch bonnet pepper flakes

Well, that would hide the other effects of Guy's culinary technique

picture on the box already looks fucking gross, can't see how anyone would buy this

they come in a 2-pack at sam's club

Does that improve the taste?

The two pies create a recursive loop of spicy s'more flavor from which there is no escape.

I love that it's two pies, just makes me think it was intended as some type of DIY "resulting paste" kit

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/20561163.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/7yPhZ.jpg

want that on a t-shirt

you want Guy Fieri to poop on a t-shirt? sick

That pizza on a t-shirt would be the ultimate death metal t-shirt.

I hear it's unexpectedly spicy
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